How today's youth talk, according to an education textbook.
#1
Posted 21 May 2010 - 08:40 PM
#2
Posted 21 May 2010 - 08:42 PM
#3
Posted 21 May 2010 - 08:54 PM
#4
Posted 21 May 2010 - 09:31 PM
#5
Posted 21 May 2010 - 09:36 PM
#6
Posted 21 May 2010 - 09:38 PM
Also. Sounds fake like the talking in the Twilight movies.
#7
Posted 21 May 2010 - 09:43 PM
This is how the young black people talk. I went to a 70% black school. It no joke. They talk like this. Its sad.
Also. Sounds fake like the talking in the Twilight movies.
Let's not generalize now and that by far is the most retarded thing I've ever seen and i also went to a predominantly black school and never heard any speak that way.
#8
Posted 21 May 2010 - 09:46 PM
Probably a different area.Let's not generalize now and that by far is the most retarded thing I've ever seen and i also went to a predominantly black school and never heard any speak that way.
#9
Posted 21 May 2010 - 09:50 PM
#10
Posted 21 May 2010 - 09:56 PM
I will admit a lot of young black kids use slang but that right there is such an extreme exaggeration.
That's the point lol
#11
Posted 21 May 2010 - 09:57 PM
Definitions:
do boy: A "do boy" is a guy that likes or loves a girl that is not really interested in him, but the girl will keep this guy around to do things for her
money: Exteptionally awesome
the bomb: Something or someone that is really cool
chickenhead: Usually a female, who likes to give oral sex. The word chickenhead comes from the movement that the females head makes while performing oral sex.
stab: Having sex with a chick, you stab her with your cock
hissing: getting up in someone's face
Now when we put it all together, we see a problem with words not being used in their proper sense... as well as some unexpected homosexuality that is surprisingly pervasive.
Sugar: How was your weekend?
Lily: I had a great time! This awesome dude I know and me put on our finest shiny jewelery and went partying Saturday night. Let me tell you Suge, he's no cocksucker. He's a real awesome.
Sugar: No kidding. I bet you two looked really cool.
Lily: We had a crazy awesome time until we ran into Jasmine and her errand boy.
Sugar: What happened?
Lily: Well one thing led to another. Jasmine starting up getting in my face and her errand boy fucked this awesome dude I know. So we decided to leave quickly and meet up with some classier folks.
Edited by jcrboy, 21 May 2010 - 09:59 PM.
#12
Posted 21 May 2010 - 09:59 PM
Extreme exaggeration indeed. Let me attempt to decipher this nonsense.
Definitions:
money: Exteptionally awesome
the bomb: Something or someone that is really cool
chickenhead: Usually a female, who likes to give oral sex. The word chickenhead comes from the movement that the females head makes while performing oral sex.
stab: Having sex with a chick, you stab her with your cock
hissing: getting up in someone's face
Now when we put it all together, we see a problem with words not being used in their proper sense... as well as some unexpected homosexuality that is surprisingly pervasive.
Sugar: How was your weekend?
Lily: I had a great time! This awesome dude I know and me put on our finest shiny jewelery and went partying Saturday night. Let me tell you Suge, he's no cocksucker. He's a real awesome.
Sugar: No kidding. I bet you two looked really cool.
Lily: We had a crazy awesome time until we ran into Jasmine and her errand boy.
Sugar: What happened?
Lily: Well one thing led to another. Jasmine starting up getting in my face and her errand boy fucked this awesome dude I know. So we decided to leave quickly and meet up with some classier folks.
haha nice, except chickenhead is probably not that
#13
Posted 21 May 2010 - 10:01 PM
That's the point lol
well then that's unneccessary
Extreme exaggeration indeed. Let me attempt to decipher this nonsense.
Definitions:
do boy: A "do boy" is a guy that likes or loves a girl that is not really interested in him, but the girl will keep this guy around to do things for her
money: Exteptionally awesome
the bomb: Something or someone that is really cool
chickenhead: Usually a female, who likes to give oral sex. The word chickenhead comes from the movement that the females head makes while performing oral sex.
stab: Having sex with a chick, you stab her with your cock
hissing: getting up in someone's face
Now when we put it all together, we see a problem with words not being used in their proper sense... as well as some unexpected homosexuality that is surprisingly pervasive.
Sugar: How was your weekend?
Lily: I had a great time! This awesome dude I know and me put on our finest shiny jewelery and went partying Saturday night. Let me tell you Suge, he's no cocksucker. He's a real awesome.
Sugar: No kidding. I bet you two looked really cool.
Lily: We had a crazy awesome time until we ran into Jasmine and her errand boy.
Sugar: What happened?
Lily: Well one thing led to another. Jasmine starting up getting in my face and her errand boy fucked this awesome dude I know. So we decided to leave quickly and meet up with some classier folks.
lol thats so off
#14
Posted 21 May 2010 - 10:03 PM
haha nice, except chickenhead is probably not that
I can find no better definition for "chickenhead" or "stab."
If I were just making shit up randomly though (like the people at the textbook company), I could make this passage make more sense.
#15
Posted 21 May 2010 - 10:38 PM
lol .... that was fun
#16
Posted 21 May 2010 - 10:58 PM
#17
Posted 21 May 2010 - 11:28 PM
Extreme exaggeration indeed. Let me attempt to decipher this nonsense.
Definitions:
do boy: A "do boy" is a guy that likes or loves a girl that is not really interested in him, but the girl will keep this guy around to do things for her
money: Exteptionally awesome
the bomb: Something or someone that is really cool
chickenhead: Usually a female, who likes to give oral sex. The word chickenhead comes from the movement that the females head makes while performing oral sex.
stab: Having sex with a chick, you stab her with your cock
hissing: getting up in someone's face
Now when we put it all together, we see a problem with words not being used in their proper sense... as well as some unexpected homosexuality that is surprisingly pervasive.
Sugar: How was your weekend?
Lily: I had a great time! This awesome dude I know and me put on our finest shiny jewelery and went partying Saturday night. Let me tell you Suge, he's no cocksucker. He's a real awesome.
Sugar: No kidding. I bet you two looked really cool.
Lily: We had a crazy awesome time until we ran into Jasmine and her errand boy.
Sugar: What happened?
Lily: Well one thing led to another. Jasmine starting up getting in my face and her errand boy fucked this awesome dude I know. So we decided to leave quickly and meet up with some classier folks.
T_T;; Good try, but it doesn't really make sense..... hmmmmm......
#18
Posted 21 May 2010 - 11:40 PM
chickenhead 1895 up, 267 down
1. a female who likes cock
2. a female who likes giving head, bobbing up and down like a chicken
3. a dance move
Stab 100 up, 68 down
Having sex with a chick, you stab her with your cock
Hey did you have sex last night.
Yea i stabbed her
JCrboy is right, of course.
#19
Posted 22 May 2010 - 01:49 AM
well i guess every language's got its own weird slangs
#20
Posted 22 May 2010 - 02:03 AM
#21
Posted 22 May 2010 - 02:30 AM
I'm glad I'm a long way from America and pretty far from London so I can largely avoid retards who talk like that.
True, but you have to deal with the Welsh, who hate vowels with a passion
#22
Posted 22 May 2010 - 02:44 AM
I'm glad I'm a long way from America and pretty far from London so I can largely avoid retards who talk like that.
Your on the internet... Distance doesnt matter.
Lol. Kkk. I wat u vttr. knw u du his nkers.
#23
Posted 22 May 2010 - 03:09 AM
True, but you have to deal with the Welsh, who hate vowels with a passion
I'm at least 4 hours from Wales though so I'm quite safe from that particular evil too.
Your on the internet... Distance doesnt matter.
Lol. Kkk. I wat u vttr. knw u du his nkers.
You're* and doesn't*
#24
Posted 22 May 2010 - 03:11 AM
I'm at least 4 hours from Wales though so I'm quite safe from that particular evil too.
You're* and doesn't*
Fucking Grammer Nazi's
#25
Posted 22 May 2010 - 03:15 AM
Fucking Grammer Nazi's
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