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It's a regular class at a university. Forum

type, 300 to 400 students. The teacher is

notoriously nasty with people who are tardy and he

has a policy that when he says, "STOP," you stop

taking your exam. Well one day he yells STOP!

All the students stop and turn their tests in,

except for one student. So the teacher thinks,

"OK, I'll let him keep going to waste his time."


So five minutes pass and the late student walks up

and tries to turn in his paper. But the professor

says: Sorry I can't take your paper

Student: Why not?

Professor: Because you're late.

Student: (angrily) Do you know who I am?

Professor: (looks at the student) No.

Student: (Raises his voice) Do you know who the

**** I AM?

Professor: (acting nonchalantly) No

So the student grabs the stacks of tests, shoves

his tests in the middle of the pile and walks off.

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