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[Hawk]

Well, you know...
First of all, you pop up screaming in Caps about a program not working and calling us jerks... then you were on codex the day your father passed away... then you were a missionary in Zimbabwe on and off for six years... then you paid for some african teacher to move to the USA... then you were 6'4"... then you sleep eight hours a week with a caffeine addiction... then you bought a 7k AlienWare computer... then you were in the airforce for four years... then you were triple majoring in Music, Economics and Programming... then you program fluently in Assembly, with basics in 16 other languages... then you had master's degrees in neurology and psychology and stayed another year at college so so you could have a PHD in neurology, psychology, biochemistry, and economics... then you wrote an MSAB in Perl, but couldn't release it... then you went on an all meat diet... then you set fire to a building to photograph it... then there was this (LINK)... then you were a child prodigy at the best school in the state... then you had cancer on your ear... then you were arrogant and pleasant to be around... then you had ADHD... then you had a compound fracture in five ribs... then you were only 6'3"... then you were manically depressed... then your mum died of cervical cancer... then you were only in the airforce two years... then you were in the paper for being a missionary in Sudan... then your dad tried to kill you when you were nine... then you were bipolar... then you were addicted to MDMA, heroin and coke... then you had no money... then you burned down a barn... then you didn't know the difference twixt a verb and a noun... then you got in a lot of fights... then you were in jail; three weeks for doing LSD, and two for battery... then you had LSD, DMT, MDMA, Cocaine, Marijuana, and PCP in your system, in one drug test... and then you got a PHD and Masters in the same year...

And then... then, you were 21.

...that sort of stuff Just doesn't sit well with me...

You have more shit on him than I do on Iruleatants Nice. Luckily Elfonso hasn't been lying recently, or at least not noticeably.

Necon, just come out and tell what is truth, what is fiction, and we will quit giving you shit and wondering about all your posts... Well, we will still wonder, but we will keep it to ourselves.

Spoiler

Unless we feel like being assholes.

[Hawk]

I really don't understand why they've allowed this to stay open. >_<
Or why everything must be such a drama. If you think he's lying, just bloody indulge him and save the fights.

*Sigh*

Clearly you have never been in an argument in which the opposing party is clearly lying where you clearly kick the other parties ass. Its a great feeling.

[Grizzly]

[Hawk]

Clearly you've never witnessed a fair few of my fights over the past 3 years.
And then I grew up.

And it's not even just situations like this. It's constant drama. It's tiring.

I haven't been here long enough
I wont grow up.

Meh, then avoid it, personally I enjoy it.

[Sweeney]

I have no intentions of ever growing up
Life's too short to be an adult...

[Eeyore]

I am at a delightful stage in my life where I can be grown up, but I can also choose not to be . I am very grown up in real life, why would I want to bring that into my freetime?

[Cory]

Clearly you've never witnessed a fair few of my fights over the past 3 years.
And then I grew up.

And it's not even just situations like this. It's constant drama. It's tiring.

Hun, you and a few others have grown up, but this board is filled with youngins. Drama is what makes them enjoy their time. I have learned to just watch and not interact so my head doesn't hurt.

I have no intentions of ever growing up
Life's too short to be an adult...

Joe. You just said the smartest thing I have ever seen on this site.

[Cataliste]

Pathological Lying. How sad.

By the way. I jsut hacked MSN.com and they sent me a letter telling me how cool I was. Then Bill Gates came to my house and was all like "Yo shorty, wanna ride in my plane?". And I was all like "Fux yeah". Then we flew in his plane, and he hired me to be his personal body guard, but I proved my hacking skill by hacking Google.com and he made me CEO. My dog just died, like just now. Also I am now the Dean of Students at MIT, majoring in AGricultural Science with a minor in Pokemon collecting. My cat just ate my dead dog. I am so sad. But now I am on drugz and I feel cool! jsdassssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss. I LVOE SCHNOPPS! I DRANKS A SHITZLODS. WHO COME DRNIK WITH MEH! I NEEEED ALOTS MOR ACOHAL>


My ferret died.

[Greenstranger]

Well, you know...
First of all, you pop up screaming in Caps about a program not working and calling us jerks... then you were on codex the day your father passed away... then you were a missionary in Zimbabwe on and off for six years... then you paid for some african teacher to move to the USA... then you were 6'4"... then you sleep eight hours a week with a caffeine addiction... then you bought a 7k AlienWare computer... then you were in the airforce for four years... then you were triple majoring in Music, Economics and Programming... then you program fluently in Assembly, with basics in 16 other languages... then you had master's degrees in neurology and psychology and stayed another year at college so so you could have a PHD in neurology, psychology, biochemistry, and economics... then you wrote an MSAB in Perl, but couldn't release it... then you went on an all meat diet... then you set fire to a building to photograph it... then there was this (LINK)... then you were a child prodigy at the best school in the state... then you had cancer on your ear... then you were arrogant and pleasant to be around... then you had ADHD... then you had a compound fracture in five ribs... then you were only 6'3"... then you were manically depressed... then your mum died of cervical cancer... then you were only in the airforce two years... then you were in the paper for being a missionary in Sudan... then your dad tried to kill you when you were nine... then you were bipolar... then you were addicted to MDMA, heroin and coke... then you had no money... then you burned down a barn... then you didn't know the difference twixt a verb and a noun... then you got in a lot of fights... then you were in jail; three weeks for doing LSD, and two for battery... then you had LSD, DMT, MDMA, Cocaine, Marijuana, and PCP in your system, in one drug test... and then you got a PHD and Masters in the same year...

And then... then, you were 21.

...that sort of stuff Just doesn't sit well with me...

all of the stuff is true, I kept dropping majors and trying new stuff with psych classes as constant
I wanted to join the airforce and I lied about that to try to make myself look interesting
my dad is alive, and i never said he was dead, I am arrogant, have ADHD, Bipolar, Acute Psychosis, I did do drugs but I'm off everything, I did serve time for battery, I do have an alienware computer, I am manically depressed

All of this stuff is true

Everything I said about Zimbabwe is true
I'm 6'3"; I tried to learn assembly and only got a few pages into it; I'm not addicted to caffeine but do only sleep about 14 hours a week because I take Wellbutrin (an antidepressant) and Adderall which both cause severe insomnia for me; most of the stuff I said about the majoring and degrees is not true, the truth is, I did finally get my masters in abnormal psych and PhD in clinical psych; I did go on an all meat diet for a week, but I can't do that anymore because I have an expander in my mouth that restricts what I can eat; I did seat a barn on fire, not to take a picture of it, but to have the fun of burning it (it was an abandoned barn); I did not get a compound fracture in my ribs; I never went to Sudan before; my dad did not try to kill me; and I did get in a lot of fights when I was little

This is the absolute truth, I'm now clean

Edited by Necon, 11 April 2007 - 12:21 PM.

[Sweeney]

Yeah... unfortunately, in my mind, lying about you father trying to kill you renders you somewhat irredeemable

[Lim_202]

All of this stuff is true

Everything I said about Zimbabwe is true
I'm 6'3"; I tried to learn assembly and only got a few pages into it; I'm not addicted to caffeine but do only sleep about 14 hours a week because I take Wellbutrin (an antidepressant) and Adderall which both cause severe insomnia for me; most of the stuff I said about the majoring and degrees is not true, the truth is, I did finally get my masters in abnormal psych and PhD in clinical psych; I did go on an all meat diet for a week, but I can't do that anymore because I have an expander in my mouth that restricts what I can eat; I did seat a barn on fire, not to take a picture of it, but to have the fun of burning it (it was an abandoned barn); I did not get a compound fracture in my ribs; I never went to Sudan before; my dad did not try to kill me; and I did get in a lot of fights when I was little

This is the absolute truth, I'm now clean

Good job, Although some were major lies it is good to start a new. Even though I don't know you in the least, I'm proud . Congrats

['B']

I tried to learn assembly and only got a few pages into it;

Here's some NASM-syntax Assembly for you =3

CODE

EXTERN MessageBoxA
IMPORT MessageBoxA user32.dll

%define Liar push 0
%define  Ohrly push Keke
%define Yarly push Necon
%define NoooImNotALiar push 0
%define YaYouAre call MessageBoxA
%define ZOMGZORS retn 0x10

SEGMENT .data USE32
Necon db "*boop* *boop* *points lie detector at Necon* *BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP*",0
Keke db "Pwnt",0

SEGMENT .text USE32

..start:
;Joe:
Liar
;Necon:
Ohrly
;Joe:
Yarly
;Necon:
NoooImNotALiar
;Joe:
YaYouare
;Necon:
ZOMGZORS

I'm such a nerd

[Sweeney]

Here's some NASM-syntax Assembly for you =3

CODE

EXTERN MessageBoxA
IMPORT MessageBoxA user32.dll

%define Liar push 0
%define  Ohrly push Keke
%define Yarly push Necon
%define NoooImNotALiar push 0
%define YaYouAre call MessageBoxA
%define ZOMGZORS retn 0x10

SEGMENT .data USE32
Necon db "*boop* *boop* *points lie detector at Necon* *BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP*",0
Keke db "Pwnt",0

SEGMENT .text USE32

..start:
;Joe:
Liar
;Necon:
Ohrly
;Joe:
Yarly
;Necon:
NoooImNotALiar
;Joe:
YaYouare
;Necon:
ZOMGZORS

I'm such a nerd

Aye, but we love you for it

[Nick]

a minor in Pokemon collecting

OMG WHAT SCHOOL!?
I MUST GO!

[Cataliste]

OMG WHAT SCHOOL!?
I MUST GO!

Wizards of teh Coast Institute of Technology.

[Ender]

Wizards of teh Coast Institute of Technology.

You're a WCIT Grad too?!

Well, the thread seems to have lost its merit (assuming it had any in the first place), so I'm going to have to close this. Sorry, kiddies.