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If you are interested, please PM me and I will contact you with more info.

I am looking for baseball enthusiests who can dedicate at minimum 10 mins a day for 3 days a week. I know most of you spend way more time online than that, so its nothing.
Prizes will be given out to the winners and will be in the form of LPC goodies or Donor Packs.
If you dont play LPC, a friendly wager or side bet will be included


I am taking donations to the league if you wish and there are NO FEES for joining. That being said, if you do join and are inactive you better believe your ass will see some pink in LPC or I will harrass the hell out of you in another way.

League 1
Website: Yahoo
Scoring: H2H
Teams: 10
Slots Open: 5

League 2
Website: ESPN
Scoring: H2H
Teams: 10
Slots Open: 8

thread suck right now?

I cant find anything entertaining controversial to read or debate so please tell me why.
Is it that this site is dead?
Is it because there isnt anything going on?
Is it because everyone has discussed everything already?
Why damnit?

"I believe that banking institutions are more dangerous to our libirties than standing armies." -- Thomas Jefferson

There is overwhelming evidence that power corrupts. Of course, some people claim the foregoing chronology is wrong: it is not power that corrupts but the corrupt who seek power. I think both are true. I do not deny the phenomenon of decent people running for office or otherwise trying to assume unjust authority over others. But such people do not seek power per se. It is not a goal in-an-of-itself but a means to achieving another end….social justice, individual rights, religious purity. Power is merely a necessary evil or an expedient. Of course, the decency doesn’t last long once people start wielding their authority over others; you cannot embrace injustice and remain a just human being. At some point, being powerful becomes a habit — that is, it becomes part of who you are — so it seems only natural for you to enjoy special privileges or a respect that you are denying to others. This creates elitism — the kind of double standard by which those who make or administer the law do not believe they have to abide by it themselves.

The reality is that the conspiracy to take over and control the planet may sound to some like a Pinky and the Brain episode; however, it is the accurate depiction of historical record. It just so happens to be a fact that the history of the world is taking it over, if you read history, that is what it is about. It’s about taking over the world, conquering it, controlling the people and indoctrinating them into your system. It’s about religious expansion, military expansion, imperial or colonial expansion. It’s about the extension of one’s culture to dominate over the rest, destroying others calendars, native tongues and heritages and teaching them yours. This is the history of the world, conquering it and controlling it whether through a collective group of alliances or through a single person or leader, usually like a dictator or king.

The reality of all this is that the conspiracy to take over the world, which is the entire history of it, has been turned into some kind of “silly” idea in the last 60 or so years to Americans because of propaganda and the such. The American’s shot at taking over the world was covert, hence, the Cold War, so no one really knew it was going on. that’s why they were so clever at it and might of done more damage, but still, leaving a dumb population to think that taking over the world stopped somewhere after the second World War.

If you see where I am going with this, my point is that whenever I hear someone say, “oh taking over the world is a silly conspiracy theory” I wonder what history they are familiar with on this planet. Do they know about all the bloodshed and all the wars that were fought to prevent or expand the taking over of the planet? I guess what I am saying is that it entertains my intelligence when I see people that dumb and I wonder, wow, does this person think that the world they live in just fell together this way through chance and love or are they aware of all the killing, raping and force that went on to get where we are today. Maybe in the last 60 years we saw the birth of the “corporate consumer,” the mini-mall, suburbia and the milkman screwing the housewife while dad was at work screwing his secretary. I mean, come on people. You are a bi-product of social elite, engineering the world as we know it both collectively and individually through think tanks such as the Bilderbergs, Council on Foreign Relations and Trilateral Commission, or through their lobbying fronts like AIPEC.

In the last 60 years, Disney gave us happy singing cartoons and GE gave us refrigerators that automatically made ice cubes. FOX gave us the Simpsons and Macintosh gave us IPods. Lets face it, you are a product of your environment. You dress, act, talk and think like people you have seen you like or associate with. Your individuality is socially engineered for you and corporations suck the life out of you like leeches only they do it with $$ dollar signs and big campaigns of amazing advertising and PR. You go find a job after you experience 16 years of school to adapt to a socially acceptable and minimal bullshit zombie lifestyle only to have 3 kids, a dog and a house to die thinking every thing you do in your life has meaning because you fit in.

Am I hitting close to home? Good, because that is exactly the world these smart assholes sat around thinking up 60 years ago when they figured out how to run an effective empire. Divide and conquer the people into 2 categories to keep them fighting amongst themselves, forever locking themselves in their homes at night, turning the TV stations on to the shows they’ve adapted to make them feel comfortable in this fake world so that they may escape the real issues and still feel like other people think the same way they do. Guess what, they don’t. You feel, think, and act exactly how some guy in sales thought up for that extra bonus this year to go back to his life and live, the exact same life you have. Sitting there believing, “there are no conspiracy theories about people taking over the world, that’s ridiculous.” Well, what if there aren’t because they already did, you just never knew about it because it was too late when you figured it out. They are 2 steps ahead of you and paid 30 other guys to think about all the other possible ways you would rebel and try and stop them, and when you try, they easily launch one of their propaganda campaigns and they win because the rest of the masses are all sitting there, at home tuning into the only TV stations that tell them everything is all right, don’t listen to him, don’t look at that man behind the curtain, the great OZ is real and go to bed early because you don’t want to be late for work while the man gives you the big red, white and blue 12 inches up your ass the next day at work for you 10 hour day.

That’s right; they win because you let them. They win because you sit there like the rest of them thinking, oh see, the people on the TV say I am just a little confused, everything is all right and the good guys always win, remember? Batman saves the girl and the villain always ends up in jail. All that nice good republican/democrat propaganda is force fed down your throats so fast and with so much bullshit you start regurgitating the shit right back out yourself when you talk to people on the streets.

You’re in their game, and their always on top. The game is rigged and you can’t see it. The tables are slanted and your at the bottom, and you like it because everyone has just enough of a living that they don’t care enough to stop all the bad shit in the world being done in their names, but they aren’t given enough power or wealth to do any harm, because too much means leisure and leisure means you figure out this game that they have sticking you with. They got you by the balls, by the throat, by the house, by the car, by the job, by the loans, by the credit, by the entire plate of bullshit they made for you and meanwhile you had to “ask” them for permission to have your own of and you’re too stupid to figure out you already had it. The framers fought for your right to realize you’re already born with all this, and they took it all back, because you were too coward to say anything. No one wants to rock the boat; because they all got just enough of a life to live they don’t want to go to jail if they speak up because, oooooooooh, the man might come after ya. The “man” might put you away, because you might be living to much of a life for them.

Mr. S. and Mr. P. are both perfect logicians, being able to correctly deduce
any truth from any set of axioms. Two integers (not necessarily unique) are
somehow chosen such that each is within some specified range. Mr. S.
is given the sum of these two integers; Mr. P. is given the product of these
two integers. After receiving these numbers, the two logicians do not
have any communication at all except the following dialogue:

<<1>> Mr. P.: I do not know the two numbers.
<<2>> Mr. S.: I knew that you didn't know the two numbers.
<<3>> Mr. P.: Now I know the two numbers.
<<4>> Mr. S.: Now I know the two numbers.

Given that the above statements are absolutely truthful,
what are the two numbers?

no i dont mean nudy magazines....


i would like more skinz to choose from except plain jane