Are you Team Edward or Team Jacob?
I know what you're going to say. You'll use the word "faggot" or something of the like or talk about how much you could care less. The phrase "Twilight SUCKS!" will be used precisely 26 times on the first page of posts, and "Kristen Stewart can't act" will be used 15 times and la deee da.
But seriously. Because this is a serious debate. If you had to choose between the dazzling Edward Cullen, or hairybutt Jacob Black, who would YOU pick? Please explain the pros and cons. And sorry kids. Although it seems the best way to go... DEATH is not an option. Unless your death is followed promptly by your rebirth as a vampire.
Watch this clip.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kd9zKDcuqkY
Wasn't it hilarious? Thank goodness Charlie and his mustache were there, because Edward and Jacob sure as hell weren't listening to Bella and her pleading. Those boys sure know how to treat a lady.
As for me, if I had to choose a team, and I do, because this is the debate where you have to choose a side no matter how much you don't care, I'd choose Team Jacob. I confess I find neither Taylor Lautner nor Rpattz physically attractive, (although I think it's cool Lautner can do a backflip from a standing position) but I thought in the first two Twilight books Jacob was a pretty cool guy. He had good humor and was a decent friend. I was totally disgusted by his character assasination in Eclipse where he mouth rapes Bella, but I imagine Stephenie Meyer realized how much better Jacob was for Bella, and decided to turn him into a douche so girls would still pine for Edward- who I will promptly criticize once someone posts how great he is.
Discuss.