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#1 Metigue

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Posted 09 September 2009 - 11:29 AM

Player Metigue's guide to attracting Women


Step one: Appearance and smell

Contrary to popular belief your smell is actually much more important then your appearance.
This is due to the natural pheromones contained in sweat.
I know what your thinking.. but I wear deoderant to stop sweat from stinking, right?

Wrong. Sweat does not naturally smell bad

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Impurities

Impurities are filtered out through your skin causing Acne, bad complection, dry skin,

oily skin and any skin problems really. They also are released through sweat, causing your sweat to smell awful.

The golden diet to perfect skin and an amazing scent that women wont know is effecting them:

Bold is for perfect skin
Italics for nice smelling sweat

No Milk
No White Sugar

No White Flour
No Red Meat

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I tried this diet (and still use it), and I can honestly say it had AMAZING results, and in such a short time aswell.
The key to accelerating this diet is drinking lots of water, this helps to cleanse impurities.

Reasons why NOT to use de-oderants
When you use a deoderant, you are putting on someone elses scent, Womans instincts notice men by there smells,
you will just be another average person to them.

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I can't do this diet, what are my alternatives?
Well in a poll done recently, not by me but by the new york times I think.
The scent that 70% of women preffered on men was Liquorrice.
So buy liquorice Gum next time your out, it works.

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What does this diet and your sweat have to do with Love at first site?
"Love at first site" is just when your nose catches someones pheromones, It's a rare occurence because of the immense ammount of impurities in westernised food these days, However, with this golden diet, your pheromones will be out on display, girls will instantly be attracted to you and not know why, and ones that catch it full on will feel like they are in love with you.

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Other benefits of the diet
As I said earlier, this diet will give you perfect complection, and if you suffer from spots or acne, completely remove all signs of it.
This already puts you ahead of 9/10 the men if your a teenager, and 2/3 if your older.But don't forget you have your trump card amazing scent now.


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Step 2: The charm
There are many ways to "Charm" someone, I use the "Dazzle" method and that is the one I will teach you.

In all of the techniques I say below, you are the flame, they are the moth.
You are irresistable to them. Remember that.

Dazzle
Dazzling a girl is really trying to make them speechless, but act as if you don't know what your doing to them.
if you can get a girl to hyperventilate you are an awesome dazzler. I will discuss the techniques used in dazzling below.

Glued eyes
This works very well if you have very nice eyes like mine (light Grey that change colour)
Look into there eyes, even if they look away and blush, carry on. Girls love to know that you find them fascinating, stare as if your trying to figure them out, not to intensely as to freak them out, you don't want that, if you have to look away, do it very slowly, as if in longing.

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I love to couple this move with what I like to call the "Exam" and alot of girls tend to kiss me while I try this, and if they don't, they usually start to hyperventilate

The Exam
When they look away or focus on something else, move in close, so your about 2 - 3 inches away from there face, and when they turn back just stare into there eyes, again as if your trying to figure them out, gradually move closer, not to fast as to say "I'm going for a kiss" you may want to tilt your head a bit, it helps for me, then when your about an inch away, slowly.. very slowly smile (Dazzle smile if you can) and then look away, and move back at normal speed. If she asks what you were doing, say you were just trying to figure her out. Girls love to think they fascinate you.

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Dazzle smile
I mentioned this earlier, whenever you see your "person of fascination" smile, very slowly as if you and her are the only two people in the world, it's very hard to describe, but when you try it you will know what I mean.

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Alto voice
Whenever you are trying to "Dazzle" someone, try and raise your voice an octave, or just a few semitones, depending on your voice. Make it as soft and gentle as possible, yet smooth and carressing. (Again hard to describe)

Breath kiss
I reccomend this for people on the diet, or if you are using liquorice chewing gum. (It might not be your girls flavour though) I use this for first kisses, or when I want sex without the hassle of warming them up,go in slowly, although not as slowly as you did with "The Exam" Pause just before there lips, so there centimeters away and let them come to you, be as gentle as you can, like a butterfly landing on a leaf, and be slow, prolong the gentle touch, then just as you exit the kiss, open your mouth a slight bit and breathe, if your on the diet, this is like a Syrringe of endorphons straight into there blood stream, it makes them go absolutely crazy, they will probably try and kiss you again. Your on your own from there ;)

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Mystery man
If she starts asking questions about you, which is only natural if she is attracted to you, be as vague as possible in the awnsers or say "It's complicated" or change the subject. Say you would much rather talk about her if she openly questions you about this, and remember girls love fascination in them. The way this works is that girls naturally imprint the perfect guy on the parts of you they don't know, Strangers are much more fun ;)

Ignorance is bliss
This is only for experienced Dazzlers, or people that followed the diet, if you did either of these your girl will want to be around you all the time, ignore her! it sounds stupid but girls are attracted to guys that don't have alot of time for them, or that are always busy. Try and not to talk to her for a day if you two are close, longer if you barely know each-other, this will make them miss you, which is often confused for romantic feelings. Being on msn and not saying Hi is always good xD, if they say Hi then act AFK.There are more, but this should be all you need.

Step 3 is great lover, but this is an incredibly long step and not completely necessary.
if you want to try it though, learn Tantra.



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Edited by Metigue, 09 September 2009 - 11:40 AM.


#2 Elindoril

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Posted 09 September 2009 - 11:38 AM

Ya might want to IMG tag the couple that are just links. :thumbsup:

#3 Metigue

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Posted 09 September 2009 - 11:46 AM

Ya might want to IMG tag the couple that are just links. :thumbsup:


I did, one of the images was having trouble so I just processed them one by one, I found the image that was playing up and changed it now though. It's fixed.

#4 Noitidart

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Posted 09 September 2009 - 11:56 AM

Holy shet I read the whole thing. Never knew there was this much detail to it. Maybe this is why I didn't find true love? :p jk

No Milk
No White Sugar
No White Flour
No Red Meat

I dont do white sugar or white flour. But I have to have to do milk and red meat :( That's what gets you ripped and big :(

#5 Metigue

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Posted 09 September 2009 - 12:00 PM

Holy shet I read the whole thing. Never knew there was this much detail to it. Maybe this is why I didn't find true love? :p jk

No Milk
No White Sugar
No White Flour
No Red Meat

I dont do white sugar or white flour. But I have to have to do milk and red meat :( That's what gets you ripped and big :(


I'm Pretty muscular and I'm lactose intolerant and dislike eating red meat xD

#6 Mr. Hobo

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Posted 09 September 2009 - 01:28 PM

But I need need milk for mah muscles :(

how can I tell if foods have white sugar/white flour? Would it be listed in the ingredients?

#7 Waterloo

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Posted 09 September 2009 - 01:35 PM

Hehehe. This made me giggle.. :thumbsup: Coming from a girl, I've gotta say the smell thing is right.. girl's like a nice natural masculine smell, not these deoderants. ;)

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Posted 09 September 2009 - 01:49 PM

I just drink shit loads of smart water.

Haven't smelled my sweat in quite a while.

#9 Gen

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Posted 09 September 2009 - 02:02 PM

Cool xD
Some friends gave me some tips some years ago and some were the same as you said xD, just didn't know about the diet, gonna see if it works for some of those crazy parties o.o

#10 Noitidart

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Posted 09 September 2009 - 02:04 PM

But I need need milk for mah muscles :(

how can I tell if foods have white sugar/white flour? Would it be listed in the ingredients?

Just dont eat anything with artifical sugar. If it's sweet.
All I eat is cooked meats with rice vegetables and milk and eggs. Oh and oatmeal. Don't eat anything processed.

And tons and tons of water :D

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Posted 09 September 2009 - 02:24 PM

You can eat as much milk, red meat, white flour, onions, Tacobell, and Flamin' Hot Cheetos as your heart desires if you look like either one of these guys:
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You are then exempt from all those rules. It is a medically known fact all women find either one or the other of these two IRRESISTABLE.

Sorry, I think ignoring a woman is the worse thing you can do in the long run. It's one thing to pretend like you're less interested than you really are, but to not say hi to her might make her nuts for a while, but there will come a time when she'll be thinking of reasons to not fuck you and that will be a good one.

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Posted 09 September 2009 - 02:35 PM

Sorry, I think ignoring a woman is the worse thing you can do in the long run. It's one thing to pretend like you're less interested than you really are, but to not say hi to her might make her nuts for a while, but there will come a time when she'll be thinking of reasons to not fuck you and that will be a good one.


QFMFE

#13 Rebeca

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Posted 09 September 2009 - 02:35 PM

does anybody knows LC answer? I'm kinda freaking here! e.e

#14 nonotjj

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Posted 09 September 2009 - 03:05 PM

interesting read.. the "too busy" has worked wonders for me for a very long time... gotta look into that diet. :)

#15 Metigue

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Posted 09 September 2009 - 11:04 PM

Sorry, I think ignoring a woman is the worse thing you can do in the long run. It's one thing to pretend like you're less interested than you really are, but to not say hi to her might make her nuts for a while, but there will come a time when she'll be thinking of reasons to not fuck you and that will be a good one.


Girls only find Robert patterson irresistable because of how he as Edward Cullen treats Bella in the movie, and I'm not saying if your in the same room, blank her. Just try not to be in the same room.

What I do is give a ton of attention, then no attention, then tons of attention, and if she asks where I was the other day, I will always say "Something came up" never tell them what, because it makes you more mysterious to them.

#16 MasterJunpei

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Posted 09 September 2009 - 11:15 PM

When you use a deoderant, you are putting on someone elses scent, Womans instincts notice men by there smells,
you will just be another average person to them.

This is true. I work outside alot so I sweat a bunch but luckily I don't stink like some people and one of the most common things my girl says to me is I love the way you smell.


#17 Cyo

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Posted 10 September 2009 - 03:05 AM

Yeah the eye thing works.

Not so sure about the no milk and no meat bullshit. Milk is fucking awesome.

#18 akira4444

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Posted 10 September 2009 - 03:17 AM

I don't find Robert Patt whateverhisnameis attractive.

Johnny Depp on the other hand...

#19 Drakonid

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Posted 10 September 2009 - 03:59 AM

No Milk
No White Sugar

No White Flour
No Red Meat


Milk and Meat, my main protein source.
Sugar and Flour, my main carbohydrate source.
I guess I prefer eating than being irresistable...


#20 Metigue

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Posted 10 September 2009 - 07:55 AM

Milk and Meat, my main protein source.
Sugar and Flour, my main carbohydrate source.
I guess I prefer eating than being irresistable...


Eat Brown sugar and brown flower, they contain far more carb's
Drink soya milk which not only contains more protein but it also contains LDL's which balance out cholestrol. (Soya beans contain 18g of Protein per 60g)
and Eat Chicken and fish for protein, or if your really into it, you can find some super-fruits and vegetables online that contain high ammounts of protein (Warning: alot of these fruits are highly intense in there vitamin, anti-oxidant and protein content. They can make you ill if not accustomed to it)
You don't even need superfruits, Avocados contain 2g of protein per 100g
Peanuts contain 13g of protein per 60g
Black-eyed beans 12g
Lentils 12g
Cashew nuts (Damn tasty) 9g

Not so sure about the no milk and no meat bullshit. Milk is fucking awesome.


It's not natural for us to drink Cow's milk, that is why it's an impurity that our body has to excrete using sweat and is also why it is today estimated that over half the worlds population is lactose intolerant (Lactose is found in cow's milk)

However, eating red-meat is ok, aslong as you limit your in-take and remove the grisle, I reccomend one piece of red-meat a month MAX. if you really have to, it's alot better not to have at all.

Edited by Metigue, 10 September 2009 - 07:59 AM.


#21 Georgina

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Posted 10 September 2009 - 09:14 AM

Tips to attracting women: (BY A WOMAN)

Be nice
Be funny
Be a Gentelman
Be confident

DONT smell like sweat.
lol

Gl guys hehe

#22 Mr. Hobo

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Posted 10 September 2009 - 09:21 AM

Drink soya milk which not only contains more protein but it also contains LDL's which balance out cholestrol. (Soya beans contain 18g of Protein per 60g)


but it gots estrogen.

It's not natural for us to drink Cow's milk, that is why it's an impurity that our body has to excrete using sweat and is also why it is today estimated that over half the worlds population is lactose intolerant (Lactose is found in cow's milk)


I fucking hate arguments like this. The logic is so flawed. It's not natural to go see a doctor, brush your teeth etc. Does it mean we should stop doing that?

#23 Gen

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Posted 10 September 2009 - 09:23 AM

Eat Brown sugar and brown flower, they contain far more carb's
Drink soya milk which not only contains more protein but it also contains LDL's which balance out cholestrol. (Soya beans contain 18g of Protein per 60g)
and Eat Chicken and fish for protein, or if your really into it, you can find some super-fruits and vegetables online that contain high ammounts of protein (Warning: alot of these fruits are highly intense in there vitamin, anti-oxidant and protein content. They can make you ill if not accustomed to it)
You don't even need superfruits, Avocados contain 2g of protein per 100g
Peanuts contain 13g of protein per 60g
Black-eyed beans 12g
Lentils 12g
Cashew nuts (Damn tasty) 9g


Chicken might be a problem depending where you are, they're used to put feminine hormones in chickens so they grow larger, this will give you some troubles, because unproteic hormones(or are the proteic(from protein, sorry if I chose the wrong word) ones?) are absorbed by your body, so it isn't unusual for tits in men that eat way to much chicken o.O. A better try would be eggs =D

#24 Drakonid

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Posted 10 September 2009 - 02:06 PM

There is no way I stop eating red meat...
Once a month isn't an option either, I currently eat red meat 4 to 5 times a week...

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Posted 10 September 2009 - 02:32 PM

Did you even watch Twilight? I know it was a shit movie, but plainly Edward was attached to her at the hip (after he ate some RED MEAT). It was quite the opposite of ignoring. :p Anyway, the litle girls don't like him for his personality. They enjoy the shape of his face and the way his smile looks when he's wearing "Fuck Me Red" lipstick.

I don't believe in a diet that doesn't have red meat in it.

Ignoring and being vauge (mysterious) with women just doesn't sit well with me and it's the biggest problem I have with your guide because another person's feelings are involved. Do you like to be toyed with? Why would you think a woman would? From what you've said, you are muscular and have gorgeous eyes. Meaning: girls will put up with more bullshit from you than a regular guy. Therefore, your guide is useful to muscular guys who prefer salads who don't stink and have clear grey eyes. And that basically already kinda makes you irresistable to women.
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I pity the foo' who don't enjoy a smooth cold glass of delicious!




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