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#2006077 [VOTIING] Out of Context contest

Posted by Keil on 26 April 2017 - 06:27 PM

Well now you guys did mess me up because #2 is the one 2 people submitted, so now I've got 5 winners in the top 3

 

Give us an inch, we'll take a mile.

 

Give us an extra 17 days, we'll fuck shit up.




#2005966 Tell me something good that happened to you today.

Posted by Keil on 24 April 2017 - 07:41 PM

http://imgur.com/r/funny/uGqtZ47

I am fairly certain I found @Keil doing a magic trick on TV.

This may or may not be a micro-aggression. 

 

That is clearly not me.

 

I'm not talented enough for that.




#2005775 [FINISHED] A Neopets-Related Puzzle That Will Make You Rage-Quit

Posted by Keil on 22 April 2017 - 10:59 PM

A Neopets-Related Puzzle That Will Make You Rage Quit


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Hi. My name is Keil and I enjoy seeing people squirm. It has been a while. I've came across some shocking news and decided to put my personal BD set on the line for this puzzle. It's a simple crossword puzzle and the theme is Neopets. It should be easy. You know, that easy. Like that time you were stressing to the point of panic over something that you were able to accomplish in 5 minutes and afterwards, found yourself foolish for worrying about it to the extent that you did. Sometimes it's easier just to do shit than putting it on hold. Like today. It was like any other day, except it was raining and my friend was panicking after finding out his tests for syphilis were positive. I didn't care for the friend so I decided to spend my Saturday doing whatever I want. Instead of recklessly doing whatever, I had to check emails if anything had to be done before Monday steamrolls me because I am a semi-responsible and semi-functional adult-child. In a school email, a professor requests to speak to me on the phone immediately on a Saturday morning and even gives me their personal cell phone number. The email made it seem very urgent and I was honestly scared. This was the professor whose class I slacked in because at this point in my academic career, I was like "it's whateva, Jesus take the wheel of the steamboat floating down the lazy river." But then again, anxiety into clawed my chest like a bitch. The professor doesn't have any grounds to fail me, right? I was laughing without a care in the world until I remembered. Fuck. There was that time I whistle blown. Shit. Shit. Shit. Fuck. My life is ruined. There's no turning back from this. Like, I wasted a hundred thousand dollars on this shit. Damn. Motherfuck (thanks @Coops for making me say motherfuck in real life for a year now). I contemplated snorting a line, but then I was like: fuck it all. It doesn't matter if I blow this off because the result will be the same in the end. So I picked up my cell and called my professor. She borderline screamed into the phone when asking who called her. When I said it was me, her voice softened and asked me what to order for the department party from a local bakery. Turns out, it was her carelessness that she didn't order food from campus dining early enough to make an order. The only reason why she emailed me was because she remembered that one time I bought donuts and muffins from that bakery and everyone loved it. The only reason why she didn't ask for all of this in the email is because she is old and hates email. Plus it's easier to get all this information through phone than multiple email correspondences. So I told everything I knew about the bakery and what to get to her and she hung up without saying goodbye. She's like that. I want to say she is autistic, but it would make more sense to say that she is a jerk. Especially for unknowingly putting me through all this stress for nothing. At this point, I read through the rest of my unread emails and it's all just school wide emails about upcoming events and a blood drive. Knowing full well that I have nothing to worry about for the rest of the weekend, I relaxed the way the world cursed me with: play neopets. I checked the Festival of Neggs page and it said, "Throw in a few coins into the water and you may just get what you wish for." And there I was: What the motherfuck? (fuck you, Coops). Click. Click. Click. And there it was: at the Wishing Well. That was easy. It was that easy.


Um.


Here's a puzzle.


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Across

Spoiler


Down
Spoiler


Clarifications
1. None of the images are stretched, screwed, inverted, rotated, flipped, tinted, or opaqued from their original source. They are all screenshots I took with the gyazo app and uploaded to imgur. If the size of the image is different from usual, it may be just a difference of resolution or zoom of the computer to which I have no clue how to fix.
2. Refer to the pages they are found on as the answers to be inputted.
3. Browse Neopets in English to find some of the answers, just in case it wasn't already clear in some of the clues.

Rules
1. PM me your answers in the form of listing all 13 answers or providing an image with all the boxes filled in correctly.
2. You must be the first person to have 13 clues answered correctly to win in a manner listed above.
3. You can discuss answers here or anywhere. I don't care.
4. The deadline for this puzzle is April 30, 2017 11:59 PM NST.
5. If by any chance (which I doubt) that someone 100% solves this puzzle before then, I'll update this thread and make some cheap congratulations note.
6. I will not post the answers, regardless if someone solves this puzzle or not.

Prize




Mysterious BD Set Worth at least 100m NP*

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*Contains 2 Constant Weapons, 2 Shields, a 100% Freezer, a 100% Damage Blocker, a Full Healer, and a Bomb.

Exact battle set is hidden to protect winner.



Good Luck

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#2005486 AC Drama Ongoing

Posted by Keil on 18 April 2017 - 05:30 PM

the drama is coming from inside the thread :o

 

I earned my Codies title rightfully so.




#2005347 Official Neocodex Ice Book

Posted by Keil on 16 April 2017 - 08:26 PM

@jaredyne I forgot to say it earlier, but thank you so much for being helpful for everyone during the Daily Dare. It must have been a hassle to BBCode format the prize images and post the AoB codes for each day. You really helped out a lot of people like me because seeing the thread updated each day with new informative posts makes me remember to actually play the game. I would have forgot a day and missed out on the best prize without you.

 

@Trapezeo Thank you for being you. You don't bore me and that's what counts in life.

 

@Coops You committed an atrocity against the human race with that peep counting contest and I love you for that.

 

@DonValentino You impressed me by updating your out of context contest recently and I know you have it in you to finally end it. I know I'm being severely passive aggressive to you more than usual, but that's because I care.

 

@Amethyst You irritate me on a fundamental level, but you legitimately make me rethink pressing the Doomsday button that Trump made his wife keep in the bedroom. Causing change in people is better than being goody-goody in a water cooler type of way. 

 

@Dazz Thank you for coming back to Codex. I actually enjoy reading your experiences and opinions.

 

@WarezHaxor You make me smile and I always enjoy those pseudo intelligent conversations I force upon you. You have personality that I love being around and it makes me feel at ease someone else out there is capable of ruling the world when the impending pyretic apocalypse makes us fight for clean water.




#2005186 Spring Guessing Contest

Posted by Keil on 14 April 2017 - 10:09 AM

That looks so ungodly.

 

Love it!




#2005024 Trophy Score Sender List Avatar Games

Posted by Keil on 12 April 2017 - 11:30 AM

I agree with Daviid. It would be preferable to never use a score list that uses exact scores since lurkers (let's be honest here, people get frozen from report-happy people than TNT doing their job) can control+F people's game scores and instantly report people who all have the same scores for 3 or more games of the same list.

 

But the times are really helpful and pretty good for the score it corresponds to. In general, it is always better to make your own list using other peoples' lists and the game's score/time trends as research material.




#2004963 Daily Dare 2017

Posted by Keil on 10 April 2017 - 02:23 PM

You're both lame.




#2004831 Daily Dare 2017

Posted by Keil on 08 April 2017 - 04:08 PM

@Hikimaru

 

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This implies that you just need to beat Chadley's score for each day for gold, not necessarily on the day of.




#2004686 Daily Dare 2017

Posted by Keil on 06 April 2017 - 06:10 PM

Beat Chadley! Good night!

 

Proud of you.

 

Go you, Voodoo.




#2004682 Daily Dare 2017

Posted by Keil on 06 April 2017 - 05:03 PM

Hahahaha since I am playing this game legit, my perfectionist ways won't let me just run through the game, I have to have a perfect score for each stage. (flashback to Sonic the Hedgehog game days!) This is why no one would play video games with me. I could beat Abigail's score on first round, it's the second round I keep getting hit by those shooting plants or I misjudge my jumps. Ugh. I will do it though!

 

Your can do it. Overcome your neuroticism and there's nothing you can't do.




#2004489 Skirmish Battles

Posted by Keil on 03 April 2017 - 06:28 AM

Brutes won.

 

Just according to keikaku*

 

(*Translator's note: keikaku means Brutes fucking won for once)




#2004163 Daily Dare 2017

Posted by Keil on 29 March 2017 - 07:19 AM

Another easy game, but what boggles my mind is the score gap between chadley and abigail. That gap is nonexistent between the level difficulty is the same in that score range basically Chadley's score should have been like at least 200 to give a daily feeling of satisfaction.




#2004003 Money and Meals

Posted by Keil on 27 March 2017 - 01:51 PM

Math this. I would travel anywhere within a 10 mile radius.

 

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#2003792 What are you procrastinating doing right now?

Posted by Keil on 24 March 2017 - 06:57 PM

PRAISE THE LEVEL OF PROCRASTINATION IN THIS POST.

 

How long can you procrastinate for? Leave it until the absolute last minute. I believe in you. What is it you have to do for Codex? Let me in the loop.

 

You can count on me! Emailing it for final review at 11:58 PM the day of, which is tonight.

 

You are in the loop before you knew were in the loop. 

 

*x-files theme song plays followed by a psychedelic montage of post modern art*

 

The codex top secret thingy is due tomorrow at presumably 11:59PM whenever, but I have to unfortunately submit it earlier before the post office close at like 3PM. I need to insure that shit because I don't trust almost free government services.