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#1 Silent Ninja

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Posted 31 January 2008 - 08:52 PM

Okay here how it goes one member post three words for a sentence. Then another member posts another three word. The process keeps going until a member puts a fullstop next to their three words and the process starts all over again.

This is the outcome I got with a bunch of my friends and its still going.

Look at the quote to see the story we came up with
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The Story
Once upon a cold winters night Junto gave birth to a frightening little flying squirrel who was mentally constipated which made it need to eat laxatives and chew on pancakes which then caused Tosh to explode sending Junto flying into Crono's house who then killed innocent little kittens although he's nice he sold his arm hair for a strip club which was hairy and had fun looking hairball strippers.

During that time the hairy strippers gave Junto aids and he was cursed until he was eaten by a bumble bee who really needed to stab pork into Toshy's small nose which smelt like meat pie because hes emo and he eats lots of those to feel alive and not in place of pork.

On Junto's birthday on the eve of Toshiro giving him a cake which smelt of gladisus evil eyes.

The next day Junto woke up and had a mega headache which killed him instantly Bumblb was sad and committed suicide but didn't know that Junto was not exactly dead Junto was actually turning over a one of nine chance to become dead again.

At hospital Junto was having his kidney eaten by a fat Chococo but this Chocobo loved it because its not a real Chocobo 'cause it wasn't real.

Junto was dreaming.

When he woke a wet dream was evident because he dreams about Crono eating oranges and men, naked.

It wasn't true, Crono wasn't there and the oranges weren't oranges, they were butt plugs disguised as oranges so the naked men chocked on orange peels 'cause they couldn't chew with no teeth only with their gums

The following morning Junto found that he had gone through puberty all over again.

Next year in Toshes pants Crono found an old and overused condom which smelt pooey and was filled which Crono's poo.

Toshy then questioned the taste of Crono's poo.

Being gay he asked can I taste Crono's poo 'cause I am horny and feeling very up myself, also poo tastes good and mdogg too.

After all this Junto smelt the Australian Whining Clan's mouth and turkeyed fat enormous hairy vaginas which tasted like chilly olives on toast with a side of banana peels and diced baby heads.

After smelling that he began to recover all injuries and eat olives.

Everyone forgot about Junto being a biological freak of nature and also the leader of the underground dancing league for downers.

With his army of downer bots made from cardboard which smelt like really smelly things and apple juice made from oranges.

One year later there was an emo boy walking over dead bodies which he had kids living inside making plastic rulers as part of some homo game.

Later there was Junto the emo playing with Bumble's super sharp razor but he dropped his box full of black emo music and popcorn into a pool.

The razor was stuck in Junto's head and then he started to danced the cha-cha 'cause he smells jus tlike a big fat hairy caterpillar.

The morning after a guy found two dollars under a fat ugly looking rock, which started to danced, he punched it from its front to its bum, very hard while singing the alphabet backwards during its very stupid dance routine.

Crono threw the rock at a cop which was considerably fat like Crono's big but fascinating village people imposter.

They all went to the circus to find poo who was charged with manslaughter and rape of awc up the nose, health only was discarded when porn was horribly molested by pigs and Crono's big but.

Bumblb then immediately started to sing to the tune of the backstreet anime magic men in pimp clothes with 400 hoes while eating dinner with some fat rabbit sumo kick-boxers wearing pink fluffy gloves during his first television series about frogs jumping in and out of smelly socks fulle of holes and old toe-nails coloured glittery purple.

Lil'Shiro then decided to go out and run around in pig shit while wearing an apple shaped dildo which tasted like cotton buds aswell as something strange like wet dogs and Kylan shoe.

Next Bum killed not mdogg because he wanted to kill Kylans left show with a tennis racket shaped like a badminton.

Later that day he stabbed Toshiro nicely for luck but then killed rats.

Bumble is gay and he like men and children but only when they are dead and very hairy aswell as fat and really chewy like a old piece of licorice in the shape of fingers and odd looking toes which Kylan sucked after Bum.

Next came four little penguins armed with frog launchers and Kylan's aimbot which made people cry because he's really strong and toned.

Kylan was lieing but not really.

But then Kylan ate a tomato and got fat.

Tosh is smelly just like Kylan.

Awc smells like Kylan when he has a bath.

Except when Kylan shit his pants because that makes everyone run away to mdogg pants because hes sexy in disguise wearing no disguise.

Phones are random.

The Phantom is very bad at wooing telephones into bed when mdogg is stealing them.

At the bottom of Campy's new pants which is also fluro orange like a major mix of peanuts and Kylan sweaty socks there is something really tasty called rabbit poo in the house of not very fun guy Flop who knows a pile of tasty chicken flavoured rats on a giant utterly and carrots chopped with volume three and six included ok avatar book I like pie and smelly shoes with chocolate sauce and arm pit's filled with hot meat pie covered in sloppy and hard spaghetti sauce but it suddenly...


Sorry if this is inappropiate. A warning as well this topic will get some weird outcomes

Other than start posting, The next member who post has to start the sentence with three words.

Have Fun xD

Edited by Silent Ninja, 31 January 2008 - 09:53 PM.

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    #2 Eyesore

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    Posted 31 January 2008 - 08:56 PM

    Please move this
    10 PRINT "I'm the siggy that never ends."
    20 PRINT "I go on and on my friends."
    30 PRINT "You may have thought you'd reached the end, but."
    40 GOTO 10

    #3 Silent Ninja

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    Posted 31 January 2008 - 08:57 PM

    abnormally large but
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    #4 Black Flame

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    Posted 31 January 2008 - 08:59 PM

    Moved to Forum games. tongue.gif

    really quite sexy

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    #5 Eyesore

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    Posted 31 January 2008 - 09:00 PM

    precursor to a
    10 PRINT "I'm the siggy that never ends."
    20 PRINT "I go on and on my friends."
    30 PRINT "You may have thought you'd reached the end, but."
    40 GOTO 10

    #6 Silent Ninja

    Silent Ninja

    Posted 31 January 2008 - 09:10 PM

    QUOTE(Black Flame @ Feb 1 2008, 01:59 PM) View Post
    Moved to Forum games. tongue.gif

    really quite sexy


    Lol thanks anyway I was thinking between whether I should post it in the General Chat area or Jokes and Fun Stuff. I guess I post it in the wrong area ^^. Oh well thank Black Flame for moving it in the correct area. Appreciated! thumbsup.gif


    Edit:
    Oh the shame I was just looking around and I seen someone has already posted my idea first T.T

    Edited by Silent Ninja, 31 January 2008 - 09:12 PM.

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    #7 Gen

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    Posted 31 January 2008 - 09:14 PM

    EDIT:
    QUOTE(HellRazor @ Feb 1 2008, 02:00 AM) View Post
    precursor to a




    gay kind of

    Edited by Banhammer, 31 January 2008 - 10:27 PM.

    Gen was here

    #8 Silent Ninja

    Silent Ninja

    Posted 31 January 2008 - 09:50 PM

    rubber duckey in

    [Hey banhammer don't go to crazy with the words or people won't know what to add next]
    [lawl the story isnt making any sense either]

    Edited by Silent Ninja, 31 January 2008 - 09:59 PM.

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    #9 Pilot

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    Posted 31 January 2008 - 10:22 PM

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    Posted 31 January 2008 - 10:26 PM

    museum, which's at
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    #11 Eyesore

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    Posted 31 January 2008 - 10:28 PM

    the center of
    10 PRINT "I'm the siggy that never ends."
    20 PRINT "I go on and on my friends."
    30 PRINT "You may have thought you'd reached the end, but."
    40 GOTO 10

    #12 Gen

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    Posted 31 January 2008 - 10:32 PM

    QUOTE(HellRazor @ Feb 1 2008, 03:28 AM) View Post
    the center of


    the universe, martin
    Gen was here

    #13 Germ

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    Posted 31 January 2008 - 11:13 PM

    QUOTE(Banhammer @ Jan 31 2008, 10:32 PM) View Post
    the universe, martin


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    #14 Pilot

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    QUOTE(Muse @ Jan 31 2008, 11:13 PM) View Post
    a great president


    , decided to allow

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    #15 Germ

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    Posted 01 February 2008 - 12:06 AM

    masturbation in countries
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    that don't have

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    Posted 01 February 2008 - 02:38 AM

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    in which that

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    Posted 15 April 2008 - 03:26 PM

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