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1. REPLYING TO THREADS YOU DIDN’T READ
omg, I know you want to just read the title, and jump in there and LOL or ask a retarded question.
It’s like a birthday cake. U c it and u juss wanna nom nom nom
But what do you do before you eat tha birfday cake?
That’s RIGHT… You have to sing “Happy Birthday” Think of threads like birthday cake. Mmmmm.
Reading other people’s replies to the thread = singing happy birthday
You replying = eat cake
You can‘t eat the cake until you‘ve sung Happy Birthday.
It’s in the Bible.
Hay guess wut…
When you read a thread (sing), you are: less likely to ask a stupid question (Who’s birthday is it?), less likely to repeat something someone else already said (Happy Birthday, It‘s Your Birthday!), and because you might comprehend what is happening around you, hopefully you won’t do something stupid like xtoxicx.
It makes you look retarded when you do that.
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2. MAKING TOPICS IN THE WRONG SECTION
You had an idea, oh boy!! it’s so rare that it happens, so you get all excited and post a new topic. Your idea is you have a Yellow Lenny and you want to trade it for a Draik Morphing Potion and when you grow up u wanna be an astronaut and and then you wanna meet an alien and and maybe be the king of the aliens.
Goooood for you.
You post about the Yellow Lenny in the General Neopet Chat and you cry because everyone is mean and doesn‘t give a rats ass.
ZOMG What happened?!
First of all, your Lenny is worthless. LOL Sowwy.
Second of all, there is a section for trades. If you are interested in a trade post it in the correct section.
Another example is if you want to talk about how much a member here sucks. Something like that is not related to neopets, so it shouldn't go in the General Neopets section, crazytaka.
If you put it there, you’ll look retarded.
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3. BEING OBNOXIOUS IN CHAT
U go into the chat and say HI!! No one responds to you, omg wth?! they keep talking amongst themselves.
So you say,
HI!
HIIIIIIIIII!!!
LOL!!
WASSUP?!
MY NAME IS KWEH!
…
!!!
Then the people in chat verbally abuse you and you cry.
Like a sucka bitch.
*sniffle*
Why is this happening? You see, there’s this really hot bright thing called the sun. The earth revolves around it.
It is not YOU the earth revolves around. Those bastards in chat aren’t going to drop the conversation about Pokemon or Testicles just because you arrived. But do feel free to join in the converstation.
When you come into chat like that, you look like a retard.
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4. GETTING ALL BUTTHURT
You made a post about who gives a crap and some doucher named Elindoril, or Sweeney, or Georgina comes in an says something that hurts your feewings and you post a bunch of butt hurt replies.
S’okay.
It’s only natural to get upset when someone calls you a tard, or when Georgina redraws the boobs of your faerie to help put a visual to her constructive advice.
Just remember - when you fly off the handle because of some small, easy to laugh off rib someone gave you,
you end up looking like the crazy lady at Dairy Queen
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When you get all butthurt, you look like a retard.
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5. ASKING FOR FREE STUFF
Do not start a thread asking for free things. Because this is how it will go.
You: HI! Can I have neopoints for free?
Everyone else: No.
And this will be you.
That's right. You're a hobo clown.
The only thing you’ll ever get for free is a verbal kick in the balls. When you beg for free things, (I’m talkin’ bout YOU, mephisto) you look like a retard.
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I hope everyone learned something.
Edited by punkrockbigmouth, 20 April 2010 - 10:41 AM.
Although you also forgot iargue in the butt hurters 
