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#2003379 [xkcd] Vomiting Emoji

Posted by Hydrogen on 19 March 2017 - 08:00 PM

My favorite might be U+1F609 U+1F93F WINKING FACE VOMITING.

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#2002791 [xkcd] xkcd Phone 5

Posted by Hydrogen on 09 March 2017 - 09:00 PM

The phone will be collected by the toll operators and mailed back to you within 4-6 weeks.

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#2002453 [xkcd] Borrow Your Laptop

Posted by Hydrogen on 02 March 2017 - 09:00 PM

If used with software that could keep up, a scroll wheel mapped to send a stream of 'undo' and 'redo' events could be kind of cool.

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#2001160 [xkcd] Stardew Valley

Posted by Hydrogen on 09 February 2017 - 09:00 PM

I have accidentally watered virtually every person and object in Pelican Town.

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#2000637 [xkcd] Soda Sugar Comparisons

Posted by Hydrogen on 31 January 2017 - 09:00 PM

The key is portion control, which is why I've switched to eating smaller cans of frosting instead of full bottles.

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#1999441 [xkcd] Team Chat

Posted by Hydrogen on 05 January 2017 - 09:00 PM

2078: He announces that he's finally making the jump from screen+irssi to tmux+weechat.

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#1999339 [xkcd] Artifacts

Posted by Hydrogen on 03 January 2017 - 09:00 PM

I didn't even realize you could HAVE a data set made up entirely of outliers.

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#1999185 [xkcd] Appliance Repair

Posted by Hydrogen on 01 January 2017 - 09:00 PM

[holding up a three-phase motor] As you can see here, the problem is that the humidifier I took this from is broken.

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#1998824 [xkcd] Interest Timescales

Posted by Hydrogen on 27 December 2016 - 09:00 PM

Sometimes, parts of a slowly-rising mountain suddenly rises REALLY fast, which is extra interesting.

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#1998564 [xkcd] Reindeer

Posted by Hydrogen on 22 December 2016 - 09:00 PM

And then in a twinkling, a sound gave me pause / From the roof came the scratching of eight tarsal claws.

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#1998117 [xkcd] It Was I

Posted by Hydrogen on 11 December 2016 - 09:00 PM

It me, your father.

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#1997961 [xkcd] Never Seen Star Wars

Posted by Hydrogen on 06 December 2016 - 09:00 PM

If anyone calls you on any weird detail, just say it's from the Jedi Prince book series, which contains so much random incongruous stuff that even most Expanded Universe/Legends fans collectively agreed to forget about it decades ago.

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#1997721 [xkcd] Apple Spectrum

Posted by Hydrogen on 29 November 2016 - 09:00 PM

If I were trapped on a desert island, and could have an unlimited supply of any one type of apple, I'd be like, "How did this situation happen?"

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#1997371 [xkcd] Catcalling

Posted by Hydrogen on 22 November 2016 - 09:00 PM

Effect strength => [unstoppable] | Effect range => [2 miles] | Effect duration => [1 year]

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#1996857 [xkcd] British Map

Posted by Hydrogen on 13 November 2016 - 09:00 PM

West Norsussex is east of East Norwessex, but they're both far north of Middlesex and West Norwex.

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