49 replies to this topic

[Bryan]

"I want to fuck you"

Works everytime, just make sure body is unconcious =)

[Kitchwa]

If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together

If you were my Homework I would be doin you on the desk

[Ayami]

if you were my favorite combo meal id eat you all night.

[Greeny]

I will have to put you on my "to do list"

[foogie]

"Hey baby... What's your sign? Cancer? 'Cuz you're lookin' a little lumpy."

[Ilya]

"Are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day"

another one like that is "Girl you must be tired running through my mind all day long.."

Fresh Prince of Bel Air

Edited by Adobe, 23 December 2006 - 07:58 AM.

[Stryyp]

A question for the girls; Does "You have beautiful eyes" actually work? I have never tried it, because it seems a bit cliché

[Greeny]

lol. And i liked the fresh prince of bel air, it was the starting block for will smith. A good show, dunno if I would like it now though.

[Christopher Robin]

"Hey baby... What's your sign? Cancer? 'Cuz you're lookin' a little lumpy."

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Who needs chat up lines when you have flunitrazepam and gamma-hydroxybutyrate?

Why spend money on that shit when words are still cheap?




"Hey baby, words are cheap, so should I keep talking or pay you right now?"


xD

[Sock_Eater_Bobby]

Ehhh...XD I laughed when someone used that "beautiful eyes" thing on me...I hate pick-up lines.

I've noticed though, no one's used "Do you have a little Mexican in you?" "No." "Do you want one?"

[Jeff]

"Do you have a band-aid? Cuz I fell for you."

I personally like the "Did it hurt?".
Girl: "What"
Guy: "You know...when you fell. From Heaven."

I know it doesn't work but it's funnay.

[bjquick]

wats that behind your ear, a penny, oh no its a tumor.

Are you busy tonight at 3:00 A.M.?

I have only three months to live. (this 1 works better if your crying)

[Jeff]

I have only three months to live. (this 1 works better if your crying)

Hm...I like that one. Now let's spice it up.

"I only have three months to live...and I'm a virgin."

[bjquick]

hahahha nice i will use that now probably wont work if ur a 30 - 40 year old

Another subway 1... do u like subway cause i have a foot long in my pants

[spetz]

"Hey baby come sit on my lap and we can talk about the first thing that pops up"

a cookie for the guy who gets a girl with this line

[Ender]

"You had me at Hello, World"
"You're so beautiful you made my heart lag."

[alexstrifeff]

Hey baby come sit on my lap and we can talk about the first thing that pops up

lol, my friend told me this one at school not long back

also,
Nice legs...what time do they open?
Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
My name is (name here)...remember that, you'll be screaming it later.

i'll post more later, lol

[Sweeney]

If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA Helicase, so I could unzip your genes.

[Plew]

My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in

haha XD

[mokkie]

lmao if I ever said anything like these i'd being walking home in pain

[elryo]

girl if u were subway i'd b eating u out all nit long..
made this 1 my self

[Bryan]

girl if u were subway i'd b eating u out all nit long..
made this 1 my self

But subway closes early =/ And no one likes subway late at night.


Be better with taco bell.

[Greenstranger]

do you have a mirror in your back pocket, because I see myself in your pants