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[Weapon]

Yay all of you guys rock who actually adopted =)

[Cory]

I cannot be adopted mere mortal!!

And yes, my real name consists of three dots.

I am no mere mortal. I am the Ayatollah of Rock n Rolla. So you are now my Adoptee, my first training exercise is to teach you how to teach me young padawan.

[Bão]

I'm about to hit the sack for tonight so expect me to update the list early tommorrow morning.

[Eeyore]

YAY
Yeah i might be doing pretty good on my own so i guess ill just be your apprentice. I'm the Eeyore in training

Whooot!!! I have an apprentice!

Wow Eeyore, your talking about me.

*gets pin* *wait, no* *gets hammer* *smashes head in to deflate ego* I've seen enough men with they're heads up their arses about their own looks today, you were the last straw Marine.

On that bright note, who wants to be under my wing? I smell nice and I have fluffy down feathers...I lack in skills though, so if you want help in gfxing/programming/neopets programs I'm so not the right donkey for you...

Edit: Member called Jelly! Oh I want them!! They have a cool name! *bounce*

Edited by Eeyore, 23 June 2006 - 07:00 PM.

[Kitchwa]

Whooot!!! I have an apprentice!

Teach me the way in the way of the Eeyores master

[Eeyore]

Teach me the way in the way of the Eeyores master

*Bows* My son, you must always lose your tail to teach you humility, and find it again to teach you gratitude. Your complaints must be phrased humerously and your enthusiasms must be brief and sarcastic. *bows again*

...Oooooooor you can just post lots, try and make friends, completely abuse emotions and then try and make up for it by not using them at all, not make confrontation but when you -do- put the confronation in well arguemented points so intimidating and long that no one will read it, won't realise it actually is confrontation and thus no arguements are started, but you feel heaps better.

That is the way of the Eeyore.

[Cory]

Whooot!!! I have an apprentice!
*gets pin* *wait, no* *gets hammer* *smashes head in to deflate ego* I've seen enough men with they're heads up their arses about their own looks today, you were the last straw Marine.

WTF... You said a guy with brown hair... I have brown hair. You said a guy with eyes. I have two of them...You said a guy who likes walks on the beach. I LIVE IN FREAKIN FLORIDA... What else can you want.

[�ƻ]

she wants some one who can walk and chew gum at the same time....jk Marine I don't know you sound like a great almost aprentice to me

[Cory]

Psssh... I can walk talk and chew gum at the same time. Well not really because in order to talk your mouth would have to be open so for a second your not really chewing.

Whatever you get the point.

[Eeyore]

WTF... You said a guy with brown hair... I have brown hair. You said a guy with eyes. I have two of them...You said a guy who likes walks on the beach. I LIVE IN FREAKIN FLORIDA... What else can you want.

None of that was the problem, you crossed out cute and said effing hot or something, that's what bugged me .

Eh, I want a lot of things, but I won't bore you with that -_-.

Edit: You realise you're causing me to look evil infront of the new people? Thanks Marine .

Edited by Eeyore, 23 June 2006 - 07:13 PM.

[Cory]

You should bore me with that. I will tell you what I want so we can bore each other.

I want a new car. Your turn.

*adopts people*

[Kitchwa]

*Bows* My son, you must always lose your tail to teach you humility, and find it again to teach you gratitude. Your complaints must be phrased humerously and your enthusiasms must be brief and sarcastic. *bows again*

...Oooooooor you can just post lots, try and make friends, completely abuse emotions and then try and make up for it by not using them at all, not make confrontation but when you -do- put the confronation in well arguemented points so intimidating and long that no one will read it, won't realise it actually is confrontation and thus no arguements are started, but you feel heaps better.

That is the way of the Eeyore.

Post lots, made some friends (not a lot though ) completely abuse emotions and then try and make up for it by not using them at all done that aswell Thank you for your teachings o wise one *bows head*

[Rush]

I want to be adopted by Tetiel or Eeyore!
I'm a nub

Edited by .:Nub:., 23 June 2006 - 07:23 PM.

[Tim]

I wants to adopt somebody!

[Eeyore]

Post lots, made some friends (not a lot though ) completely abuse emotions and then try and make up for it by not using them at all done that aswell Thank you for your teachings o wise one *bows head*

*rests palm on forehead in a symbolistic way, then lifts it off and looks all wise* Of course my son, you are ready to leave my side. Go. Spread the word of Eeyore. *bows own head*

Rush you don't need adopting either! But go on then, I shall steal you =3, Tet already has someone!

Edit: Anyone that does need adopting, I'm still a willing adoptee. *pushes Tim away* He steals noses! Don't go for him!

Edited by Eeyore, 23 June 2006 - 07:26 PM.

[Rush]

Well, how about me? *puts on kinky eyes* *blinks*
EDIT: Yey! Eeyore owns me now

Edited by .:Nub:., 23 June 2006 - 07:28 PM.

[Darkness]

Come on, this is an adoption thread. Eeyore, if you want to talk over the world, start another thread. Or use a news post, there's a fresh one

[Eeyore]

Well, how about me? *puts on kinky eyes* *blinks*

You're Rush I have stolen thee. Kinky eyes are scary though...lose them .

[Tim]

Edit: Anyone that does need adopting, I'm still a willing adoptee. *pushes Tim away* He steals noses! Don't go for him!

Just because I have a nose fetish..

Sure, I'll adopt you Rush.

Eeyore, you stole my nub. Nub-whore.

Edited by Tim, 23 June 2006 - 07:29 PM.

[Rush]

Oh noes, *splits my self into two*
*loses kinky eyes*

Edited by .:Nub:., 23 June 2006 - 07:29 PM.

[Lemonblood]

Mwahahahahahaha! *cough* I'll adopt anyone!

[cara]

I think you're all insane ..

[Eeyore]

Just because I have a nose fetish..

Sure, I'll adopt you Rush.

Eeyore, you stole my nub. Nub-whore.

Okay, I was shooed away by Darkness before because he doesn't like my flair for overtaking topics and making people post to me and then replying to people that address me, but one more won't hurt. It'll be my last like I need to go to bed and I don't want to upset Darkness anymore, he's being nice to me about it =3.

I'm the best Nub-whore Tim, I claimed him because he wanted me, you're just there on the sidelines *wafts away* Nose fetisher!

Oh noes, *splits my self into two*
*loses kinky eyes*

I got the better half! *clings to it*

Okay, going to bed now, Night guys! *runs away from Darkness*

Edited by Eeyore, 23 June 2006 - 07:34 PM.

[Rush]

Goodbye, I have to go too its eurobattle time