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#1547739 [xkcd] Sloppier Than Fiction

Posted by Keil on 19 January 2012 - 11:47 PM

I wish that I knew that comeback when acquaintances keeps telling me about their love dramas and end with "If my life was a movie..." in the past when I honestly don't even care. Now I'm looking forward to the next opportunity

#1547368 [BIG REQUEST!!!] Seeking Custom Userlookup Layout Request. Applic...

Posted by Keil on 19 January 2012 - 03:38 AM

I had a very successful gallery layout request completed and I thought I'd go a bit higher.

Here's the story: I am looking for a fully coded custom userlookup with intentions to win the userlookup spotlight. I want the layout to be as grandiose and eye-appealing with the images and color theme I'll provide as possible without blinding the masses. If possible, I would like custom made graphics to be drawn. I will tell the theme to the person I find best to carry out my request. My expectations of the userlookup should be on the same, if not, on a higher level compared to these premade layouts:

Example 1


Example 2


Example 3

The layout should match the level of complexity with example #3 the most. The general trend is that they all must diverge from the default userlookup layout.

1. Ample Graphics Experience to make userlookups on par with past UL Spotlight contest winners. (Reference: http://www.neopets.c...spotlight.phtml)
2. Ample HTML/CSS to code a userlookup layout
Optional: Being able to create custom graphics by drawing and digital design.
1. Make a userlookup with equal or of greater caliber compared to the three SunnyNeo examples listed above.
2. Make the lookup within a 20 day period upon being hired using the layout blue print I'll provide that will include dimensions and placement of graphics.
3. Maintain communication at least every two days to keep me updated and to listen in for my input.
4. Being able to communicate well though PM's or mutually agreed method of messenger; ability to say opinions, bounce off ideas, state when you'll be taking a break, uninhibited to state any concerns, basically someone who isn't brain-dead and unresponsive. Talkative people preferred, but not mandatory.
1. At least 10 million NP PURE or in the form of ETS items of your choosing OR 6 Month NeoCodex Gold Advanced Subscription fully paid by me (to be discussed upon hiring). Bonuses are included if I'm truly impressed AND if I win the userlookup spotlight. Payment can be negotiated.
2. My word of mouth if you seek future graphics requests from the NeoCodex Community
3. My frozen, cracked heart. I'll even microwave it to a suitable temperature if it pleases you.

How to Apply:
1. PM me a screenshot of [1] userlookup layout completely of your own creation PLUS [1] example of any type of graphics which includes original art, comics, avatars, signatures, anything creative that shows me you're skills are perfect for this request. Both examples are preferred to be Neo-Related, but non-Neo-Related examples are acceptable. All components which includes modified graphics and coding must be yours. Original images from Neopets or art drawn by other digital artists does not count as a component. OPTIONAL: If you do so feel comfortable, you may PM me a link of your work in Neopets. I will not release any information sent to me. You have my word as a frequent trader and as a NeoCodexian.
2. Include the following information in your PM:
Preferred Name:
Estimated time to complete the project: (If you can finish it in less than 20 days, awesome, if not, no pressure )
Available Times: (state what times in Neopets Standard Time you would most likely be working on this request and most likely to respond to my messages)
Preferred form of payment: (pure, subscription, ETS, possibly NC items but that can difficult for me to obtain if not buyable).

Applications Due: January 28th, 2012 12:00 AM NST

If you have general questions, you may post it in this board. There may be others with the same question. If you have questions that you feel more comfortable being private, feel free to PM me.

Thank you and Good Luck!
Even if you are hesitant to apply, please apply! I may hire a 2nd person (with similar rewards) to make a permanent shop layout for me. Also, I'll be happy to critique any work with fine detail if you do so request me so even if you won't apply for my request.I wish you all the best with your future Neopets Endeavors!

-Keil Aveda

#1543672 Stat Increaser Tests and Results

Posted by Keil on 06 January 2012 - 01:13 AM

Energising Elixir

10 @ 99.9k = 999k

Increased: 2 HP

+0 HP - 8 times***
+1 HP - 2 times
+2 HP - 0 times

Approximately - 500K per Hit Point

***Possible Note: Test Subject had 268 HP initially. Is there a possible limit at 270 HP with Energizing Elixir?

#1543169 Scotty Nymhantino Presents: The Great Codex Scavenger Hunt

Posted by Keil on 04 January 2012 - 02:02 PM

  • Best Homoerotic User
  • Most Homoerotic Pose
  • Made Nymh Homoerotic
  • Most Homoerotic Picture
  • Least Homoerotic
  • Most Homoerotic Trollface
  • Homoerotic Real Picture
  • Trollface That Made Scot Homoerotic The Most
  • Totally Random Mystery Criteria (Homoerotic)
Did I get most of them right?

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#1543033 Top 5 movies

Posted by Keil on 04 January 2012 - 01:33 AM

Please don't judge my tastes

Movies are not in any specific order

Boondocks Saints
Finding Nemo
Lion King

One is not like the others. It's late and I can't find the energy to really think.

#1542921 New Color: Eventide

Posted by Keil on 03 January 2012 - 04:36 PM

okay. yes. you go first.

That color reminds me of the Space Faerie except the stars start on the head instead of the legs. I can see this being a popular color as the twilight portion of the color can be easily be covered with a dress and shoes.

#1542865 Scotty Nymhantino Presents: The Great Codex Scavenger Hunt

Posted by Keil on 03 January 2012 - 01:19 PM

This is for you, Scot. Freshly Painted and Trolling.

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Roll of Film Challenge:
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#1541312 Scotty Nymhantino Presents: The Great Codex Scavenger Hunt

Posted by Keil on 28 December 2011 - 02:50 PM

Welcome to Keil's Bitchy Anger Thread and Story Time Post. Please prepare your pitchforks or jammies. I apologize because I spend 6 freaking hours looking at the 9th or 10th biggest mall in America to find out that if something toxic is spilled, everyone'll die. I am aware that this doesn't count for the scavenger hunt, but it was fun making it all.

Edit: Fixed Tags.

Bitchy Anger (Please don't read as I lack logic.and this is mostly for venting after hours in the mall looking for the non-existent. I am aware that this challenge will altered later as Scot stated before.

Keil's Picture Story Time Post

#1540022 Scotty Nymhantino Presents: The Great Codex Scavenger Hunt

Posted by Keil on 23 December 2011 - 10:18 PM

Round 3 Challenge: Find and take a pic of a black shoelace inside of an empty 2-liter bottle of Coca Cola or Pepsi.

YES! I thought it'd be an impossible one. I'll upload my picture sometime today after I down 2 liters. No way in hell I'd drink that much before I sleep. Btw, I like the creativity. :thumbsup:

#1526118 Trader score.

Posted by Keil on 06 November 2011 - 01:00 PM

1. Communicate.
2. Tell them to follow this guide: http://www.neocodex....-rating-system/

#1523504 QUICK

Posted by Keil on 30 October 2011 - 03:47 PM

Covered Area = 80 - 8x - 10(8-x) - x(10-x). I really have no clue. All I did was just find the areas of the uncovered triangle. Once you multiple things through the equation will look like a quadratic.

After taking Applied Math II, geometry and algebra became really hard

#1499420 Last time you cried

Posted by Keil on 13 August 2011 - 03:35 AM

I watched the first 10 minutes of Up.

#1493598 Ello, poppet ;)

Posted by Keil on 29 July 2011 - 09:47 PM

Life is indeed hard. I'm going to owe over 1 million dollars when I'm done with 8 years of school and I'll probably pay it off in 10 years.

Putting that aside, I hope you find the kind amazing people here beyond the hard outer shells. I wish you the best of luck with whatever you do!

#1489890 Trading Post Scamming and everything

Posted by Keil on 22 July 2011 - 06:20 PM

I'm typing this because I'm bored.

I am a trader above anything else on this forum. If you hypothetically look at my private messages, almost all of them are business related. I know how to spot a possible scammer and know how to prevent it by being skeptical and by asking a middleman because it is necessary. I also admit that a lot of people don't share the same trade-smarts as I do. But I really believe that imposing a post count (even if you consider 100 posts to be light requirement) wouldn't change the scams occuring. As previously mentioned there can be more senior members of NeoCodex who builds up trust to scam later and junior members who spam to reach that post count just to scam when they reach it.

I really like the idea of having 25 posts to be able to have access to the trading post. It gives people at least a taste of what this forum is without hindering the trading activity in the forum. It also doesn't completely block off potential sellers that the buyers in the forums demand. I know for a fact that NC card sellers are currently at a low and from experience, all NC card sellers I've traded with in this forum are people with low post counts and/or only have 3 or 4 trader scores. I'd rather not spend real money on NC just because I can't find a seller here.

I eloquently propose that if possible, have a javascript/flash contract pop up when you enter the trading post for the very first time. It states specific information about the trading post (mostly from the only stickied thread) that all traders much know such as if "I don't use a middleman and then I get scammed, I will not get butt hurt because I took the risk". They must check the box before having actual access to the forum. If they don't read over the contract, they truly deserve to be scammed.

#1473089 What were you like as a n00b?

Posted by Keil on 21 June 2011 - 06:09 PM

When I was a n00b (can't say I'm not one still), I believed that Neopets was a magical world like Pokemon where you can become a master by training everyday. I beat weak BD opponents like Chia Clown everyday thinking that my pet would get stronger and gain experience. Gave up once the Chia Clown can kill my pet every single time in one attack. I played games like guess the card because I wanted my pet to be a psychic type.