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[Evan]

Paste your favorite family guy quotes here!!!

[Typhoon]

I like the episode when Peter starts his own bar I nthe basment and calls it "Ye Old Pube", thought that was funny and later when Quagmire goes "now that's a woman!" when Lois is singing and the little shrink guy is holding up those picture cards, the bit when he says "that's a beeee!" gets me everyti'me

Moved to Media sect.

[Frizzle]

Stewie: Love to stay and chat but you're a total CENSORED.

[Evan]

Nice.  Me and ENTH E ND whatched the "Pube" one last night.

[Bão]

This isn't a quote, but I cracked my you know what off, when Stewie was jumping on the bed and hit the ceiling, making his head the shape it is today

[XenoCyde]

lol where can I whatch this program thing that baby needs to learn sum manners

[Ender]

Here is a list of some of mine :

Peter: Oh my god, Brian, there's a message in my Alphabits. It says, 'Oooooo.'
Brian: Peter, those are Cheerios.

Peter: Lois, you've got a sick mind!
Lois: Peter, I'm talking about making love.
Peter: Oh, I thought you wanted us to murder the children and harvest their organs for beer money.

Lois: I care about the size of your penis as much as you care about the size of my breasts.
Peter: Oh my God! -runs off crying-

Peter: What the hell did you do?
Brian: Me? Who the hell buys a novelty fire extinguisher?
Peter: I'll tell you who. Someone who cares enough about physical comedy to put his whole family at risk.

Peter: Ok, here's another riddle. A woman has two children. A homicidal murderer tells her she can only keep one. Which one does she let hi'm kill?
Brian: That's... that's not a riddle. That's ... that's just terrible.
Peter: Wrong, the ugly one!

Brian: Peter, are you sure, you've never had much luck telling jokes.
[Flash back to Peter in a net surrounded by apes with guns]
Peter: Okay, Okay. How many dirty stinkin' apes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three: One dirty stinkin' ape to screw in the light bulb, and two dirty stinkin' apes to throw faeces at each other. Hehehehehehe.
-Apes cock shotguns-

Lois: I'm upset because you never listen to me. This is Atlantic City all over again.
[Lois and Peter at Blackjack table]
Dealer: You've got 20!
Peter: Hit me.
Lois: Peter, don't.
Peter: Hit me.
Dealer: 21!
Peter: Hit me.
Lois: Peter.
Peter: Hit me.
Dealer: That's 30
Peter: Hit me.

Peter: Lois may be worth a million bucks to you, but to me she's worthless.

The list goes on...

[SteWieH]

"Oh yea!" <--that perv Quamir or something

[Ender]

You mean, "Ohhh right!" ? Giggity giggity giggity giggity!

[Assasinn3]

Peter - "..."

Aint it amazing?

Edited by Assasinn3, 28 August 2004 - 10:08 PM.

[LuGiA]

Stewie: "I gotta lay off the coffee, ha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha! *tie spins*

Edited by LuGiA, 28 August 2004 - 08:38 PM.

[Assasinn3]

Peter - "..."


MUAHAHAHAHA Even more amazing isn't it?

Edited by Assasinn3, 28 August 2004 - 10:08 PM.

[Evan]

Quagmire owns.  Stewie owns.

Cleveland:  Quagmire, you forgot to say "OH!"

Quag:  Oh? I did?  Well, just to be safe, OH!"



Yah, when Stewie bashes his head. LOL

Edited by S!l3nt Assassin, 28 August 2004 - 10:16 PM.

[Assasinn3]

and then...

Peter - "..."

[Evan]

Also, theres an episode on Season three where Stewie says: Go suck on a railroad spike.  Ive been tring to find out what episode it is, but no luck.

[Charlie Hustle]

I like the one where he rips his brother's in law shirt acting like the hulk
then he laughs and says I'm priceless

Edited by Master Shake, 29 August 2004 - 10:24 AM.

[lucashoal]

Pope - No one embarrasses the Pope and gets away with it [Looks up at the sky], SMITE THEM!

(waits for a few seconds)

Pope - He's cooking up a something good!