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Posted by Keil on 12 April 2018 - 05:42 PM


Was this actually 5 grams of purple cocaine??? How did you sell it for that much otherwise?


Long story short, this person who felt so indebted to me won't refuse to let me go after doing something I could do in my sleep for them. I still had candy in my coat pocket and the pixy stix was the only thing that was wrapped unlike the sour patch kids stuck at the corner. So I said if they feel so strongly about it, pay everything you have in your wallet for this thing and I was half-heartedly of course in saying it. 


But fuck, they gave me everything that wasn't a credit card or any type of identification or the actual wallet.


And when I left the room, I gave the money to the desk to return to them. Luckily I never saw that guy again or else it'd be super awkward I didn't actually take the money and it's not like they could trace me unless they stalked the place. 






Posted by Keil on 28 March 2018 - 04:16 PM


#2020162 Unpopular Opinions

Posted by Keil on 22 March 2018 - 10:16 AM

Opinions are for flavors and colors, not the marginalization of human beings.


Is that opinion validated by facts?


Posted by Keil on 17 March 2018 - 10:18 PM

Happy Birthday.

Your existence is appreciated : )

#2019728 Why is no one here??

Posted by Keil on 15 March 2018 - 11:03 AM

For me, there is a handful of close-knit and closed-minded Codexians and I (read as: Three bitter Betties) where we chat everyday in our own private discord chat. Right now we're just enjoying Dappervolk's glitches and trying to make passable entries for the Neopets Random Contest.


I'm sure if you stick around, you will find close people to talk about other people behind their backs. That's what I call true friendship.

#2019186 Private Leader Position Now Open for Applications! (+ Give us suggestions)

Posted by Keil on 07 March 2018 - 03:32 PM

Whoever decides to apply has some very large shoes to -try- and fill.

Don't scare them away !!


To be fair, I think Adam means that Coops has a shoe size so huge that it makes Shaquille O'Neal feel insecure about his.

#2018594 SOTW #138 - VOTING

Posted by Keil on 18 February 2018 - 08:44 PM

I am 93% sure who made one of the siggies just based on the aesthetics. They are have a very consistent point of view.

#2017921 Customization Contest #50

Posted by Keil on 06 January 2018 - 01:01 PM

Customization Contest #50

Theme: Invisible Pets and Beautiful Backgrounds



The focus will be the landscape and whatever world you can come up in your head.


Please note the special rules for this round:

1. The pet color must be set to invisible.

2. There must be at least two items worn and active in your customization. If it's faded in your DTI closet, it doesn't count.

3. Winners have a maximum of 2 days to reply to my PM regarding their prize redemption before they forfeit their winnings. This shit is too good to wait for your slow ass.


Also it's been 2 years since I hosted this contest. Wow, so old.


Starts: NOW!
Entries due: 11:59 AM NST Saturday January 13th
Voting ends: 11:59 PM NST Tuesday January 16th

Quick rules: send a link to a Dress to Impress outfit page to me via private messages by the due date.
Please review the full rules here!


The "It'll Be A Blast*" Mystery Prize



The "Rich & Regal" Mystery Prize




The "idk like i have this thing in my pocket for so long so im throwing it in rofl" Mystery Prize


Only the winners will know what the prizes are after choosing their prize. It is of their prerogative to reveal them to the public. 


The first place winner will receive this exclusive award: uAS02nV.png

#2017357 False alarm!

Posted by Keil on 01 December 2017 - 08:25 PM

Neopets? Compromised!?


Who would have dreamt such a thing?

#2017341 The Wraith Resurgence

Posted by Keil on 01 December 2017 - 01:37 PM

The second round of Mystic Murmurs comes from the same pool of places as the first one. My first one is ugga shinies and my current one was exquisite ambrosia.


Here's a list:


  • Anchor Management
  • Exquisite Ambrosia
  • Haunted House
  • Slushie Shop
  • Turdle Racing
  • Qasalan Delights
  • Ugga Shinies

Here's the guide to clear the fog. This person wrote it better than I could. Links are below:





(clicking this image will lead you to the topic I stole this from)

#2017068 The Wraith Resurgence

Posted by Keil on 18 November 2017 - 08:10 PM

Glitches and drama? Right in front of my salad?

#2016765 ☾ Voting - Halloween Haiku ☾

Posted by Keil on 31 October 2017 - 12:01 PM

I see no problem giving little shits to little shits.

#2013756 Dappervolk Kickstarter Tiers!

Posted by Keil on 05 August 2017 - 10:26 PM

Found this.



Edit: This too about the Kickstarter itself.


#2013731 Looking to borrow MSPP :)

Posted by Keil on 05 August 2017 - 05:37 PM

I'll vouch for Loccy, he's a good bloke :)

Good luck with a lend mate.


You Aussies and your indomitable trust. 


@Loccy PM me a username.

#2013671 Nymh's Neopetacular Summer 2017 Scavenger Hunt

Posted by Keil on 04 August 2017 - 11:30 PM

Is it too late to jump in on this?


I know i wont win buuuut


I find it admirable that you're willing to participate knowing that even if means that for as long as this contest is held, you will always be lesser and inferior than those who started at the beginning, point-wise--that no matter how much you struggle and achieve upon putting yourself out there with an effort that you and the people who truly care for you can't help but be proud of, you potentially face the impossibility of being celebrated as a part of the winner's circle of your peers. In fact, you may be looked down upon from those podium steps as something tainted and imperfect for arriving late to the starting line. That bravado is worthy of applause.


I support you.


You should do it.