jcrboy, on 09 September 2009 - 09:06 PM, said:
A: Semen and eggs (God's Omelette)
Q: What makes Mountain Dew that yellowish-green color?
Q: What makes Mountain Dew that yellowish-green color?
Q: Who created spit?
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#26
Posted 09 September 2009 - 09:09 PM
A: A bad omelette that feel into the Mountain Dew
Q: Who created spit?
#27
Posted 09 September 2009 - 09:10 PM
notjj2, on 09 September 2009 - 09:09 PM, said:
A: A bad omelette that feel into the Mountain Dew
Q: Who created spit?
Q: Who created spit?
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Q: How come there are more then one answers to the questions?
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#28
Posted 09 September 2009 - 09:13 PM
notjj2, on 09 September 2009 - 09:07 PM, said:
A: because you're aiming the wrong way 
Q: why I poor?
Q: why I poor?
Gramer polize taked yo munnies
iargue, on 09 September 2009 - 09:08 PM, said:
Weather Balloons colliding with pockets of gas
Q.Where are all of the free porn stores IRL?
Q.Where are all of the free porn stores IRL?
Located in Santa's back yard... he has the elves making it for him
notjj2, on 09 September 2009 - 09:09 PM, said:
A: A bad omelette that feel into the Mountain Dew
Q: Who created spit?
Q: Who created spit?
Wyatt Earp (Had to find a way to make getting rid of dust in your teeth more awesome)
iargue, on 09 September 2009 - 09:10 PM, said:
Sir Lee Leman
Q: How come there are more then one answers to the questions?
Q: How come there are more then one answers to the questions?
Jetlag and Time Zones... throw in some planar shift
Q: Why can't anyone satisfy a woman (And if you get the correct answer, I'll +rep you for serious)
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#30
Posted 09 September 2009 - 09:28 PM
jcrboy, on 09 September 2009 - 09:13 PM, said:
Q: Why can't anyone satisfy a woman (And if you get the correct answer, I'll +rep you for serious)
Welcome to the first ever conspiracy
punkrockbigmouth, on 09 September 2009 - 09:22 PM, said:
a. anyone can't satisfy a woman, because it takes a special someone to do it. even then, it is well known women can never be satiated
q. Who taught monkeys how to smoke?
The camel of course.
Q:Who killed the dinosaurs?
Edited by iargue, 09 September 2009 - 09:28 PM.
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#31
Posted 09 September 2009 - 09:29 PM
punkrockbigmouth, on 09 September 2009 - 09:22 PM, said:
a. anyone can't satisfy a woman, because it takes a special someone to do it. even then, it is well known women can never be satiated
q. Who taught monkeys how to smoke?
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Q: Why don't more people like math?
Edited by jcrboy, 09 September 2009 - 09:30 PM.
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#33
Posted 09 September 2009 - 09:46 PM
jcrboy, on 09 September 2009 - 09:29 PM, said:
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A: God, because they masturbated too much
Q: Why don't more people like math?
A: Because God loves stupid people, cause he sure created a lot of them.
Q: Why is the sky blue?
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#34
Posted 09 September 2009 - 10:26 PM
Rikku, on 09 September 2009 - 09:46 PM, said:
A: Because God loves stupid people, cause he sure created a lot of them.
Q: Why is the sky blue?
Q: Why is the sky blue?
A: God divided by 0, and a permanent aerial BSOD was the outcome.
Q: Why does it seem that most of my "Stupid Answers" involve God?
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#35
Posted 05 November 2009 - 02:29 PM
jcrboy, on 09 September 2009 - 10:26 PM, said:
A: God divided by 0, and a permanent aerial BSOD was the outcome.
Q: Why does it seem that most of my "Stupid Answers" involve God?
Q: Why does it seem that most of my "Stupid Answers" involve God?
A: Cause there are some stupid people that think that He exists and created everything.
Q: Why did God make the water blue?
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#36
Posted 24 May 2010 - 03:52 PM
Rebeca, on 05 November 2009 - 02:29 PM, said:
A: Cause there are some stupid people that think that He exists and created everything.
Q: Why did God make the water blue?
Q: Why did God make the water blue?
A: He did it to fuck with civilization, he knows that we'd go crazy trying to explain it.
Q: If a piano player is called a pianist, then why isn't a race car driver called a racist?
#37
Posted 01 January 2011 - 09:04 PM
SilentErektion, on 24 May 2010 - 03:52 PM, said:
A: He did it to fuck with civilization, he knows that we'd go crazy trying to explain it.
Q: If a piano player is called a pianist, then why isn't a race car driver called a racist?
Q: If a piano player is called a pianist, then why isn't a race car driver called a racist?
A: Because NASCAR doesn't want to make it THAT obvious.
Q: If 1+1=2, then why is 1x1=1?
Edited by Narna, 01 January 2011 - 09:05 PM.
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#38
Posted 01 January 2011 - 09:55 PM
God is infinite?
Ability is what you are capable of
doing. Motivation determines
what you do. Attitude determines
how well you do it.
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