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[Plew]

Any one know any?

i will start:

"If you were a booger, I would pick you."

[Random]

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Nice shoes, wanna fuck? <-Myspace or youtube or something.

[Plew]

Heres another:

Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE PRINT!

[padora]

"Are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day"

[hoju]

Is that a mirror in your back pocket? Because I see myself in it
Got it from a friend years ago

[Frizzle]

Who needs chat up lines when you have flunitrazepam and gamma-hydroxybutyrate?

[Mr. Hobo]

Who needs chat up lines when you have flunitrazepam and gamma-hydroxybutyrate?

Someone with a soul

[Sean]

"Can I check your tag?" *checks tag* "Yup, just as I thought... Made in heaven."

[Tim]

"HEY LETS HAVE SEX"

[Wicked]

"You must be a theif, because you just stole my heart from my chest."

...Don't ask...

[Plew]

"If beauty were sunlight, you'd shine from a million light-years away."

"Is there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I've been searching for!"

"If you were a laser, you'd be set on "stunning"."

[hoju]

I don't think you need the 'from my chest' part

[Wicked]

I don't think you need the 'from my chest' part

no. But that is the exact words from a guy who said them to me.

[pyke]

You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.

[Plew]

You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.

plastic? i dont even want to know.

Damn! Somebody needs to write explosive on you, because you are the bomb!

[padora]

"Is your dad a terrorist? Because you are da bomb!"

The above post reminded me of this one.

[Wicked]

"You're in the band? Wanna toot my horn?"

[Melchoire]

Do you work at subway cause you just give me a 6 inch.

[padora]

Do you work at subway cause you just give me a 6 inch.

Funny! *scribbles in notebook*

[Xiphos]

do you know karate? cuz yo body is kickin!

if i could rearrange the alpahbet i would put u and i together

is it hot in here? or is it just u

do you wash your panties with Windex? cuz I can really see myself in them.

i knew milk did a body good, but GOD DAAAMMM how much u been drinkin?

[Joey]

"I have the dictionary tatooed on my penis, you want some words up yo ass?"

[Harley]

Excuse me, Can you help me?
Sure
Ive lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

[Hawk]

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

[Greeny]

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

haha, what happens next...