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KeilMember Since 15 Apr 2011
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Hey you. The one looking at my profile. Strike a conversation with me. Don't know how to? Ask a question. Do it. There must be a reason why you went to my profile in the first place. Might as well make the most of it. Conversations with people you never talk to on a regular basis enrich your life and even if it causes you pain and suffering, it'll be better than living your sad, sad life the same exact way as the day before and expecting something great out of it. That reminds me of a great quote I live by. It goes: "Fuck your indecision and fear. Just PM me." I wrote that quote. Go ahead.
Shoot me a PM.
please. im lonely
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Posted by Keil on 03 January 2012 - 01:19 PM
Roll of Film Challenge:
Posted by Keil on 28 December 2011 - 02:50 PM
Edit: Fixed Tags.
Bitchy Anger (Please don't read as I lack logic.and this is mostly for venting after hours in the mall looking for the non-existent. I am aware that this challenge will altered later as Scot stated before.
So these cleaning pads are household items? I don't mind the field trip as long as the item can be found in most households. It would of been fun to take a picture of a shelf of shampoos or food at a store, but this is just murder for people without access to Walmarts, have Walmarts in their general area but doesn't follow suit with standard stations, or have billions of stores nearby but none have these pads.
- I will pick the name of an ordinary household item.
I do apologize for assuming walmarts were everywhere. Foreign members please PM me for an alternate challenge.
If non-US NeoCodexians do get an easier challenge, I'll... do nothing and sob in the corner. I spent so much time on this that I feel like I should get some credit. At this point it's not about the prizes for me. It's about feeling accomplished with something I don't do on a normal basis and having fun beating other people at a new game.
Keil's Picture Story Time Post
One day there was a Physics major named Keil. Scot posted a challenge to take a picture of a Cleaning Pad that can be found in Walmart. Unfortunately, there are no Walmarts near him, But alas, he took on the task!
Upon arriving the Palisades Mall, he first checked Target. After browsing through all the pillars, he didn't find any pads; only fire extinguishers, price checkers, and dirty hoses. His hopes has yet to be not crushed. He got the idea that *maybe* those pads can be found in the janitorial closests. Upon trespassing the employee only sector, he found a closet. Will he enter and find success?
Bitch please. I'd do anything to win
Unfortunately, he found no pads in Target's janitor closets. Maybe JCPenny has Keil's key to be King of this scavenger hunt.
"Third time's a charm", he says. This time, he trespasses upon Best Buy's janitor closet.
As you can see, third time's not a charm. This challenge is making him insane and starting to make him blood-lust
Macy's, Brookstone's, Sephora, Bed Bath & Beyond, Old Navy, the 99 cent store... and so on does not yield the richest prize for the poor college student. After each store, he loses patience, hope, and bits of his sanity. After losing his sanity completely, he decided to take pictures of random stuff upon wandering around the warehouses behind many stores.
SUCK IT, BRITCHES AND HOSE!
If I don't find those mystical pads, some poor victim will be needing this.
The good person in me is happy that Model's Sporting Goods is ready to combat fires. The Arsonist in me wants to start one.
At the end of the Mall, a wild Burlingtons Coat Factory appeared! Keil uses Agility. His speed sharply rose! He dashed past every pillar making huge tracks in the tall carpet until a Wild Special Pillar! Mother of God, has he finally encountered his fate?
NOPE! Chuck Just-a Pan, a broom, and Christmas Sale Poster. Wild Pillar use Trick. Keil use Rage.
Keil use Last Resort. He went to BJ's. The dirty warehouse should have those coveted pads. He searched and searched. Security sucks there. He smugly strutted to back of the store. There, he pretended to drive a forklift and climbed a mountain of water bottles. Above all, he had his fill of free samples. He sees something in the distance. It's huge, attached to a wall, and it's a...
Defeated, his head droops in failure as he exits the disappointing warehouse. BJ'S Y U NO HAVE SPILL PAD STATION? At the slightest glimpse, he find something peculiar hanging from the steel bearings. He tugs on it. A yellow tarp pops out. Out of sheer joy, he found what he was looking for... kinda...
SUCCESS! It was technically a Spill Station. A ghetto one. A really ghetto one.They expect people to be safe by putting that yellow caution tarp on the floor. Meh. Seems Legit. Lol America. You're so prepared for any toxic chemical spill. You're so special and I love you.
At that moment in the end of his journey, he had a deep epiphany. He realized that the Spill Station he found and all that effort of searching for the holy pads was...
Posted by Keil on 23 December 2011 - 10:18 PM
Round 3 Challenge: Find and take a pic of a black shoelace inside of an empty 2-liter bottle of Coca Cola or Pepsi.
YES! I thought it'd be an impossible one. I'll upload my picture sometime today after I down 2 liters. No way in hell I'd drink that much before I sleep. Btw, I like the creativity.
Posted by Keil on 30 October 2011 - 03:47 PM
After taking Applied Math II, geometry and algebra became really hard
Posted by Keil on 13 August 2011 - 03:35 AM
Posted by Keil on 29 July 2011 - 09:47 PM
Putting that aside, I hope you find the kind amazing people here beyond the hard outer shells. I wish you the best of luck with whatever you do!
Posted by Keil on 22 July 2011 - 06:20 PM
I am a trader above anything else on this forum. If you hypothetically look at my private messages, almost all of them are business related. I know how to spot a possible scammer and know how to prevent it by being skeptical and by asking a middleman because it is necessary. I also admit that a lot of people don't share the same trade-smarts as I do. But I really believe that imposing a post count (even if you consider 100 posts to be light requirement) wouldn't change the scams occuring. As previously mentioned there can be more senior members of NeoCodex who builds up trust to scam later and junior members who spam to reach that post count just to scam when they reach it.
I really like the idea of having 25 posts to be able to have access to the trading post. It gives people at least a taste of what this forum is without hindering the trading activity in the forum. It also doesn't completely block off potential sellers that the buyers in the forums demand. I know for a fact that NC card sellers are currently at a low and from experience, all NC card sellers I've traded with in this forum are people with low post counts and/or only have 3 or 4 trader scores. I'd rather not spend real money on NC just because I can't find a seller here.
Posted by Keil on 21 June 2011 - 06:09 PM
Posted by Keil on 20 June 2011 - 05:25 PM
I'm curious...the one person selling Swamp Gas PB on the trading post...how long till he gets iced?
Why would they be iced? Getting PB's for the most part are luck. Nowadays, there's many opportunities to get paintbrushes but requires luck like the Fruit Machine, Wheel of Extravagance, Nerkmids, RE etc. I don't see why they would get iced for being lucky.
Posted by Keil on 18 June 2011 - 09:24 AM
A: Don't come across as ignorant by not using punctuation and grammar correctly with your title. Don't come across as irksome by not reading the pinned topics that actually already answers your question.
Posted by Keil on 10 June 2011 - 01:34 PM
My method is using two different accounts for buying pets. One account is the payer and the other is the receiver of the pet. A lot of the traders here are responsible and quick (judgement is vital) so I have no issues going first despite me having a much higher trader score. I'm not sure why people bug out when doing pet trades. I've done at least 15 pet purchases in which I tell them where to send the pet on Account A and me paying them NP through trades with Account B. I use transfers all the time because I had a bad experience with using the pound system even with the pet transfer program (mostly my stupidity). I haven't been frozen so far and neither any of my sellers. Just make sure that Account B is not always the same accounts meaning that I rotate when paying. It looks suspicious when one account keeps heaps of losing money to junk trades. Take this advice in any direction you want.
Posted by Keil on 06 June 2011 - 04:31 PM
I dunno why, but since you outwardly suggested that we should rep you for this, I feel rebellious and I shall not rep you. I would of definitely given you rep if you didn't ask for it. Stupid mentality.
Posted by Keil on 04 June 2011 - 08:15 PM
Lab Map Piece @ 9:13:45 PM NST
25K @ 9:15:51 PM NST
100,001 NP @ 9:16:11 PM
Will you have a chart of some sort of graph showing the probability of each outcome? Someone already did one on the other board, but it would be nice if there was one here in the guide.
Posted by Keil on 27 May 2011 - 10:11 AM
Just a Reminder to those who will use this code during the Altador Cup: Don't SPAM the spacebar and the swiftly send your score. Wait 5 seconds before sending score. I was playing legit and I won really fast and I was reviewed A LOT for this game last year during the practice rounds. I never got frozen, but it was annoying to get 15+ neomails about approved shootout scores.