well, yeah, but I watched Central Intelligence twice just because of dwanye
Is that The Rock and Kanye's secret child?
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Posted by Dazz on 12 March 2017 - 03:28 PM
well, yeah, but I watched Central Intelligence twice just because of dwanye
Is that The Rock and Kanye's secret child?
Posted by Dazz on 29 December 2016 - 09:09 AM
I'm sick of this "Fuck 2016". People dies, get over it.
Well that's a little harsh, people obviously have strong feelings for those that have passed away. Telling them to just get over it is pretty fucking insensitive.
Posted by Dazz on 20 December 2016 - 08:40 AM
Sometimes I see people with little kids and I think of how great it would be to have the same experience but other times I see them driving their parents absolutely bananas and think "yep.. that's not going to be me anytime soon".
So conflicted. Sure you could argue that "I'm still young" but at the same time I'm not getting any younger and hey, if it's something that I want why wait?
Get a dog.
Posted by Dazz on 13 December 2016 - 09:13 AM
SpoilerI like peanut butter and hot cheetos together.
Also, this week is the first time I've ever had the urge to self-harm again. It's been like four years since the last time I hurt myself? I just had so much anger in my stomach I couldn't stand it. I ended up punching a hole through a door that we're gonna remove anyways. I mean, I knew this day would come, eventually I'd slip. I'm okay now. But reflecting on it sucks. Like I've just had so much happening...I don't feel like I've had a break from financial stress, economic stress (not having a car really prevents me from going to school, going to work, etc) and health-related stress. There is only so much one person can handle.
Posted by Dazz on 24 November 2016 - 09:46 AM
First time experiences, everyone has them, it's impossible not to and usually they can make for some pretty interesting stories. Wether it's the first time you got behind the wheel of a car, to the first time crashing it, your first time falling in love with something, or maybe the first time you escaped death.
For me two examples would be the first time I finally got to ride a motorbike, my uncle has been a bike mechanic since he was a teenager, he was a rocker during the whole mods vs rockers thing so I've heard a lot of great stories from that alone but i've always been around bikes so from as early as when I was 5 years old I knew I wanted to ride myself some day, fuck cars give me two wheels. It was the longest 12 year wait but it was one of the best days of my life for sure And despite having almost been killed on them too many times I still love it, I keep getting back on.
The other example, and only because it's so cool to say, is that my first time being on a plane is also my first time jumping out of one. Had to wait with friends for 6 hours playing stupid shit like catch the rock in the car park until the clouds/weather cleared up to jump. Wasn't nervous at all, as cool as a cucumber the entire way up, playing rock paper scissors in the back of the plane for the order of who gets to jump first. Usually i'm a fucking champion at rock paper scissors but I ended up jumping last and it wasn't until my legs were dangling out of the plane that I started to shit myself, but it was fun. One of those must try experiences for sure, the view was beautiful
So what are some of your first time experiences that really stand out for you? It doesn't have to be extreme, it can be as simple as a you'd like, but I'd still love to hear some of your stories
Posted by Dazz on 17 November 2016 - 07:21 AM
Lemme just go ahead and just slap some of these unanswered questions out real quick
Is life really about just working every day until you die?
Until retirement yes, enjoy.
Do my cats love me?
As long as you feed them.
Why can't I function like a normal person?
Because a normal person doesn't exist.
Are my questions going to be unanswered?
In the current episode of Yuri on Ice, Russian Yuri's blades change from black to silver in a cut of the opening theme. What does this mean???????
Shit dude, must be an omen of things to come. It's up to you to be Sherlock, to find a Watson, and uncover the mystery for us all.
What is love?
baby don't hurt me
Don't hurt me
Posted by Dazz on 12 November 2016 - 08:29 PM
Lol if you explain why and how you have influenced yourself. Go ahead. Now I want to see this.
I crack myself up on a daily basis, no one else really does that to me.
But the real winning point is this, listen to me explain how I mastered the art of the puppy dog eyes. Basically you have to stare in the mirror every night before bed. BUT YOU, the person, have to stay strong, to keep staring into the mirror. It's the reflection in the mirror's job to convince you to stop, without using any words or sounds. Only then, when the puppy eyed person in the mirror has convinced you to stop, can you go to bed. But you, the person staring into the mirror, have to try to resist for as long as you can and keep staring. DO NOT BREAK EYE CONTACT. It's a two-way training, to strengthen your puppy dog eye technique to get what you want, but at the same time strengthening your resistance to the puppy dog eyes, to stay strong against people trying it against you. Two birds with one stone
You're probably thinking one of two things, either "Darren this is the stupidest thing I've ever read", or "Darren this is the most genius thing I've ever read from you" which is one of the greatest backhanded compliments I can get. In fact both outcomes i'll happily take
Who else is giving me such top tier solid gold advice like this but me?
I rest my case.
Posted by Dazz on 12 November 2016 - 09:07 AM
Are you allowed to pick yourself? Self love is important too...
Posted by Dazz on 09 November 2016 - 05:54 PM
Let's get a little positivity up in here amongst all the doom and gloom. I heard y'all want some content, well out of my madness I had a silly little idea that turned into a big one, just as a bit of fun for everyone
I'm sure you're all familiar with Where's Wally/Waldo, well I decided to make a Codex special edition! I cropped out some faces from some of our very own beautiful members, pasted them onto a background, and voila! Where's Waser? This took me quite a longish time, it's not as easy as it might look trust me, but it's amazing what hyper focus can do for you If you're not in it, it's most likely because I couldn't find a decent enough selfie, so my bad. But if there's enough interest I can probably make another one, a lot better too cause this was quite rushed, this is like a 1st draft. So if you would like to be in the next one speak up, the more faces I can get the better
Anyways here's the Codex special; Where's Waser?
I posted a link because you'll want to view it full size, it's huge. Please don't spoil the location of where the badger is, but feel free to discuss, post screenies of your favourite thing, just generally do whatever If you wish for me to remove your face from the game then let me know and i'll get right on it. But it won't be until tomorrow because i'm peacing the scene for tonight. Enjoy!
A special thanks to the beautiful faces:
Posted by Dazz on 09 November 2016 - 11:35 AM
Just gotta take the loss, shrug it off and say ggwp. There's always next time right?
Posted by Dazz on 30 October 2016 - 09:04 AM
- When someone intentionally talks to me with their eyes, but not necessarily their mouth. I love nonverbal communication, and my heart bubbles when I can have a small conversation with someone primarily using just our eyes. It's like suddenly we have secrets, "in-jokes", and are "next-level" friends. lol
Okay well I have about five million new songs that I'm going to be spamming your facebook with in the next few days.
I'm going to be an awful person and say that my little joy is getting up on Saturday at 5am, making tea and walking down to the park to have a cigarette while watching the sunrise. Then coming home to take a warm shower and back to sleep.
Don't lie to me Cara, I have 0 songs from you! I'll just assume you sent them through snail mail...
Posted by Dazz on 22 October 2016 - 11:08 AM
The little things in life? I couldn't come up with a decent title so I went for little pleasantries because...
Anyways I'm curious as to know what the little things in your life are that you adore. Maybe it's as simple as a relaxing bath after a long day, starting those first few pages of a new book, or eating ice cream on a scorching day. I don't know it's your world not mine, but if you're at all interested I'll list a few of my own personal ones.
The English language - More so the word play and the different styles of the language, it's something I enjoy playing with daily, as long as the person i'm talking to isn't as dull as a potato. I don't know, i've learnt a lot just from experience on what pleases the brain more I guess? It can turn something dull into something more fun, more vivid. Like using imagery, instead of saying "ah we're really deep into it now" I'll liken it to being deep down into the rabbit hole, it plants an image into their head and if they're an Alice in Wonderland fan, then that's a bonus Also I love using the thing where you use words with the same letter or sound at the start, I can't remember what it's called but an example would be instead of saying "choose a piece" I'll say "pick a piece". If you use everything together then it helps to really crank the charm meter up to 11, if you wish to
Music - This one's a given, something as small as finding a new song I really enjoy will make my whole day, especially if the song gives me goosebumps, that's when I know i've found something special. I remember watching an interview with my idol talking about how the pursuit of coffee has ruined the world, that people would rather spend €20 on two coffees that they will eventually piss down the toilet, but will refuse buy music, or an album that'll last forever, and I completely agree. I think one very drunken night I wrote an essay in my notes on the importance of music to me, which brings me ever so smoothly on to my next little pleasantry...
Notes - The notes app in my phone is a goldmine. It has everything from songs, jokes, cheesy pickup lines, drunken thoughts, ideas, dreams, motivational speeches... everything. I'm currently up to 175 but this is a newish phone so there'll be plenty more to come. Every time I open them up and look through I end up cracking myself up with some of the shit I've written. "It's not tarantula level but it's more like a little house spider level" - This was me talking about one of my girl friend's legs when I was drinking with her, which I found so hilarious I guess I wrote it down to cement that memory forever One day I'll try find my old phone because that's full of comedy gold, I was writing a ton of notes during a very uhh blurry period of time.
So those are my 3 little diamonds I guess, at this point I've almost forgotten what the topic is about in the first place. I'm pretty sure the main reason was just to make a pun about trees. But share your little pleasantries, the little things in your life that you adore the most
Posted by Dazz on 11 October 2016 - 06:21 AM
I can't sleep in silence so usually I'll throw music like Nujabes or something on to sleep to. But sometimes, just sometimes, if I'm feeling a little bit cheeky, and a tiny bit naughty...
Posted by Dazz on 30 August 2016 - 01:45 PM
Crashed the bike Thankfully the damage to it is pretty minimal, but the worst part was being trapped under it, and the woman who knocked me off was more concerned about checking the scratch on the side of her car, rather than me laying helplessly shouting for help to lift the fucking bike off me. But no by all means go ahead and check the scratch on your car, don't mind me just chilling on the side of the road with a heavy ass bike laying on top of me, das coo, I hope your car is fine.
Posted by Dazz on 18 August 2016 - 08:51 AM
I started cooking when I started secondary school, which was when I was around 10/11 I think. I got bored of my mum's dinners and wanted to be more independent, cause y'know I was starting secondary school, I wanted to be a big boy
I've learnt mostly through trial and error, chucking food I like together hoping it'll taste good. Burnt a whole lotta food in the process. But I like to think my chicken wraps are alright Nothing fancy tho. Chuck some chicken into a pan, season with some salt n pepper, when it's done chop it up into pieces, place it all onto some tortilla, chop up some lettuce onto it, add some bbq sauce, grate some cheese on top, place it under the grill for a little bit to melt the cheese, take it out and wrap it up like a burrito. Quick and tasty, you can be fancy and add red onions and shit but I like mine simple.
I rarely go out to eat but I fuck with Nandos heavily, their chicken is godly. We have a lot of farms here for fresh ingredients, not that I ever use them but the option is always there if I want to get all fancy.
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