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#51 dolphinbomb

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Posted 28 June 2006 - 06:24 PM

What's worse than a pile of dead babies?
A live one at the bottom eating it's way out.

What's even worse?
When it goes back for seconds.

#52 Chaos_Blader

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Posted 29 June 2006 - 08:48 AM

Q:Why does jesus hate M&M's?


A:Because they always fall through the holes in his hands.

Q:What's the difference between a dead baby and a rock?
A: You can't fuck a rock.


That joke is soo wrong in so many ways...

Q:What did one lesbian vampire say to the other?
A: See ya next month!


I dont get that one...

#53 Frizzle

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Posted 29 June 2006 - 09:17 AM

She was on her period. Vampires love blood.

#54 jillian

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Posted 29 June 2006 - 09:53 AM

Wow, my favorite part of this thread is how every other post is "I don't get it."

I usually don't partake in dead baby jokes but my sister came home falling over laughing about this one, which was funnier to me than the actual joke:


What's funnier than a dead baby in a clown suit?

... nothing. AHA!

#55 dolphinbomb

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Posted 29 June 2006 - 10:27 AM

Q: What do you do if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night?
A: Yell "drop it, nigger!"

#56 cara

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Posted 29 June 2006 - 10:36 AM

Alot of these jokes are disgustingly offensive for me, but I admit I had a good laugh for some of them. :p

What's funnier than a dead baby in a clown suit?
... nothing. AHA!


LOL :lol:

#57 Sean

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Posted 29 June 2006 - 08:07 PM

Wow, my favorite part of this thread is how every other post is "I don't get it."

I usually don't partake in dead baby jokes but my sister came home falling over laughing about this one, which was funnier to me than the actual joke:
What's funnier than a dead baby in a clown suit?

... nothing. AHA!

:D I think that one is funny, but nowhere near as great as this one:

What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby sitting next to a kid with down sydrome!!!!


:rofl:

#58 Sham

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Posted 01 July 2006 - 12:32 PM

Q:What did one tampon say to the other?
A:Nothing, they where both stuck up vaginas.

A man walks into a library and asks the librarian where the books on suicide are when she yells "Fuck off! You won't bring it back!"

Q:What did the blind, deaf, mute kid with AIDS get for christmas?
A:Cancer.

Q:What did one lesbian vampire say to the other?
A: See ya next month!


HAHAHAHA wow those were funny
And I don't get the first joke about Jesus and M&Ms. O_o

#59 iargue

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Posted 01 July 2006 - 01:17 PM

Jesus was nailed to a cross :o, now do you understand, you uneducated basterd.


My jokes-------


Manisms

1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.

2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances:
(a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master.
(b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse.
© After wrecking your boss's car.
(d) One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into "The Crying Game".
(e) When she is using her teeth.

3: Any man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies.

4: Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours.

5: If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her.

6: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable.

7: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your buddy's birthday is strictly optional. At that point, you must celebrate at a strip bar of the birthday boy's choice.

8: On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the weakest.

9: When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, you may ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who's playing.

10: You may flatulate in front of a woman only after you have brought her to climax. If you trap her head under the covers for the purpose of flatulent entertainment, she's officially your girlfriend. Read More!

The other one.


A man and his wife walked into a dentist's office. The man said to the dentist, "Doc, I'm in one hell of a hurry! I have two buddies sitting out in my car waiting for us to go play golf. So forget about the anesthetic and just pull the tooth and be done with it. We have a 10:00 AM tee time at the best golf course in town and it's 9:30 already. I don't have time to wait for the anesthetic to work!"

The dentist thought to himself, "My goodness, this is surely a very brave man asking to have his tooth pulled without using anything to kill the pain." So the dentist ask him, "Which tooth is it sir?"

The man turned to his wife and said, "Open your mouth Honey, and show him."

#60 potatom

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Posted 11 July 2006 - 10:03 AM

jesus is coolioso

#61 Christopher Robin

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Posted 11 July 2006 - 04:15 PM

That is spam...olioso

#62 Naruto2

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Posted 12 July 2006 - 03:52 AM

The funniest joke I saw in this thread yet !

Q: What do you do if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night?
A: Yell "drop it, nigger!"



#63 /Max

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Posted 12 July 2006 - 09:26 AM

The funniest joke I saw in this thread yet !



Hahaha.. gotta love racist jokes. :p

#64 stupidangelx

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Posted 15 July 2006 - 08:43 AM

What happens to a black man when he's dreaming?

He gets shot.

If you dont get it ill tell you

(Martin Luther the King he was dreaming and got shot)

If its too offensive then sorry about that its meant to be offensive..... :p

#65 Bryan

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Posted 17 July 2006 - 08:52 PM

I could've sworn he was awake and in a hotel blink.gif

#66 Master_Rach

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Posted 19 July 2006 - 08:21 AM

Q:Whats the difference between a married man and a gay-man's bed?
A:Nothing. Both have pillows EVERYWHERE, both have antique endtables, both are clean, both have tons of doilies... Nothing is different.
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Q:What do you call a dick in a suit?
A:George W. Bush
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Theres my jokes... Both suck. Now for some baby jokes.
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Q:Whats white, bloody, fleshy, and spins eighty miles an hour?
A: A dead baby in a blender rofl.gif
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Q:Why do you unload a truck full of babies with a pitchfork?
A:So you can tell which ones are still alive

Edited by Master_Rach, 19 July 2006 - 08:28 AM.


#67 sonic

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Posted 19 July 2006 - 01:43 PM

QUOTE(Bryan @ Jul 17 2006, 09:52 PM) View Post

I could've sworn he was awake and in a hotel blink.gif


Think about his speech.
"I have a dream, that one day, blah blah blah"
Get the joke now.

Here is mine!

Q:Why do all black people have nightmares?
A:We shot the only one with a dream.

Q:Why do sharks not eat black people?
A:They think it's whale shit.

Q:What do you call 10 black people on the moon?
a problem
What do you call 100 black people on the moon?
a problem
What do you call ALL the black people on the moon?
A: Problem Solved

Q:What do you call 500 black bodies on the bottom of the ocean?
A:A great start.


#68 ikon

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Posted 19 July 2006 - 07:13 PM

Personally I don't think one bloody "joke" in here is even remotely classified as funny in my definition of the word. Rather grotesque and inhumane sums it up better wink.gif

#69 dolphinbomb

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Posted 19 July 2006 - 09:54 PM

QUOTE(Cody @ Jul 19 2006, 08:56 PM) View Post

they're tasteless for a reason... wink.gif

QFE. Now, to start in on the blondes.... tongue.gif

How can you tell if a blonde has been in your car?
The stickshift is wet.

Why did the blonde have a bruised bellybutton?
Her boyfriend was blonde, too.

What do a blonde and a turtle have in common?
Once they're on their back, they're screwed.

What do you call a blonde with pigtails?
A blowjob with handlebars.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brick wall?
The wall's only been laid once.

Why do blondes have Y-shaped coffins?
As soon as their head hits the pillow, their legs spread.

What do a bowling ball and a blonde have in common?
They both get picked up, fingered, then thrown in the gutter.

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are all sitting at a bar. The brunette says "I'm so loose, my boyfriend can fit 4 fingers in there!" The redhead retorts with "I'M so loose, my boyfriend can fit both his hands in there!" The blonde, not wanting to be outdone, says "I'M so loose, my-" and she slides down the barstool.


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