What are you attracted to?
#51
Posted 01 November 2010 - 03:19 PM
#52
Posted 01 November 2010 - 03:23 PM
I set some rules for myself for the future. I'll list a few of them.
1) Never date a guy with hair longer than mine.
2) Never date a guy who is more than 5 years older.
3) Never date a bald guy.
4) Never date someone who finds a substance more important.
Humorous is mandatory. I'd rather not date someone who can't make me laugh, I might as well date a wall.
In girls, pretty much anything goes. As long as you're not fat and ugly it's all good. Oh, and I'd only date like a white girl or an asian.
Edited by tr0picana, 01 November 2010 - 03:26 PM.
#53
Posted 01 November 2010 - 03:26 PM
She has to actually exist.
Haha. He says he likes life simple but is dream girl is like 1/100.
#54
Posted 01 November 2010 - 03:36 PM
I am engaged to a girl who meets all that criteria.
And 1/100 seems pretty good odds to me, with the millions upon millions of people in the world.
If your ex was "one in a million," there are 1,324 just like her in China.
#55
Posted 01 November 2010 - 03:48 PM
Boggart started this topic to sort through potential candidates that he would allow into his love life.
lmao as if, I'm taken
And on a completely random note: for boobs: shape >>>>>>> size. Who cares if they're large if they go to the side due to fat? *gag*
#56
Posted 01 November 2010 - 03:55 PM
Long, pretty hair is irresistible to me. Not like head banger or hippie long. Shoulder length is always good.
Maybe it's because I'm a bony little bitch whose ribs show, and I've got a mean spirit and a bad attitude, but I am attracted to soft boys with delicate features and passive personalities.
Sounds like 15 year old verison of me . Bony little bitch whose ribs show also applies.
As for me:
Height doesn't really matter, if I had to choose I'd say 5'6-5'8 but 5'2 to like 5'10 is good. No real preference.
As for weight I like a toned or thin look. Basically a weight that results from a decent lifestyle
As for curves I'm not really a fan of wide hips but they work on some people. Boobs I'd say C give or take a size in either direction. No real preference
Race doesn't really matter, generally find white people more attractive but there are plenty of examples for each race. Skin color doesn't really affect my opinion. No real preference
Intelligence definitely a requirement, as are overlapping interests (neopets anyone???)
So there you go guys. 5 lines that say basically nothing Beggars can't be choosers
#57
Posted 01 November 2010 - 03:59 PM
1. I'm on the short side. So he has to be taller than me, but not a giant.
2. No facial hair
3. Medium to dark hair that's styled and on the shorter side.
4. Muscular / in shape / basically not flabby and smooshy because that makes sex unenjoyable to the max.
5. Bonus points for blue or green eyes
6. Showers every day and has good hygiene
7. Isn't a slob / messy person.
Idonno, I invest a lot of time and effort in looking damn good, so I don't think it's unreasonable that I expect the same of a significant other.
#58
Posted 01 November 2010 - 04:02 PM
Height doesn't really matter, if I had to choose I'd say 5'6-5'8 but 5'2 to like 5'10 is good. No real preference. Looks average height...
As for weight I like a toned or thin look. Basically a weight that results from a decent lifestyle Maybe could use a little work, but not bad
As for curves I'm not really a fan of wide hips but they work on some people. Boobs I'd say C give or take a size in either direction. No real preference Looks to be about a B+
Race doesn't really matter, generally find white people more attractive but there are plenty of examples for each race. Skin color doesn't really affect my opinion. No real preference Caucasian!
Intelligence definitely a requirement, as are overlapping interests (neopets anyone???) I can't speak for interests, but I'm sure if you two had a chat, you'd find something in common :3
So there you go guys. 5 lines that say basically nothing
#59
Posted 01 November 2010 - 04:03 PM
Hmm.
1. I'm on the short side. So he has to be taller than me, but not a giant.
2. No facial hair
3. Medium to dark hair that's styled and on the shorter side.
4. Muscular / in shape / basically not flabby and smooshy because that makes sex unenjoyable to the max.
5. Bonus points for blue or green eyes
6. Showers every day and has good hygiene
7. Isn't a slob / messy person.
Idonno, I invest a lot of time and effort in looking damn good, so I don't think it's unreasonable that I expect the same of a significant other.
Who the fuck has time to shower everyday? xD
And dark hair with blue/green eyes are hot on guys. For girls I prefer light hair and dark eyes actually
#60
Posted 01 November 2010 - 04:05 PM
I may have found a match for you, Hobo...
Why are his nipples the size of small planets ?!
D:
#61
Posted 01 November 2010 - 04:06 PM
I was just about to say, damn, that's a lot of expectations to live up to.She has to actually exist.
#62
Posted 01 November 2010 - 04:06 PM
I may have found a match for you, Hobo...
That guy has his rape face on though. I'd have to put out on the first date or invoke his wrath
Tbh when I saw the spoiler tags I assumed there'd be a picture of my sister so I was kinda relieved at the sight of that dude.
Who the fuck has time to shower everyday? xD
I shower 2-3 times a day. I take like 8 minute showers though . I don't see the appeal in taking 1 long one.
#63
Posted 01 November 2010 - 04:06 PM
Why are his nipples the size of small planets ?!
D:
I don't know! And it practically looks like he has breast implants!
#64
Posted 01 November 2010 - 04:07 PM
Who the fuck has time to shower everyday? xD
And dark hair with blue/green eyes are hot on guys. For girls I prefer light hair and dark eyes actually
I shower everyday !
Edit: Err, this was supposed to go in with the other post. My bad.
Edited by tr0picana, 01 November 2010 - 04:09 PM.
#65
Posted 01 November 2010 - 04:08 PM
That guy has his rape face on though. I'd have to put out on the first date or invoke his wrath
Either that or he's flexing REALLLLLLYYYYY hard to try to impress you
#66
Posted 01 November 2010 - 04:08 PM
I don't know! And it practically looks like he has breast implants!
SERIOUSLY, THEY ARE SO PERKY.
#67
Posted 01 November 2010 - 04:09 PM
Tbh when I saw the spoiler tags I assumed there'd be a picture of my sister so I was kinda relieved at the sight of that dude.
WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT?!?!? That would have been epic win.
#68
Posted 01 November 2010 - 04:09 PM
Either that or he's flexing REALLLLLLYYYYY hard to try to impress you
Or pooping in the ocean. Or getting a certain body of his mistaken for a worm by a fish
Either way he's scary
WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT?!?!? That would have been epic win.
Because you aren't nasty. I'm sure had like Frizzle been lurking instead of you I'd have been greeted with that
#69
Posted 01 November 2010 - 04:10 PM
And I was joking about the showering everyday. Doesn't everyone do that?
#70
Posted 01 November 2010 - 04:11 PM
I don't know! And it practically looks like he has breast implants!
I thought you PS that LOL xD
#71
Posted 01 November 2010 - 04:11 PM
Who the fuck has time to shower everyday? xD
And dark hair with blue/green eyes are hot on guys. For girls I prefer light hair and dark eyes actually
I have just never been a fan of brown eyes, tbh.
And boys should love showering, because it's literally like 2 minutes of their life.
And then there's me, who takes at least 15 minutes, but has to dry hair and then straighten it and then blah blah blah.
#72
Posted 01 November 2010 - 04:12 PM
haha where did you even find that JCR?
His porn folder obviously
#73
Posted 01 November 2010 - 04:13 PM
I have just never been a fan of brown eyes, tbh.
And boys should love showering, because it's literally like 2 minutes of their life.
And then there's me, who takes at least 15 minutes, but has to dry hair and then straighten it and then blah blah blah.
brown eyes are very common probably just because light hair and dark eyes are rare Although so is dark hair and light eyes (but not as much)
I don't particularly enjoy showering, I do so because I feel gross otherwise. And I take 10 minute showers Only because I need to condition my hair
Do guys do that...?
His porn folder obviously
Sauce!
#74
Posted 01 November 2010 - 04:14 PM
Obviously the personality matters too. I don't really care about her chest or ass as much. Obviously it's a benefit but its not something I look for
#75
Posted 01 November 2010 - 04:15 PM
And I take 10 minute showers Only because I need to condition my hair
Do guys do that...?
Everyone knows that at least 5 minutes of shower time gets devoted to huddling under the shower head and hogging the hot water.
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