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[generalgsus]

So basics:
1) Answer and discuss the poster above you's "if you were..." question.
2) Make your own "if you were...." question for the poster after you.


Examples:
Person 1: If you were a bird what would you do?
Person 2: I would poop on everyone I hate.
If you were TNT what would you do?
Person 3: Be freeze happy... oh wait...
If you were a beer can...

Please note: This was taken with permission from XxxxxxxXxxxXxx, the starter of this game, from an outsider forum, so those of you who have played this game before, will know where this is from.

I'll start off with:

If you were a millionaire, what would you do?

[Junsu]

I wish this was in the Chit-Chat section so you didnt get post counts.
Only because it seems that you're just making new threads for post counts.


I'd buy some nice underwear




What would you do with 30mil in NPs

[Xerous]

buy up all of one item


why does this keep making threads?

[punkrockbigmouth]

Because they fuckin feel like it.
What is your favorite song to dance in the mirror to?

[generalgsus]

punkrockbigmouth, on 06 May 2010 - 05:57 AM, said:

Because they fuckin feel like it.
What is your favorite song to dance in the mirror to?

Not to mention, this is in the FORUM GAMES section. Y'all needa cool it, and learn to be civil. You, Junsu, are probably the biggest cause of disputes around here. Irritating you are..

Favorite song to dance to? Oh man, I couldn't name, way too many. Probably a hip-hop or pop song. I never understood the Jerk/Crank that dance.

I like how this is not even an "if you were..." game anymore

Ehh, oh well. If you were an elite programmer what would you do?

[Xwee]

I would make a program that would outdate all programs.

If you could be any animal, what would you pick?

[kiddX]

A LIGER. Cause it's fucking awesome.



If you could be a vegetable, what would you pick?

edit: haha, i think it's funny you took permission to play a forum game. If i invented it, i would have said NO just for fun. Whoever you mentioned (presumably some kid at HB) you asked permission from didn't invent this either - these games have been around forever.

Edited by kiddX, 06 May 2010 - 11:25 PM.

[SimDairy]

This Romanesco Brocolli...

...cause it kicks all other vegetables in the ass.

If you were a ghost, who's the first person you're gonna haunt?

Edited by SimDairy, 07 May 2010 - 06:33 AM.

[Xwee]

I would haunt whoever I hat the most at the time of my death to make them miserable...

If you could do anything in the world, what would it be?

[Volition]

I would do Jessica Alba

If you could instigate world peace, would you?

[kiddX]

SilentErection, on 10 May 2010 - 05:34 PM, said:

I would do Jessica Alba

If you could instigate world peace, would you?

I have never heard the term instigate used with world peace. Don't you usually instigate a quarrel? Anyhow, no I would not since world peace is fleeting.

If you were in charge of a country, what would be your first law?

[Xwee]

kiddX, on 10 May 2010 - 06:15 PM, said:

I have never heard the term instigate used with world peace. Don't you usually instigate a quarrel? Anyhow, no I would not since world peace is fleeting.

If you were in charge of a country, what would be your first law?

"Everyone for themselves!"

If you could destroy a kingdom frocing them into stoneage times, which kingdom would you destroy?

[Wangalang]

The European Union. All of it.
As an answer to the previous question, miniskirt fridays would do.

Would you rather eat 500g of wasabi or drink 500 mL of soy sauce?

edit: apologies for bastardizing the thread, just count me as an outlier

Edited by wangalang, 11 May 2010 - 04:17 PM.

[Volition]

soy sauce obviously, unless you're doing a manliness contest


Would you rather lose an eye or lose an ear

[jcrboy]

SilentErection, on 11 May 2010 - 02:43 PM, said:

soy sauce obviously, unless you're doing a manliness contest


Would you rather lose an eye or lose an ear

I would rather lose audible depth perception than visual depth perception. Thus an ear. Also this thread got bastardized. This is an "if you were" game, not a "would you rather" game.

If you were in control of a financial institution, would you give yourself massive bonuses and risk jail time or run an honest business by giving good returns on investments?

[Puppetmaster]

jcrboy, on 11 May 2010 - 03:57 PM, said:

I would rather lose audible depth perception than visual depth perception. Thus an ear. Also this thread got bastardized. This is an "if you were" game, not a "would you rather" game.

If you were in control of a financial institution, would you give yourself massive bonuses and risk jail time or run an honest business by giving good returns on investments?

I'd like to say that I'd run an honest business, but who knows what I'd legitimately do once I had that type of power

If you were teaching a class, what would be the first thing you said to your students on day 1 of the school year?

[Xwee]

Puppetmaster, on 13 May 2010 - 07:57 PM, said:

I'd like to say that I'd run an honest business, but who knows what I'd legitimately do once I had that type of power

If you were teaching a class, what would be the first thing you said to your students on day 1 of the school year?

"90% of your grade comes from your behavior.. every friday is movie and pizza day.. my treat!"

If you were able to change one thing in the entire world. What would you change? (please.. don't say money, be creative)

[Jodsta]

If I would change one thing in the world it would be the constant hate that surrounds us.

If you had the choice to murder an innocent person or die yourself, which would you chose?

[Puppetmaster]

Jodsta, on 14 May 2010 - 08:10 AM, said:

If I would change one thing in the world it would be the constant hate that surrounds us.

If you had the choice to murder an innocent person or die yourself, which would you chose?

If we're talking 'innocent' like a child, then I'd take my own life. If we're talking 'innocent' like my roommate, well, that fucker can fend for himself

If you could erase one event from your life, what would it be?

[RKO]

Puppetmaster, on 14 May 2010 - 09:47 AM, said:

If we're talking 'innocent' like a child, then I'd take my own life. If we're talking 'innocent' like my roommate, well, that fucker can fend for himself

If you could erase one event from your life, what would it be?

My 18th birthday party, it sucked.

If you could have one superpower, what would it be?

[coqs]

the power to manipulate the time...

if you were to choose between having explosive diarrhea from your mouth for 2 days or have your arms being replaced by trout for 6 months, what would you choose?

[Xwee]

coqs, on 14 May 2010 - 09:58 AM, said:

the power to manipulate the time...

if you were to choose between having explosive diarrhea from your mouth for 2 days or have your arms being replaced by trout for 6 months, what would you choose?

Well, I use my arms for just about everything (cause of the hands) so 6 months would be along time of not being able to do anything. I vote diarrhea from my mouth for 2 days, cause although discusting, it'll be done quicker than the other, and there's always mouthwash I could buy by the tons..

If you were stuck in the middle of nowhere, with no sense of direction (not even stars to guide you) and no way to find out where you were. What would you do?

[Bryan]

Xwee, on 14 May 2010 - 01:24 PM, said:

Well, I use my arms for just about everything (cause of the hands) so 6 months would be along time of not being able to do anything. I vote diarrhea from my mouth for 2 days, cause although discusting, it'll be done quicker than the other, and there's always mouthwash I could buy by the tons..

If you were stuck in the middle of nowhere, with no sense of direction (not even stars to guide you) and no way to find out where you were. What would you do?

I'd drop some acid and have some fun.

If, given the choice between losing your reproductive organs or having paraplegia from the waste down, which would you choose?