I know that was a dirty joke, but Wii are good. except Nintendo were cheapskates on the controllers- the only way to get decent motion detection out of them is to get the Wii Motion Plus. Eg. playing Wii tennis is way easier with a motion plus because it actually detects the way you're holding the controller, not just one variable about the way you move it (like the way a tennis racket is used)wii all the wayyyyyy!
because i love to play with my long white wii controller.
N64... is obviously better than both..... So there.
You can play N64 on Wii....I've been playing MarioKart 64 on there a lot lately, it's better than both the newer versions (the DoubleDash and Wii).
And I also own a PS3 but at present its being neglected.