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#1 Spicy Devil

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Posted 31 May 2008 - 03:22 PM

Well...Random fun forum

It's just a way to spread some luaghs nad have some fun my aim is to find 100 funny ways to get kicked out of a mall. Just post your ways and don't forget to count wink.gif I'll start

1) Get a kicking machine and put it infront of the door and stand infront of it 8D (<-- yeah random and funny)

2) Go to the Manager, Kneel down and ask him/her to marry you

Now you try 8D!

#2 phalkon

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Posted 31 May 2008 - 04:48 PM

3) go fishing in the fountain

4) dig through the trash, and if people ask you what you're doing "i'm recycling to save the earth... what are YOU doing?"

#3 Aetas

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Posted 31 May 2008 - 05:07 PM

5) Wear sunglasses with "X Ray Glasses" Written on the top and leer suggestively at people.

6) Announce in a demonic voice in a popular store: "I must find a more suitable host body..."

#4 Will

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Posted 31 May 2008 - 09:10 PM

7. Perform assorted sex-acts with a mannequin.

8. Bring several friends and assemble an air-band. Play a 'gig' in the lobby.

#5 Spicy Devil

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Posted 31 May 2008 - 09:42 PM

9) Go Lap Dancing on the Food court Tables

10) Shout "MAY GOD BLESS WAR"

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Posted 31 May 2008 - 09:46 PM

11) Have buggy races through the corridors.

12) Randomly walk up to people and give them hugs.

13) Walk around with a football helmet on, scream loudly, and head butt anyone who tries to speak to you.

#7 Spicy Devil

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Posted 31 May 2008 - 09:58 PM

QUOTE (Cataliste @ May 31 2008, 09:46 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
11) Have buggy races through the corridors.

12) Randomly walk up to people and give them hugs.

13) Walk around with a football helmet on, scream loudly, and head butt anyone who tries to speak to you.



I like the last one xD

14) Go to an ice-cream shop and ask him every day if he has "Omellete Ice-cream" and if the shopkeer says yes say "YUCK!"

15) Dance the Macerna and if Anybody tells you to stop scream at him "HOW DARE YOU INSULT MY CULTURE?"

#8 phalkon

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Posted 01 June 2008 - 01:01 AM

16) go to the nearest toy store. use the GI JOEs and Transformers to re-enact Vietnam

17) go to the nearest book store, and start reading aloud the last chapter(s) of the most current popular book

18) start a fight with the mall easter bunny (claiming the bunny at menslo park was better)

#9 Spicy Devil

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Posted 01 June 2008 - 04:25 AM

19) Throw ketchup at some lady and scream "MURDER"

20) Swim in the fountain and if they ask you to get out tell them "Isn't that the public pool?"

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Posted 01 June 2008 - 05:55 AM

21) bring a miner's hat and a shovel, and attempt to dig out every plant, claiming that you're "looking for your buddies"

22) get a velvet rope, a bunch of friends. and pretend the phones are reserved "for VIPs only."

Edited by murderkill 2.5.5, 01 June 2008 - 05:57 AM.


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Posted 01 June 2008 - 09:13 AM

QUOTE (murderkill 2.5.5 @ Jun 1 2008, 05:55 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
21) bring a miner's hat and a shovel, and attempt to dig out every plant, claiming that you're "looking for your buddies"

22) get a velvet rope, a bunch of friends. and pretend the phones are reserved "for VIPs only."


23) Get walkie talkies, sunglasses, and a sheriff badge (Just has to LOOK a little real) and walk into the walkie talkie whenever someone walks by, and if you see a group of three or more: stalk them.

24) Buy 20 or so muffins and occasionally throw them (while in the wrapper) at people, and then say: "NO! Bad Billy! We don't attack humans!"

#12 Spicy Devil

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Posted 01 June 2008 - 11:52 AM

25) Kick everyone out from the cinema pretending that everyone is seating on your "Invisible friends"

26) If you are a man steal a lady's purse and when the secuarty gaurds come Claim that she is the one who stole it from you so you stole it back

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Posted 01 June 2008 - 11:56 AM

QUOTE (Spicy Devil @ Jun 1 2008, 02:52 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
25) Kick everyone out from the cinema pretending that everyone is seating on your "Invisible friends"

26) If you are a man steal a lady's purse and when the secuarty gaurds come Claim that she is the one who stole it from you so you stole it back


#26 rofl.gif

27) Destroy all the manikans and say "She was talking about my momma!"

#14 Bryn AKA Interhacker

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Posted 01 June 2008 - 11:56 AM

I see this question every ware i go but i can never think of an answer wink.gif

Is a wall mart like a british shopping centre

#15 iNextGenWarrior

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Posted 01 June 2008 - 12:02 PM

QUOTE (interhacker @ Jun 1 2008, 03:56 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I see this question every ware i go but i can never think of an answer wink.gif

Is a wall mart like a british shopping centre


Well I can't answer that because I don't know what a British Shopping Center is like?
Wanna tell me?

#16 Bryn AKA Interhacker

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Posted 01 June 2008 - 12:08 PM

QUOTE (NextGenWarrior @ Jun 1 2008, 12:02 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Well I can't answer that because I don't know what a British Shopping Center is like?
Wanna tell me?


Big, full of shops, hundreds of people with more money than me, skate boarders falling of railings everyware and the cafes that are dominated by old people...tongue.gif

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Posted 01 June 2008 - 12:21 PM

QUOTE (interhacker @ Jun 1 2008, 04:08 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Big, full of shops, hundreds of people with more money than me, skate boarders falling of railings everyware and the cafes that are dominated by old people... tongue.gif


Well they are big... It's only one shop. Yes only about 100-200 people with more money than you... But no skate boarders... At least not where I live... =]

#18 Bryn AKA Interhacker

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Posted 01 June 2008 - 12:23 PM

QUOTE (NextGenWarrior @ Jun 1 2008, 01:21 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Well they are big... It's only one shop. Yes only about 100-200 people with more money than you... But no skate boarders... At least not where I live... =]


In the uk its one building with a shitload of shops , they all sell the same rubbish but a different colour

#19 iNextGenWarrior

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Posted 01 June 2008 - 12:26 PM

QUOTE (interhacker @ Jun 1 2008, 04:23 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
In the uk its one building with a shitload of shops , they all sell the same rubbish but a different colour


Well a wal-mart here is just one shop/store or whatever... It's kinda like a department store ya know?

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Posted 01 June 2008 - 12:48 PM

Walmart is like asda in england, cept a little bigger. Mainly cus walmart own asda

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Posted 01 June 2008 - 12:51 PM

QUOTE (CaluM @ Jun 1 2008, 03:48 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Walmart is like asda in england, cept a little bigger. Mainly cus walmart own asda


What's asda? BTW I love your sig... It's a cooltastrophe!

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Posted 01 June 2008 - 01:37 PM

QUOTE (NextGenWarrior @ Jun 1 2008, 09:51 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
What's asda?

It's like Walmart, but a little smaller.

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Posted 01 June 2008 - 01:50 PM

QUOTE (Sunscorch @ Jun 1 2008, 05:37 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It's like Walmart, but a little smaller.


Oh is it like Kmart?

#24 Spicy Devil

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Posted 01 June 2008 - 01:51 PM

I accually never went to a walmart D: x3

#25 Bryn AKA Interhacker

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Posted 01 June 2008 - 01:52 PM

asda only sell food? is that just what a wallmart sells?


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