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If you transformed into the opposite sex....

#1 User is offline   Melchoire 

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Posted 02 March 2010 - 10:53 PM

What would be the first thing you would do?
Would you be straight or gay?
Would you be feminine or masculine?

What else would you do?

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#2 User is online   iargue 

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Posted 02 March 2010 - 10:58 PM

If I was transformed into a girl as I am now?

I would masturbate first :). I would obviously be lesbian because my sexual style would still be the same. I would try to blend in, but no luck on that.

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Posted 02 March 2010 - 10:59 PM

i would be feminine i would be straight and there is not way i transformed into a male loool
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Posted 02 March 2010 - 11:10 PM

View PostMelchoire, on 02 March 2010 - 10:53 PM, said:

What would be the first thing you would do?
Would you be straight or gay?
Would you be feminine or masculine?

What else would you do?

I don't know what I'd do first. What's something a guy can do that a girl can't?
I would probably remain straight.
I think i'm fairly masculine already, in terms of my character (not my opinions). When I was young I wondered if I was meant to be a girl O_o
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Posted 02 March 2010 - 11:17 PM

View Postkbbbb, on 02 March 2010 - 11:10 PM, said:

I don't know what I'd do first. What's something a guy can do that a girl can't?
I would probably remain straight.
I think i'm fairly masculine already, in terms of my character (not my opinions). When I was young I wondered if I was meant to be a girl O_o


Its not what we can do that you cant (Thats a HUGE List. XD). But its what you would want to try from the opposite sex. Such as masturbation, or sex, or working out, or something like that. Something you would like to see how different it is.

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Posted 02 March 2010 - 11:26 PM

*plays with boobies*

*goes to make men be nice to me*
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Posted 02 March 2010 - 11:27 PM

Check out my breasts, and walk around the house naked.

Oh oh, I would also go on Xbox Live and freak out a bunch of 13 year olds because they don't know what to do when they are up against a girl.
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Posted 03 March 2010 - 12:07 AM

Be a nudist.

Go to shops and masturbate in public. Let anyone touch me for $5. Use my body to get me free shit from gaming stores. That's about it, really.

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Posted 03 March 2010 - 12:49 AM

hmm masturbation sounds good to me XD tha's probably what I would do first. Am I the only person that thought of the "Body Transfer" hentai when I saw this thread? If so that makes me sad :(
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Posted 03 March 2010 - 01:26 AM

Okay.. You're thinking about if you had a girls body.. and then hentai crosses your mind?
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Posted 03 March 2010 - 01:27 AM

I think I would just want to watch people watch me. Does that make sense?
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Posted 03 March 2010 - 01:31 AM

Watch you?

Give an example or something. <_<

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Posted 03 March 2010 - 01:33 AM

Masturbate the fuck out of my new pussy hahahahaha kick guys in the nuts :D oh what a fun day that would be
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Posted 03 March 2010 - 01:44 AM

View PostJaaaaake, on 03 March 2010 - 01:31 AM, said:

Watch you?

Give an example or something. <_<

Ah. Well I am a people watcher. One thing I've noticed is that women are more particular about eye contact than men. Men don't care if you look strait at them, or glance slyly at them out of the corner of your eye. Women notice that kind of thing.

If I were a girl my age, I would just watch all the people looking at me, because it would be funny.
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Posted 03 March 2010 - 01:48 AM

View Postredlion, on 03 March 2010 - 01:44 AM, said:

Ah. Well I am a people watcher. One thing I've noticed is that women are more particular about eye contact than men. Men don't care if you look strait at them, or glance slyly at them out of the corner of your eye. Women notice that kind of thing.

If I were a girl my age, I would just watch all the people looking at me, because it would be funny.

Heh, that would be rather amusing, make all the men feel awkward about staring at you.
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Posted 03 March 2010 - 01:51 AM

You're way too innocent.

My first reaction was like "be a slut" and you're talking about just watching people checking you out.

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Posted 03 March 2010 - 05:54 AM

ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL you guys are so funny. I seriously don't know wtf I would do.

View Postredlion, on 03 March 2010 - 01:27 AM, said:

I think I would just want to watch people watch me. Does that make sense?

I know exactly what you mean. When I walk around on campus I totally check out all the parts of almost every girl that walks by. Then when I get to their face if they haven't already looked over they look then look away like in a flash.
If I probably checked out a guy like that we would probably fight saying saying dog me or he would call me gay lollolololol.
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#18 User is offline   Melchoire 

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Posted 03 March 2010 - 06:47 AM

The census is somewhat one sided isn't it? :p

I would probably do the same thing: strip nude, masturbate until I couldn't then go find a girl friend. :p

View Postredlion, on 03 March 2010 - 01:27 AM, said:

I think I would just want to watch people watch me. Does that make sense?


That's a good one =P

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Posted 03 March 2010 - 07:20 AM

Do what any good woman does. Make a sandwhich whilst in the kitchen. Repeat until death.


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Posted 03 March 2010 - 07:43 AM

If i transform into a car ill be straight up gay doing all those good stuff with the other girls..
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Posted 03 March 2010 - 07:50 AM

I choose androgyny.
Best of both worlds.


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Posted 03 March 2010 - 08:49 AM

View PostFrizzle, on 03 March 2010 - 07:20 AM, said:

Do what any good woman does. Make a sandwhich whilst in the kitchen. Repeat until death.


You forgot vacuuming, cleaning, and washing clothes.

I would have to shave my face, legs, and arms.
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#23 User is offline   Natalae 

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Posted 03 March 2010 - 08:59 AM

If I turned into a guy..

I'd sell my jewels since I'm low on cash right now.
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Posted 03 March 2010 - 09:07 AM

I would masturbate too. Lawl. But I would be a guy and I would probably be straight because I'm curious about what sex would feel like if I were a guy.
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#25 User is offline   bIgbLACkaLIEn 

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Posted 03 March 2010 - 10:24 AM

I would go on xbox live and be like, Hey Im a skinny chick and Im kicking all your asses at COD & Halo.

Then I would go rail a bunch of guys, just to try it out and be the biggest gold digger ever.

After that, I'd want to be changed back.
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