Homer

Hahaha awesome drawing Turnip

Super Power: Stop Time
Good: More time to learn new things. Beat traffic. Prevent accidents. Punch annoying people. Escape crazy people abusing their superpowers.
Bad: Excessive borrowing. Do nothing.

I don't really care for the "stories" everyone has to tell, I tend to visit reddit when I want to satiate my interests. I don't care about a random redditor's Christmas in 1985, etc etc. Also, a sizable portion of these stories are complete bullshit anyways.

And who doesn't have RES?

I only found out about RES just recently... wish I known sooner

You should download the Reddit Enchancement Suite. It's an addon for your browser, makes browsing and organizing reddit a lot more fun. I visit mostly the default places, WTF, PICS, Funny, Frontpage, etc. There would be periods of reddit where the site becomes a bit dead, but it always bounces back. People need to live their lives to have funny stories to tell later after all

Snowager. Just like the nice pictured items that drop.