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Jake

Member Since 04 Jul 2004
Offline Jun 06 2014 02:06 AM

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Jake

Is officially voting for the Rhino party, also has a wedgie, and has an extremely long leg hair.

Jun 05 2014 10:57 PM

Jake

If the Leafs win the cup, I'll fucking jump in a lake! Fucking eh bud!

Feb 07 2014 10:16 PM

AYYAYAYAYAY ♥
Feb 08 2014 08:38 AM
MeowMeowMaryJane
I like this very much! hahah
Feb 08 2014 01:34 PM

Jake

A tad late but Merry Christmas and a Happy New Years everyone!

Jan 17 2013 09:47 AM

Jake

yolo

Sep 26 2012 06:54 PM

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luvsmyncis
But you came back? Like Jesus??
Sep 26 2012 07:05 PM
Jake
Jesus wishes he did it with style like I did
Sep 26 2012 07:10 PM
Faintingcow
I lived more then once O_O
Sep 26 2012 07:44 PM

Jake

Life is good Codex, reeeaaal good :) Sorry I missed our 8 year anniversary but I still love you! Have a good one everybody and remember never work too hard!

Jul 30 2012 09:15 AM

Jake

Women; so beautiful yet so complicated. I don't wish to kiss you immediately after load taking. Similar to the floor rule yet so different, at least give it a minute or two.

May 16 2012 08:56 AM

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Adam
That sounds like torture. /sarcasm
May 16 2012 09:47 AM
NapisaurusRex
Wait, you take the load? What kind of girlfriend is this?
May 16 2012 11:08 AM
Adam
Lol!
May 16 2012 11:15 AM

Jake

Deepest apologies to everyone I have insulted here. I love you all and good hunting!

Apr 14 2012 03:36 PM

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Jake
Thanks I love yours! Some hairy asian with glasses I think
Apr 14 2012 03:54 PM
trizzle
Yup, got it in one!
Apr 14 2012 03:56 PM
luvsmyncis
GAY
Apr 14 2012 05:29 PM