Inver

Recently (just now, in fact) I've come to the conclusion that I'm terrible at sharing. Normally I'll go out of my way to cough on it or cover it with sriracha until other people can't stand it. But the worst occasions is when it happens with pretzels. I love pretzels and I normally just take a small portion in a bowl and snack on them while I'm at my computer. However, every single g-dd-mn time I do, someone in the household comes by and dips their dirty fingers into my bowl. Normally extracting the few pretzels I left for last that are just glistening with salt clusters and purpose. So I naturally begin yelling at them to get their own ration - that there's a bag in the kitchen. But I only want a FEW, Inver. Don't be greedy. But I'm not greedy. I feel like I just have a method and they're disrupting it with their terrible etiquette and lack of boundary awareness.

I'm not crazy.
However I have been googling the crap out of what my 'sharing' issues can be attributed to.

Also get your own glass of milk. I don't care if you just want a sip. It's in the kitchen.

Seriously. My roommate needs to fucking stop complaining. I don't have time to coddle his weak man-emotions any longer. You always hear people tell you that friends make crap roommates, and you never listen. Between him and my university courses I'm getting a major migraine.

So. In short: Crappy roommate stories. Regale me.

Yeah. And then they commit suicide?
And then Michigan is all: We should make a bill against bullying in response to this tragedy!
And then the Church is all: Yeah, but what if God says it's bad?
And then Michigan is all: O, lol. My bad. Bullying is okay if it conflicts with your "religious beliefs" or "moral conviction".
- In other words, bill passed to decrease bullying against gay teens make them one of the few groups that is legally okay to bully.

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Personally I think a bit of bullying make you stronger in the end for it (but that's just an extremely biased opinion based of myself. ... It is also pretty redundant.)