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#1 kuwaz

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Posted 09 August 2009 - 06:46 AM

A graphic designer (also known as a graphic artist) is a professional within the graphic design and graphic arts industry who assembles together images, typography or motion graphics to create a piece of work. A graphic designer creates the graphics primarily for published, printed or electronic media, such as brochures and advertising. They are also sometimes responsible for typesetting, illustration and web design, or take a teaching position, although these specialties may be assigned to specialists in various graphic design occupations. A core responsibility of the designer's job is to present information in a way that is both accessible and aesthetic


Can you say 100% accurate?

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Graphic art is also the profession at least 100% of DeviantARTists claim to either be working on a degree for or previously employed as. This is laughably ridiculous as a 5-minute browse through many of these “artist”’s profiles show that they fail to grasp even the most basic concepts of graphic art. Let’s look at them, shall we?


http://encyclopediad...com/Graphic_art

You are NOT a Graphic Artist if:

1. You were accepted into your school when they liked your traced picture of Puddles the Poodle they supplied.
2. Your sketch book has ruled lines on it.
3. You have a devianTART account.


How to not completely fail at an endeavor in Graphic Art

What, you think you're any better than any of these gents and ladies? Well if you, too, want to make an endeavor into this low paying career, first you'll need:

1. Some sort of artistic talent in the least. Seriously, as long as you can draw a straight line with a ruler, you're set.
2. To go to a college that implements the rare bricks and mortar institution.
3. To create a portfolio comprised of things anyone might actually want to pay you money for.
4. Ideas that have only been used several times instead of ones inspired by that commercial you saw during the Super Bowl.
5. The ability to use photoshop past shitty coloring, lens flares and blurring.


I can't help but agree.

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At first glance, deviantART appears to be an inspiring treasure-trove of wishful-thinking fanart and pseudo-professional "artwork."

In reality, it is one of many gigantic culture-fucks of societal degeneration.

While similar establishments like MTV destroy music by motivating the public to become wiggers and prostatots, devianTART destroys the art world by fulfilling its function of turning out furry drama whores and emo attention whores. If the art community as a whole had cancer, then devianTART would be the biggest malignant tumor of them all.

devianTART's population consists mainly of emotionally-unstable artists who aspire to move to Japan and become famous manga artists but instead they end up as Cosplay enthusiasts that earn a living off the Harajuku by exchanging odd jobs for food in the back alleys behind the clothing stores.


http://encyclopediad....com/Deviantart

Commenting the Wrong Way

"I must say, this is a striking image. It possesses such a bright, color-rich atmosphere and I just can't take my eyes off of it. However, I think you could have invested more time in defining the proportions during the early stages of the work because one of the girl's hands appears slightly larger than the other, even though it's further away. You may also want to consider the placement of light sources in the picture before applying the shading. While the light really brings it to life, it's coming from the wrong direction. Setting that aside, I think it's a beautiful picture. Keep up with the good work!"

Or

"This seems to have taken a good amount of time and I've seen improvement in your work. The only thing I can mention is the proportions are a bit off. I saw a lovely tutorial on proportions with expressions here [link]
Good luck and I think with a little more work you'll be even better! :)"


Commenting the Right Way

* "cool."
* "First comment!"
* "OMG SOOO CUTE!! *hugs*
* "AAAAAAAAAAH THIS IS SO WRONG!!!ONE". (Add more than 20 emoticons of your choice for full effect.)
* "SUGOI KAWAII DESU NE!"
* "This bad bad! But I like cause is sexy. They go bed and sex! :D "
* "Yaoi! Yay! But Inuyasha is mine!"
Deviantart is not about the art, it's about the comments.
Deviantart is not about the art, it's about the comments.
* "I love that show!"
* "(:"
* :iconlarryplz:
* "A++++++ WOULD FAVE AGAIN"


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Funny when every professional agrees with a wiki full of
random rants, that are somewhat truthful.

Edited by channel_49, 09 August 2009 - 06:47 AM.



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