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#1 MasterJunpei

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Posted 09 March 2010 - 10:33 PM

I had a program a long time ago that would make flash games lag or the equivalent of that. Allowing you to basically act like you were running a reallly crappy computer. Anyone know where I can get one of these or maybe create some symptoms of an old comp? Tried dumping a full load on my cpu and playing but it doesn't do any good :(

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    #2 Kway

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    Posted 09 March 2010 - 10:41 PM

    View PostMasterJunpei, on 09 March 2010 - 10:33 PM, said:

    I had a program a long time ago that would make flash games lag or the equivalent of that. Allowing you to basically act like you were running a reallly crappy computer. Anyone know where I can get one of these or maybe create some symptoms of an old comp? Tried dumping a full load on my cpu and playing but it doesn't do any good :(

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    #3 MasterJunpei

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    Posted 09 March 2010 - 10:44 PM

    hmm this looks rather technical. Before I start reading a ton of info will this be able to lag the games on neopets?

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    One of my biggest fears is to be judged on the internet by a homophobic spammer who looks and sounds like a 12 year old asian girl who asks everyone to post their pictures, only to insult them and then threatens to leave-the-internets-foreva! when everyone looks cooler than him.

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    #4 Kway

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    Posted 09 March 2010 - 10:58 PM

    View PostMasterJunpei, on 09 March 2010 - 10:44 PM, said:

    hmm this looks rather technical. Before I start reading a ton of info will this be able to lag the games on neopets?

    It can down clock any game (or program if you want) using the Speedhacks. You can even pause the game (warning, some games are immune and will continue to run even though it seems to stop). And for what you are doing, it is extremely simple.
    • Start Cheat Engine.
    • Click the flashing button (obviously required before you can do anything).
    • Find the process for your web browser. Firefox and Internet Explorer are simple but Chrome is split into multiple processes which means you will have to use Chrome's Task Manager to find the Process ID and use Calculator (standard on all Windows) to convert it to hex. Chrome is a little more work to set up but it has its benefits like not slowing down (or pause) the entire browser.
    • Check "Enable Speedhack".
    • Type in the speed you want (.01 = 1%, .5 = 50%, 1 = 100%, 2 = 200%).
    • Press "Apply"
    • When you want to return to normal speed, uncheck "Enable Speedhack", apply 1, or close Cheat Engine.
    I have used this for a lot of games (both Flash/Shockwave) like Top Chop, Meerca Chase, etc. Just be careful with Shockwave because I keep getting an error when I try to send a High Score (actually cheating by changing the game's memory).

    Edited by Kweh, 09 March 2010 - 11:05 PM.

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    #5 MasterJunpei

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    Posted 09 March 2010 - 11:36 PM

    sweetness works good for me thanks Kweh

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    It's this simple: wear my patented vibrating heat-bead suit, then jam an unbelievable amount of pure, raw crystal meth into your system! You might ask, "Isn't crystal meth illegal?" You bet!


    #6 talbs

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    Posted 10 March 2010 - 12:12 AM

    i read kwehs topic on this, may look into it later

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    #7 Neopian

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    Posted 10 March 2010 - 12:15 AM

    The most simple way to lag or speed up your games is: Speedgear 5.0
    The only downside to this is: It will only work on Windows XP (not vista nor Windows7)
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    #8 MasterJunpei

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    Posted 10 March 2010 - 12:22 AM

    well that means I can't use it :( running 7 ultimate

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    It's this simple: wear my patented vibrating heat-bead suit, then jam an unbelievable amount of pure, raw crystal meth into your system! You might ask, "Isn't crystal meth illegal?" You bet!


    #9 Neopian

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    Posted 10 March 2010 - 11:16 AM

    This is the only reason I still have a XP partition on my computer. Because Speedgear is easy to use, and (oke never say never) TNT can't detect it.
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    #10 ThaMan

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    Posted 10 April 2010 - 12:41 PM

    XD my comp is brand new but shitty so it just lags anyways. But its a pain on nova defender bc the enemies teleport 0.o

    #11 jcrboy

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    Posted 10 April 2010 - 08:17 PM

    View PostThaMan, on 10 April 2010 - 12:41 PM, said:

    XD my comp is brand new but shitty so it just lags anyways. But its a pain on nova defender bc the enemies teleport 0.o

    I would say they materialize. Once they're on-screen they are simply mobile.

    Thus why I wouldn't call it "teleporting"

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    #12 GreenScissors

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    Posted 11 April 2010 - 08:37 PM

    Would TNT realize that you're cheating from this?


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