Plunk

So yeah, we had our baby in December, and I'm just getting back on here for the first time in forever. Check her out.

 

 

 

This is the latest picture of me.

This is a picture of me right before the last time I shaved my beard. (I think I look way better with a huge beard.

And this is the snapchat I sent out right after I shaved my beard. Look at my shit face. Look at it and laugh!

I'm at an excellent in between weight where I'm happy with my boobs and not unhappy with the rest of it.

Same TBH.

This battery is very much alive, and now my tongue hurts.

I present to you, my entry, in two formats in case the first is not acceptable.

 

Note: If you don't want to watch the whole thing, skip to 15 seconds for the goodness.

 

Someone should make banners for the entrants for 1st place, second, all the way through to the last place. And since last place is me, it should just say, Neocodex Official Costume Contest 2013. And then have a gold star that says, "You tried." XD

I started buying up one of the books today. I spent about 30K per book, and got 101 books. The current lowest price on it is about 50K, so I'm already happy with my investment.
Also, since this hasn't been updated since March, I'm gonna go through and find the current prices on each and list them here.
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1. A Tale of Two Lupes (r40) -> 50K
2. Algebra (r40) -> 33750
3. All About Light Faeries (r40) -> 55K
4. All You Need to Know About Your JubJub (r39) -> 12K
5. Big Foot the JubJub (r35) -> 41K
6. Blumaroo Guide To Dancing (r32) -> 17500
7. Confident Kyrii (r44) -> 14500
8. Cybunny Financing (r40) -> 29500 (Found a shop with 2 at 10NP each and snagged them. SCORE!)
9. Dance Away (r30) -> 20500
10. Drawing Kiko (r40) -> 16500
11. Feed Koi (r32) -> 31K
12. Feeding Lupes (r30) -> 18K
13. Healing Koi (r35) -> 18999
14. Inside the Mind of a Lupe (r35) -> 1900
15. JubJub Manual (r40) -> 15499
16. JubJub Roll! (r37) -> 45K
17. JubJubs Day (r42) -> 15K
18. Kaus Guide to Better Grazing (r40) -> 20K
19. Keeping Peophin (r34) -> 14K
20. Kiko - Fu (r40) -> 25K
21. Kiko Care (r45) -> 17999
22. Koi Owners Manual (r38) -> 18K
23. Neopian Encyclopedia A - E (r25) -> 68K
24. Neopian Encyclopedia F - J (r40) -> 16K
25. Neopian Encyclopedia K - O (r35) -> 18400
26. Neopian Encyclopedia P - T (r35) -> 17898
27. Neopian Encyclopedia U - Z (r30) -> 17500
28. Oopsy Daisy (r40) -> 20500
29. Purple Power (r35) -> 20K
30. Radio Active Pteri Part 1 (r40) -> 20K
31. Raising Young Kau (r35) -> 16K
32. Scaredy Acara (r30) -> 24500
33. The Angry Chomby (r32) -> 15665
34. The Art Of Cybunnies (r32) -> 17950
35. The Great Chomby (r40) -> 17K
36. The Happy Blumaroo (r40) -> 13K
37. Train Koi (r40) -> 19K
38. When Your Meercas Hurt (r40) -> 17775(

Note: All these prices are the lowest from 4 searches. There may be lower, I don't have SSW, so I don't know.

Seriously, no one ever just stops, sits the person down, and talks to them. Just tell him exactly how you feel about him, that you need your space but still want to be with him, and that he can't have all his plans revolve around you. That's it.

Also, the title of the thread should be possessive man, not MEN.

I can relate to you. I try and initiate contact every once and awhile but there's nothing. Nothing at all. For no reason at all. You'd think after 4 years there'd be something. So he's just goig to his UC Santa Cruz and make vidya gaems and get rich and famous without me.

Boys fucking suck.

Thank you for generalizing my entire gender. That happens far, far too often, and all I can say is that it really should stop.
Take for instance my second relationship. After a great first year, she just kinda snapped and got super jealous and overbearing. She started telling me that I wasn't allowed to do things, (Like have ANY female friends) and even figured out my email password and started monitoring who I was talking to and what about.
Then when I got sick of dealing with everything and broke up with her, she told me she was pregnant, (One of her friends confirmed for me that she wasn't.) and (badly) photoshopped a picture of a pregnancy test to look like it was positive.
Now I could finish this by saying, "Bitches be crazy" but that's not true. The fact of the matter is that one gender isn't broken while the other is flawless, it's that there are just some people who are completely messed up. Some people are broken, some people suck, and some people are just best avoided.

Then why did you bring your personal life up?

I didn't.

Okay. The millions of casual drug users who do their jobs just fine would say otherwise.

By the way, I'm not one of them.

Edit: LOVE YOU BONE!

I finally clicked on the ninja. This is the best thread ever.

Guess I'll throw my metaphorical hat into the ring.

ABSOLUTE FAILURE.
Sorry, I didn't realize it was already over. I figured there'd be an announcement that it was closed on the front page, but I didn't see one. Maybe I'm just stupid/blind, but I don't know.

Pretty Purple Princess Negg: 2.2Mil: 510K

Edit: Also, do you have to have 500 posts to edit the DB yourself? Because I was hoping to be able to do so soon.

Ignoring the child. Nothing is lost if those sick mother fuckers are dead. Worlds a better place.

And yes, if you ignore one dying child opposed to 10 your still inhuman. God do you people even read what you post. The first word in civilization is civil.

So you're proposing that we kill off an entire race because of one incident where something like this happened? Guess you shouldn't click the links that show where a homeless man who saved a woman from being mugged was stabbed by the mugger, and 25 people passed by him without even calling for help. One guy even took a picture with his camera phone.

Another one was a woman who drowned in a public pool, and no one noticed the body for two days.

Both of those were in America.

Do you even read what you post? You're suggesting genocide is the answer to tragedy.

http://www.nypost.co...DP5ooudVuEd8fbI

http://shine.yahoo.c...or-days-2504396

http://www.newser.co...room-floor.html

I quoted the links for you in case you missed them.

Seriously, what the fuck?