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#2016765 ☾ Voting - Halloween Haiku ☾

Posted by Keil on 31 October 2017 - 12:01 PM

I see no problem giving little shits to little shits.

#2013756 Dappervolk Kickstarter Tiers!

Posted by Keil on 05 August 2017 - 10:26 PM

Found this.



Edit: This too about the Kickstarter itself.


#2013731 Looking to borrow MSPP :)

Posted by Keil on 05 August 2017 - 05:37 PM

I'll vouch for Loccy, he's a good bloke :)

Good luck with a lend mate.


You Aussies and your indomitable trust. 


@Loccy PM me a username.

#2013671 Nymh's Neopetacular Summer 2017 Scavenger Hunt

Posted by Keil on 04 August 2017 - 11:30 PM

Is it too late to jump in on this?


I know i wont win buuuut


I find it admirable that you're willing to participate knowing that even if means that for as long as this contest is held, you will always be lesser and inferior than those who started at the beginning, point-wise--that no matter how much you struggle and achieve upon putting yourself out there with an effort that you and the people who truly care for you can't help but be proud of, you potentially face the impossibility of being celebrated as a part of the winner's circle of your peers. In fact, you may be looked down upon from those podium steps as something tainted and imperfect for arriving late to the starting line. That bravado is worthy of applause.


I support you.


You should do it.

#2008163 9 Months and counting! Baby in the making!

Posted by Keil on 31 May 2017 - 07:11 PM

I will.

#2007248 Customization Contest #45

Posted by Keil on 13 May 2017 - 03:06 PM

I'll take whatever is not taken since all the prizes are good. @Kakashi go ahead and pick what you'd like.

#2007032 Nostalgia thread!

Posted by Keil on 08 May 2017 - 05:57 PM

Youngsters like the whole lot of ye don't get true pain.


-When you have to visit the Healing Springs faerie every 15 minutes so you can be cured of the disease incurred from war bd challengers like the giant spyders in order to battle again.

-When TNT members like Dirigibles socialized with the player base.

-When being super rich and have a BD pet that can beat the Snowager meant something.

-When you got angry for losing a font contest with glows and shadows because of the host's bias.

-When the 6 iconer Scarab Stone Slingshot was the gold standard for beginner battlers. 

-When everyone complained that the Pant Devil was too hard to receive as an opponent so TNT added new ways to get him.

-I remember serenitysmile and Neopian Paradise.

-The blackout incident where one Royalboy Kougra (WAY BEFORE THE CONVERSION) was duped 60 times and everyone who adopted one from the pound including the original owner was frozen. 

-Neocam and the disappointment from the TNT human avatars not resembling their counterparts

#2006991 Happy Birthday, Strategist!!

Posted by Keil on 08 May 2017 - 08:54 AM

So very old.

#2006795 rupaul's drag race

Posted by Keil on 05 May 2017 - 10:47 AM

#2006318 Customization Contest #45

Posted by Keil on 29 April 2017 - 08:54 AM

@VooDoo Can I donate 5 Unhatched Elemental Dragons (Flight Rising)? I still have a good handful of things from the Advent Calendar and I couldn't get rid of it because there hasn't been too many contests in the last few months.

#2006268 Customization Contest #45

Posted by Keil on 28 April 2017 - 05:32 PM


I have to try now.

#2006243 Program Manager and Site Issues

Posted by Keil on 28 April 2017 - 09:32 AM

I deleted and redownloaded the program manager file just now and it works fine. I did spooky foods because it's an easy shop for an immediate example.



#2006077 [VOTIING] Out of Context contest

Posted by Keil on 26 April 2017 - 06:27 PM

Well now you guys did mess me up because #2 is the one 2 people submitted, so now I've got 5 winners in the top 3


Give us an inch, we'll take a mile.


Give us an extra 17 days, we'll fuck shit up.

#2005966 Tell me something good that happened to you today.

Posted by Keil on 24 April 2017 - 07:41 PM


I am fairly certain I found @Keil doing a magic trick on TV.

This may or may not be a micro-aggression. 


That is clearly not me.


I'm not talented enough for that.

#2005775 [FINISHED] A Neopets-Related Puzzle That Will Make You Rage-Quit

Posted by Keil on 22 April 2017 - 10:59 PM

A Neopets-Related Puzzle That Will Make You Rage Quit


Hi. My name is Keil and I enjoy seeing people squirm. It has been a while. I've came across some shocking news and decided to put my personal BD set on the line for this puzzle. It's a simple crossword puzzle and the theme is Neopets. It should be easy. You know, that easy. Like that time you were stressing to the point of panic over something that you were able to accomplish in 5 minutes and afterwards, found yourself foolish for worrying about it to the extent that you did. Sometimes it's easier just to do shit than putting it on hold. Like today. It was like any other day, except it was raining and my friend was panicking after finding out his tests for syphilis were positive. I didn't care for the friend so I decided to spend my Saturday doing whatever I want. Instead of recklessly doing whatever, I had to check emails if anything had to be done before Monday steamrolls me because I am a semi-responsible and semi-functional adult-child. In a school email, a professor requests to speak to me on the phone immediately on a Saturday morning and even gives me their personal cell phone number. The email made it seem very urgent and I was honestly scared. This was the professor whose class I slacked in because at this point in my academic career, I was like "it's whateva, Jesus take the wheel of the steamboat floating down the lazy river." But then again, anxiety into clawed my chest like a bitch. The professor doesn't have any grounds to fail me, right? I was laughing without a care in the world until I remembered. Fuck. There was that time I whistle blown. Shit. Shit. Shit. Fuck. My life is ruined. There's no turning back from this. Like, I wasted a hundred thousand dollars on this shit. Damn. Motherfuck (thanks @Coops for making me say motherfuck in real life for a year now). I contemplated snorting a line, but then I was like: fuck it all. It doesn't matter if I blow this off because the result will be the same in the end. So I picked up my cell and called my professor. She borderline screamed into the phone when asking who called her. When I said it was me, her voice softened and asked me what to order for the department party from a local bakery. Turns out, it was her carelessness that she didn't order food from campus dining early enough to make an order. The only reason why she emailed me was because she remembered that one time I bought donuts and muffins from that bakery and everyone loved it. The only reason why she didn't ask for all of this in the email is because she is old and hates email. Plus it's easier to get all this information through phone than multiple email correspondences. So I told everything I knew about the bakery and what to get to her and she hung up without saying goodbye. She's like that. I want to say she is autistic, but it would make more sense to say that she is a jerk. Especially for unknowingly putting me through all this stress for nothing. At this point, I read through the rest of my unread emails and it's all just school wide emails about upcoming events and a blood drive. Knowing full well that I have nothing to worry about for the rest of the weekend, I relaxed the way the world cursed me with: play neopets. I checked the Festival of Neggs page and it said, "Throw in a few coins into the water and you may just get what you wish for." And there I was: What the motherfuck? (fuck you, Coops). Click. Click. Click. And there it was: at the Wishing Well. That was easy. It was that easy.


Here's a puzzle.





1. None of the images are stretched, screwed, inverted, rotated, flipped, tinted, or opaqued from their original source. They are all screenshots I took with the gyazo app and uploaded to imgur. If the size of the image is different from usual, it may be just a difference of resolution or zoom of the computer to which I have no clue how to fix.
2. Refer to the pages they are found on as the answers to be inputted.
3. Browse Neopets in English to find some of the answers, just in case it wasn't already clear in some of the clues.

1. PM me your answers in the form of listing all 13 answers or providing an image with all the boxes filled in correctly.
2. You must be the first person to have 13 clues answered correctly to win in a manner listed above.
3. You can discuss answers here or anywhere. I don't care.
4. The deadline for this puzzle is April 30, 2017 11:59 PM NST.
5. If by any chance (which I doubt) that someone 100% solves this puzzle before then, I'll update this thread and make some cheap congratulations note.
6. I will not post the answers, regardless if someone solves this puzzle or not.


Mysterious BD Set Worth at least 100m NP*


*Contains 2 Constant Weapons, 2 Shields, a 100% Freezer, a 100% Damage Blocker, a Full Healer, and a Bomb.

Exact battle set is hidden to protect winner.

Good Luck