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#26 Darkness

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Posted 20 June 2006 - 08:51 AM

Q:What did one lesbian vampire say to the other?
A: See ya next month!

Didn't get that one, but these are funny, just be careful who you tell them to o.O

Edit: nvm got it :lol:

Edited by Darkness, 20 June 2006 - 08:52 AM.


#27 Cam

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Posted 20 June 2006 - 09:18 AM

Pedophile jokes are not my thing <_<

#28 Frizzle

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Posted 20 June 2006 - 09:21 AM

But peadophiles are?

Edited by Frizzle, 20 June 2006 - 09:22 AM.


#29 Cam

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Posted 20 June 2006 - 09:26 AM

But peadophiles are?


No?
And why would they be?

Peadophiles need to die.

#30 Krnsaber

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Posted 20 June 2006 - 09:28 AM

You're right Cody, they're really tasteless.

#31 Brad

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Posted 20 June 2006 - 09:29 AM

Moved.

#32 Krnsaber

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Posted 20 June 2006 - 09:31 AM

Moved.

I was going to when I saw it was in the jokes section somehow xD

#33 Silk

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Posted 20 June 2006 - 10:39 AM

:lol: Those are so horribly great! I just wonder what kind of people sit around to make them up... I'd party with that guy. ;)

Not if he batty raped you first :p

The pedo jokes are going a bit far... though I'm surprised I haven't see this one:

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
A: Depends how hard you throw them.

Haha, i've seen that one before except it was emos not babies :p

#34 sonic

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Posted 20 June 2006 - 12:20 PM

I laughed while eating my cerial. Now I got milk all over me. Thanks alot Asshole. Geez. No one is considerate of other people anymore. ........... ;)

Why did the dead baby cross the road?


It was stapled to the chicken.

#35 Grizzly

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Posted 20 June 2006 - 08:19 PM

Haha <3 tasteless jokes.

Q:What did one lesbian vampire say to the other?
A: See ya next month!

- How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
- They put a plunger in the toilet. :o


#36 dolphinbomb

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Posted 20 June 2006 - 09:31 PM

Q: What's red all over and screams a lot?
A: A skinned baby in a bag of salt.

Q: What pink, silver, red, and runs into walls?
A: A baby with forks in it's eyes.

Q: How do you stop a baby from running around in circles?
A: Nail it's other hand to the floor.

(And I know what I said about pedo jokes... but this is possibly the worst I have ever heard...:p)

Q: How do you make a little girl cry twice?
A: Wipe your bloody dick off on her dress.

#37 ink

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Posted 20 June 2006 - 09:37 PM

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They told her to go sit in the corner..... in a circular room.

Here is a funny story... see if you get it:
Every day I see my neighbor cutting his grass. It always seems to grow back within a day or too. The area where I live is well cultivated, has plenty of sun, and a lake bed under the ground. I can see why his would be like that.
One day he came over and asked, "Man... I never see you or anyone out side but your grass is always perfectly cut and seems almost like it never grows. How do you do it in a place like this?"
I myself didn't know, so I said, "I don't know. I think I will go ask my sister. She has probably done something to it. It used to grow even more than yours."
I went over to my sister and asked her about the grass.
She said, "Ughh... I left my pants and my eyeliner on it when I was fucking Bobby. Ever since then the tips of the hairs started turning black. I don't know why it would be doing that though."
I went back to my neighbor and told him. He replied, "Oh. I know why... Turning it's hairs black, using eyeliner, wearing girl pants, and cutting itself. It seems to be dying... It must be..."
I yelled out, "JESUS CHRIST! NOT ANOTHER EMO!"

Bah... that is a really bad emo joke...

What is the difference between a baby and a pizza?

When you put a pizza in an oven it doesn't scream.

#38 dolphinbomb

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Posted 20 June 2006 - 09:41 PM

Q: How do you start a jewish parade?
A: Roll a penny down the street.. :whistling:

Q: How do you fit 100 Jewish people into a volkswagen?
A: 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 96 in the ashtray.

Edited by dolphinbomb, 20 June 2006 - 09:42 PM.


#39 Ilya

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Posted 20 June 2006 - 09:51 PM

Q:Why does jesus hate M&M's?
A:Because they always fall through the holes in his hands.


:unsure: dont get it either...

#40 dolphinbomb

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Posted 20 June 2006 - 11:10 PM

:unsure: dont get it either...

Goddamn, okay:

Jesus was CRUCIFIED. Nailed to a cross, so he has a hole in each hand.
<_< Yeesh.

#41 Ilya

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Posted 21 June 2006 - 12:58 AM

Goddamn, okay:

Jesus was CRUCIFIED. Nailed to a cross, so he has a hole in each hand.
<_< Yeesh.


ok I get that, but dont get why is it so funny... O_o

#42 Frizzle

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Posted 21 June 2006 - 01:32 AM

Because the lord, our saviour cannot enjoy sweet, chocolate goodness covered sugar and colourings, but can easily walk over water, turn water into wine and dance to funk.

#43 Christopher Robin

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Posted 21 June 2006 - 05:59 AM

LOL I like the flintstones one, and the vampire one xD

#44 ƻ

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Posted 21 June 2006 - 06:33 AM

Q: How do you start a jewish parade?
A: Roll a penny down the street.. :whistling:


?????? I don't get this joke. You do know jewish people are known for being rich bankers or accountants.


It should go more like this

How do you find the richest person in mexico?

Roll a penny down the street and shee who gets it.

#45 dolphinbomb

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Posted 21 June 2006 - 07:29 AM

Yes, but Jewish people are also stereotyped as being incredibly greedy...

#46 ƻ

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Posted 21 June 2006 - 07:35 AM

ah...i c

#47 Darkness

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Posted 21 June 2006 - 08:50 AM

It's also because Jewish people supposedly save every penny and pinch them, that's how they get so much money. It's true ;)

#48 Ria

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Posted 24 June 2006 - 06:09 PM

What's worst than a worm in your apple?
The Holocaust.

#49 Stepoo

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Posted 24 June 2006 - 06:33 PM

Cabbage.

What? It's tasteless and its a joke!

#50 airtime

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Posted 28 June 2006 - 03:56 PM

Where do you find a man with no legs or arms?

Right where you found him!

BTW nice jokes for the most part, I just can't find the baby ones funny... cuz they aren't.

Carry on.


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