Was this actually 5 grams of purple cocaine??? How did you sell it for that much otherwise?
Long story short, this person who felt so indebted to me won't refuse to let me go after doing something I could do in my sleep for them. I still had candy in my coat pocket and the pixy stix was the only thing that was wrapped unlike the sour patch kids stuck at the corner. So I said if they feel so strongly about it, pay everything you have in your wallet for this thing and I was half-heartedly of course in saying it.
But fuck, they gave me everything that wasn't a credit card or any type of identification or the actual wallet.
And when I left the room, I gave the money to the desk to return to them. Luckily I never saw that guy again or else it'd be super awkward I didn't actually take the money and it's not like they could trace me unless they stalked the place.