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KeilMember Since 15 Apr 2011
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Hey you. The one looking at my profile. Strike a conversation with me. Don't know how to? Ask a question. Do it. There must be a reason why you went to my profile in the first place. Might as well make the most of it. Conversations with people you never talk to on a regular basis enrich your life and even if it causes you pain and suffering, it'll be better than living your sad, sad life the same exact way as the day before and expecting something great out of it. That reminds me of a great quote I live by. It goes: "Fuck your indecision and fear. Just PM me." I wrote that quote. Go ahead.
Shoot me a PM.
please. im lonely
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Posted by Keil on 19 January 2012 - 11:47 PM
Posted by Keil on 19 January 2012 - 03:38 AM
Here's the story: I am looking for a fully coded custom userlookup with intentions to win the userlookup spotlight. I want the layout to be as grandiose and eye-appealing with the images and color theme I'll provide as possible without blinding the masses. If possible, I would like custom made graphics to be drawn. I will tell the theme to the person I find best to carry out my request. My expectations of the userlookup should be on the same, if not, on a higher level compared to these premade layouts:
The layout should match the level of complexity with example #3 the most. The general trend is that they all must diverge from the default userlookup layout.
1. Ample Graphics Experience to make userlookups on par with past UL Spotlight contest winners. (Reference: http://www.neopets.c...spotlight.phtml)
2. Ample HTML/CSS to code a userlookup layout
Optional: Being able to create custom graphics by drawing and digital design.
1. Make a userlookup with equal or of greater caliber compared to the three SunnyNeo examples listed above.
2. Make the lookup within a 20 day period upon being hired using the layout blue print I'll provide that will include dimensions and placement of graphics.
3. Maintain communication at least every two days to keep me updated and to listen in for my input.
4. Being able to communicate well though PM's or mutually agreed method of messenger; ability to say opinions, bounce off ideas, state when you'll be taking a break, uninhibited to state any concerns, basically someone who isn't brain-dead and unresponsive. Talkative people preferred, but not mandatory.
1. At least 10 million NP PURE or in the form of ETS items of your choosing OR 6 Month NeoCodex Gold Advanced Subscription fully paid by me (to be discussed upon hiring). Bonuses are included if I'm truly impressed AND if I win the userlookup spotlight. Payment can be negotiated.
2. My word of mouth if you seek future graphics requests from the NeoCodex Community
3. My frozen, cracked heart. I'll even microwave it to a suitable temperature if it pleases you.
How to Apply:
1. PM me a screenshot of  userlookup layout completely of your own creation PLUS  example of any type of graphics which includes original art, comics, avatars, signatures, anything creative that shows me you're skills are perfect for this request. Both examples are preferred to be Neo-Related, but non-Neo-Related examples are acceptable. All components which includes modified graphics and coding must be yours. Original images from Neopets or art drawn by other digital artists does not count as a component. OPTIONAL: If you do so feel comfortable, you may PM me a link of your work in Neopets. I will not release any information sent to me. You have my word as a frequent trader and as a NeoCodexian.
2. Include the following information in your PM:
Estimated time to complete the project: (If you can finish it in less than 20 days, awesome, if not, no pressure )
Available Times: (state what times in Neopets Standard Time you would most likely be working on this request and most likely to respond to my messages)
Preferred form of payment: (pure, subscription, ETS, possibly NC items but that can difficult for me to obtain if not buyable).
Applications Due: January 28th, 2012 12:00 AM NST
If you have general questions, you may post it in this board. There may be others with the same question. If you have questions that you feel more comfortable being private, feel free to PM me.
Thank you and Good Luck!
Even if you are hesitant to apply, please apply! I may hire a 2nd person (with similar rewards) to make a permanent shop layout for me. Also, I'll be happy to critique any work with fine detail if you do so request me so even if you won't apply for my request.I wish you all the best with your future Neopets Endeavors!
Posted by Keil on 06 January 2012 - 01:13 AM
10 @ 99.9k = 999k
Increased: 2 HP
+0 HP - 8 times***
+1 HP - 2 times
+2 HP - 0 times
Approximately - 500K per Hit Point
***Possible Note: Test Subject had 268 HP initially. Is there a possible limit at 270 HP with Energizing Elixir?
Posted by Keil on 04 January 2012 - 02:02 PM
- Best Homoerotic User
- Most Homoerotic Pose
- Made Nymh Homoerotic
- Most Homoerotic Picture
- Least Homoerotic
- Most Homoerotic Trollface
- Homoerotic Real Picture
- Trollface That Made Scot Homoerotic The Most
- Totally Random Mystery Criteria (Homoerotic)
Posted by Keil on 04 January 2012 - 01:33 AM
Movies are not in any specific order
One is not like the others. It's late and I can't find the energy to really think.
Posted by Keil on 03 January 2012 - 04:36 PM
That color reminds me of the Space Faerie except the stars start on the head instead of the legs. I can see this being a popular color as the twilight portion of the color can be easily be covered with a dress and shoes.
Posted by Keil on 03 January 2012 - 01:19 PM
Roll of Film Challenge:
Posted by Keil on 28 December 2011 - 02:50 PM
Edit: Fixed Tags.
Bitchy Anger (Please don't read as I lack logic.and this is mostly for venting after hours in the mall looking for the non-existent. I am aware that this challenge will altered later as Scot stated before.
So these cleaning pads are household items? I don't mind the field trip as long as the item can be found in most households. It would of been fun to take a picture of a shelf of shampoos or food at a store, but this is just murder for people without access to Walmarts, have Walmarts in their general area but doesn't follow suit with standard stations, or have billions of stores nearby but none have these pads.
- I will pick the name of an ordinary household item.
I do apologize for assuming walmarts were everywhere. Foreign members please PM me for an alternate challenge.
If non-US NeoCodexians do get an easier challenge, I'll... do nothing and sob in the corner. I spent so much time on this that I feel like I should get some credit. At this point it's not about the prizes for me. It's about feeling accomplished with something I don't do on a normal basis and having fun beating other people at a new game.
Keil's Picture Story Time Post
One day there was a Physics major named Keil. Scot posted a challenge to take a picture of a Cleaning Pad that can be found in Walmart. Unfortunately, there are no Walmarts near him, But alas, he took on the task!
Upon arriving the Palisades Mall, he first checked Target. After browsing through all the pillars, he didn't find any pads; only fire extinguishers, price checkers, and dirty hoses. His hopes has yet to be not crushed. He got the idea that *maybe* those pads can be found in the janitorial closests. Upon trespassing the employee only sector, he found a closet. Will he enter and find success?
Bitch please. I'd do anything to win
Unfortunately, he found no pads in Target's janitor closets. Maybe JCPenny has Keil's key to be King of this scavenger hunt.
"Third time's a charm", he says. This time, he trespasses upon Best Buy's janitor closet.
As you can see, third time's not a charm. This challenge is making him insane and starting to make him blood-lust
Macy's, Brookstone's, Sephora, Bed Bath & Beyond, Old Navy, the 99 cent store... and so on does not yield the richest prize for the poor college student. After each store, he loses patience, hope, and bits of his sanity. After losing his sanity completely, he decided to take pictures of random stuff upon wandering around the warehouses behind many stores.
SUCK IT, BRITCHES AND HOSE!
If I don't find those mystical pads, some poor victim will be needing this.
The good person in me is happy that Model's Sporting Goods is ready to combat fires. The Arsonist in me wants to start one.
At the end of the Mall, a wild Burlingtons Coat Factory appeared! Keil uses Agility. His speed sharply rose! He dashed past every pillar making huge tracks in the tall carpet until a Wild Special Pillar! Mother of God, has he finally encountered his fate?
NOPE! Chuck Just-a Pan, a broom, and Christmas Sale Poster. Wild Pillar use Trick. Keil use Rage.
Keil use Last Resort. He went to BJ's. The dirty warehouse should have those coveted pads. He searched and searched. Security sucks there. He smugly strutted to back of the store. There, he pretended to drive a forklift and climbed a mountain of water bottles. Above all, he had his fill of free samples. He sees something in the distance. It's huge, attached to a wall, and it's a...
Defeated, his head droops in failure as he exits the disappointing warehouse. BJ'S Y U NO HAVE SPILL PAD STATION? At the slightest glimpse, he find something peculiar hanging from the steel bearings. He tugs on it. A yellow tarp pops out. Out of sheer joy, he found what he was looking for... kinda...
SUCCESS! It was technically a Spill Station. A ghetto one. A really ghetto one.They expect people to be safe by putting that yellow caution tarp on the floor. Meh. Seems Legit. Lol America. You're so prepared for any toxic chemical spill. You're so special and I love you.
At that moment in the end of his journey, he had a deep epiphany. He realized that the Spill Station he found and all that effort of searching for the holy pads was...
Posted by Keil on 23 December 2011 - 10:18 PM
Round 3 Challenge: Find and take a pic of a black shoelace inside of an empty 2-liter bottle of Coca Cola or Pepsi.
YES! I thought it'd be an impossible one. I'll upload my picture sometime today after I down 2 liters. No way in hell I'd drink that much before I sleep. Btw, I like the creativity.
Posted by Keil on 30 October 2011 - 03:47 PM
After taking Applied Math II, geometry and algebra became really hard
Posted by Keil on 13 August 2011 - 03:35 AM
Posted by Keil on 29 July 2011 - 09:47 PM
Putting that aside, I hope you find the kind amazing people here beyond the hard outer shells. I wish you the best of luck with whatever you do!
Posted by Keil on 22 July 2011 - 06:20 PM
I am a trader above anything else on this forum. If you hypothetically look at my private messages, almost all of them are business related. I know how to spot a possible scammer and know how to prevent it by being skeptical and by asking a middleman because it is necessary. I also admit that a lot of people don't share the same trade-smarts as I do. But I really believe that imposing a post count (even if you consider 100 posts to be light requirement) wouldn't change the scams occuring. As previously mentioned there can be more senior members of NeoCodex who builds up trust to scam later and junior members who spam to reach that post count just to scam when they reach it.
I really like the idea of having 25 posts to be able to have access to the trading post. It gives people at least a taste of what this forum is without hindering the trading activity in the forum. It also doesn't completely block off potential sellers that the buyers in the forums demand. I know for a fact that NC card sellers are currently at a low and from experience, all NC card sellers I've traded with in this forum are people with low post counts and/or only have 3 or 4 trader scores. I'd rather not spend real money on NC just because I can't find a seller here.
Posted by Keil on 21 June 2011 - 06:09 PM