Family Guy
#1
Posted 28 August 2004 - 02:36 PM
#2
Posted 28 August 2004 - 03:05 PM
Moved to Media sect.
#3
Posted 28 August 2004 - 03:07 PM
#4
Posted 28 August 2004 - 03:08 PM
#5
Posted 28 August 2004 - 03:09 PM
#6
Posted 28 August 2004 - 03:09 PM
#7
Posted 28 August 2004 - 07:13 PM
Peter: Oh my god, Brian, there's a message in my Alphabits. It says, 'Oooooo.'
Brian: Peter, those are Cheerios.
Peter: Lois, you've got a sick mind!
Lois: Peter, I'm talking about making love.
Peter: Oh, I thought you wanted us to murder the children and harvest their organs for beer money.
Lois: I care about the size of your penis as much as you care about the size of my breasts.
Peter: Oh my God! -runs off crying-
Peter: What the hell did you do?
Brian: Me? Who the hell buys a novelty fire extinguisher?
Peter: I'll tell you who. Someone who cares enough about physical comedy to put his whole family at risk.
Peter: Ok, here's another riddle. A woman has two children. A homicidal murderer tells her she can only keep one. Which one does she let hi'm kill?
Brian: That's... that's not a riddle. That's ... that's just terrible.
Peter: Wrong, the ugly one!
Brian: Peter, are you sure, you've never had much luck telling jokes.
[Flash back to Peter in a net surrounded by apes with guns]
Peter: Okay, Okay. How many dirty stinkin' apes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three: One dirty stinkin' ape to screw in the light bulb, and two dirty stinkin' apes to throw faeces at each other. Hehehehehehe.
-Apes cock shotguns-
Lois: I'm upset because you never listen to me. This is Atlantic City all over again.
[Lois and Peter at Blackjack table]
Dealer: You've got 20!
Peter: Hit me.
Lois: Peter, don't.
Peter: Hit me.
Dealer: 21!
Peter: Hit me.
Lois: Peter.
Peter: Hit me.
Dealer: That's 30
Peter: Hit me.
Peter: Lois may be worth a million bucks to you, but to me she's worthless.
The list goes on...
#8
Posted 28 August 2004 - 07:18 PM
#9
Posted 28 August 2004 - 07:32 PM
#10
Posted 28 August 2004 - 07:43 PM
Aint it amazing?
Edited by Assasinn3, 28 August 2004 - 10:08 PM.
#11
Posted 28 August 2004 - 08:38 PM
Edited by LuGiA, 28 August 2004 - 08:38 PM.
#12
Posted 28 August 2004 - 10:08 PM
MUAHAHAHAHA Even more amazing isn't it?
Edited by Assasinn3, 28 August 2004 - 10:08 PM.
#13
Posted 28 August 2004 - 10:14 PM
Cleveland: Quagmire, you forgot to say "OH!"
Quag: Oh? I did? Well, just to be safe, OH!"
Yah, when Stewie bashes his head. LOL
Edited by S!l3nt Assassin, 28 August 2004 - 10:16 PM.
#14
Posted 28 August 2004 - 10:16 PM
Peter - "..."
#15
Posted 28 August 2004 - 10:17 PM
#16
Posted 29 August 2004 - 10:23 AM
then he laughs and says I'm priceless
Edited by Master Shake, 29 August 2004 - 10:24 AM.
#17
Posted 29 August 2004 - 12:14 PM
(waits for a few seconds)
Pope - He's cooking up a something good!
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