124 replies to this topic

[Noitidart]

Iiiiick bro you make it so disgusting!!! lol
Well the side affects are real bad like real bad. Like mental and death and stuff. And bad effects on future babies. I don't know man they might be rumors but still it scares the hell out of me.

[Jake2]

I'd rather take the negative effects on my ovaries then fuck around with a bloody moot, that's for sure. That's dirty shizzzz.

[Noitidart]

ROFL man jake you're hilarious!

[DarkVision]

I'd turn lesbian and see how much sex i can get in a day of my girlfriend! =P

[punkrockbigmouth]

Noitidart, on 03 March 2010 - 11:10 PM, said:

Iiiiick bro you make it so disgusting!!! lol
Well the side affects are real bad like real bad. Like mental and death and stuff. And bad effects on future babies. I don't know man they might be rumors but still it scares the hell out of me.

Yeah, that's not true, Noit. It does cause some problems with blood flow, which is why women on the pill shouldn't smoke. But becoming retarded and dying aren't really high up on the list.
Still. The side effects of NOT taking the pill = i.e. getting pregnant... WAY worse than being retarded.

[kbbbb]

iargue, on 02 March 2010 - 11:17 PM, said:

Its not what we can do that you cant (Thats a HUGE List. XD). But its what you would want to try from the opposite sex. Such as masturbation, or sex, or working out, or something like that. Something you would like to see how different it is.

Ye right, and I can't list off more that guys can't do

I could set up an experiment. Go into a used car yard and try to get the guy to give me the "best deal". Then, go back as a man, and see what "best deal" he'd give me. Then, sell the story to Today Tonight

BUT, I wouldn't sell that story to TT, until I'd secured the best exclusive deal (as in $$$) from women's magazines for my story. And I'd make sure I get paid by every mag across the world for it- so I'd get $$$ from the US, and $$$ from the UK...

Then, when I was a celeb, I'd restate what a man I was, so (most) women would forget (or overlook) I was a woman originally through going on chat shows, and doing bits on TV on various shows.

Then, when I had bucketloads of cash, I'd retire, and get an awesome GF. Or maybe I'd become a venture capitalist, I dunno...

[Noitidart]

"i.e. getting pregnant... WAY worse than being retarded. "
HAHAHA you are so effed up haha

If you do get rich a man would want to be single. I'm sure if you do, it won't be off that story lol. Sure the guy will rip off the chick. Everyone knows that already lol. You can even totally go slut on him and he'll bang you then rip you off lol.

[Frank274]

I would see if it was possible to shoot a ping-pong ball.

I would see how large of a cucumber could really fit in there

I'd be a slut. haha

[Noitidart]

Shoot a ping pong ball??? HAHAHAHHAHAHAH

[kbbbb]

Frank274, on 04 March 2010 - 12:39 PM, said:

I would see how large of a cucumber could really fit in there

Yeah, if you're a masochist

[jcrgirl]

Poor Noit everyone picking on him

What would be the first thing you would do?
Same as Joanna xD I'd totally touch myself cause I wonder what it's like? Oh yeah and I'd go shopping! I'd be the best dressed guy ever!!!!


Would you be straight or gay?
Gay + Man = Devil Worship.... I would very much fuck tight vagina, tyvm. YOU POOP OUT OF YOUR ASS, DAMNIT!!


Would you be feminine or masculine?
Both! Kind of like jcr!!!!

What else would you do?
Idk, guy life seems boring to me? I guess I would just jerk off and have sex all day because thats what guys do all day anyways right? lol

[Noitidart]

HAHAH why do you refuse to take it in the ass g?? You make me sad

[jcrgirl]

Noitidart, on 04 March 2010 - 09:20 PM, said:

HAHAH why do you refuse to take it in the ass g?? You make me sad

And youre going to shove your dick in there? Are you crazy??????

[Noitidart]

HAHAH no way!
I'll be shoving my dick up this ass:


It's totally different! Keep the position. Just no clothes.

[jcrgirl]

Noitidart, on 04 March 2010 - 09:31 PM, said:

HAHAH no way!
I'll be shoving my dick up this ass:


It's totally different! Keep the position. Just no clothes.

jcr's going to kill you
also just pretend Im pooping in that picture noit, and my bum is all dirty and smells like shit ^__^

[Noitidart]

"also just pretend Im pooping in that picture noit, and my bum is all dirty and smells like shit ^__^ "
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH
Gawd g!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[jcrboy]

jcrgirl, on 04 March 2010 - 09:33 PM, said:

jcr's going to kill you
also just pretend Im pooping in that picture noit, and my bum is all dirty and smells like shit ^__^

Watch out. You're getting him hot now.

[Noitidart]

Hahaha jc knows me too well
sorry jc. runs and hides

[Hawk]

kbbbb, on 02 March 2010 - 11:10 PM, said:

What's something a guy can do that a girl can't?

Drive.

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First thing I'd do: Check myself out in the mirror.
Straight/Gay: Don't know, depends- Do I still have the brain of a dude? How has the chemical makeup of my body changed?
Feminine/Masculine: Well, were there any major chemical changes with my body? If no- I bet I'd be masculine. If yes- I'd be feminine.

[Georgina]

If I was a guy for a day I would totaly be gay!!! Your seen gay men!?!?! Man they usualy 100% hotter than straight men and know how to dress themselves!!

I duno I wouldnt be uber masculine, id just be cute, like a cute gay man?

Duno what else I would do....write my name in the snow....pee up a wall....etc

But yeh...i wouldnt wanna be a man perminatly, i love my girl life! You guys dunno wat ur missing!!! Multiple orgasams....free drinks....que jump at clubs....having a baby (not that im having or have had a baby...)

[Noitidart]

HAHAHAHAHA @ drive!!
HAHA G multiple orgasms first thing you think of? You're so sexually driven! Hawt!

[kbbbb]

Georgina, on 05 March 2010 - 09:56 AM, said:

If I was a guy for a day I would totaly be gay!!! Your seen gay men!?!?! Man they usualy 100% hotter than straight men and know how to dress themselves!!

I duno I wouldnt be uber masculine, id just be cute, like a cute gay man?

Duno what else I would do....write my name in the snow....pee up a wall....etc

But yeh...i wouldnt wanna be a man perminatly, i love my girl life! You guys dunno wat ur missing!!! Multiple orgasams....free drinks....que jump at clubs....having a baby (not that im having or have had a baby...)

True about the free drinks thing.

And the cute gays.

[ZaCkDiZzLe]

i would be so pissed if i couldn't stand up and pee

[Jake2]

Who says you can't piss standing up as a girl? I'd do it time and time again until I've got perfect accuracy.

[kbbbb]

You can



Just a bit more complicated.