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So I erealized this didn't exist here; we need a 'drunken thread'. So it's almost 2AM here; I started drinking at 3pm yesterday, finally stopped at 12:30 or so, after we got back out of the movies, sneaking my mug out of the theater in the crotch of my pants, held up by my belt. It seemed like a good idea at the time.

We went to see the ntew pirates movie. I can't say what it was about, or much about anything at all. I'm fairly certain I was both texting and drinking in the back ot he theater while he movie was going on. I joked as I was waslking out about how my giant black dong apparently split into two, where my mug and my water bottle wheere I actually kept my liquor were two parts of the same hwole. In this case, my 'giant black dong' was about 6 inches in diameter.

Back on topic: post here if you'r drunk (pereferabley if you're legal, of course) vent, share your storeis... whatever floats your boat. If the mods/admis feel like htis isn't 'family frien'dlyt' or whatever, they are, of course, at liberty to close thise or whatever, but I really feel like this owuld be a good topic both for the poeple of legal age, to share their stories, and for those underage, to learn the adngers of alcohol, etc. On that note, drink in omderation, never drink and drive, and lal that stuf.. Make good decisions. As my coach used ot tlel me, you've got all your life to be drunki and stupid; diobt't fuck around onow.

edit: roar. Fucking hell, I should have stopped this shit hours ago. .

I want to start writing again. However, I'm having some difficulty getting started. Basically, I'm looking for some inspiration. What initially prompted me to go to romance writing was the quote from Hamlet, "When I first saw you I fell in love and you smiled because you knew." Then, playing through SilverStitch's games on Newgrounds... well, I just got in a lovey-dovey mood.


I'm looking for people willing to share their relationship stories with me (or everyone, if you'd like to post in comments, or just give me links). It might seem like a bit of a stretch, but I'm working on a story for a new girl, and quite frankly, I'd prefer not to write about my memories, past relationships or the like.

To anyone who's willing to lend a hand, thanks in advance.





-Jon

P.S. For the record, I'm looking for cutesy, relationship starting, happy times, etc. stories. I'm not looking for anything excessively vulgar/sexual.
Edit 1: I actually signed the right name for the right forum. I'm kinda shocked.
Edit 2: Post number 1000!

I've seen this on the television for a while, and it's still kinda bugging me.



"It's okay to cheat on your boyfriend if he doesn't use Kayak.com"

Maybe I'm looking a little bit too much into this...