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#1 Hydrogen

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Posted 07 March 2010 - 09:00 PM

The reverse only works if the subject has a nervous twitch.

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    #2 redlion

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    Posted 07 March 2010 - 11:51 PM

    So... think outside the octagon?

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    #3 Noitidart

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    Posted 08 March 2010 - 01:10 AM

    I don't get it.. :(
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    #4 Melchoire

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    Posted 08 March 2010 - 01:17 AM

    View PostNoitidart, on 08 March 2010 - 01:10 AM, said:

    I don't get it.. :(

    A seismograph detects earthquakes. He's saying if you hook someone up to a lie-detector and ask them if there's an earthquake, it'll be the same thing. :p

    I'm not sure I get the overtext...is he saying a seismograph can turn into a lie-detector if the person twitches and causes little spikes?


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    #5 officialjudicialartificial

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    Posted 08 March 2010 - 01:25 AM

    The reverse can only work if the subject has a nervous twitch?

    i.e. if the detector doesn't spike, the subject isn't lieing, and hence believes there is an earthquake because he has a nervous twitch?

    Wait, what?

    #6 redlion

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    Posted 08 March 2010 - 08:11 PM

    Stupid joke. Jokes shouldn't be so difficult to understand that you can't laugh the first time you hear it.

    This is why smart people aren't funny.

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    Posted 08 March 2010 - 09:01 PM

    View Postredlion, on 08 March 2010 - 08:11 PM, said:

    Stupid joke. Jokes shouldn't be so difficult to understand that you can't laugh the first time you hear it.

    This is why smart people aren't funny.


    Ohh thats cooold.


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    #8 Melchoire

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    Posted 08 March 2010 - 10:26 PM

    View Postredlion, on 08 March 2010 - 08:11 PM, said:

    Stupid joke. Jokes shouldn't be so difficult to understand that you can't laugh the first time you hear it.

    This is why smart people aren't funny.

    I thought it was pretty straight forward :p the overtext sometimes loses me.


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