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#1580903 Am i the only one that thinks TNT is absolutely worthless?

Posted by Keil on 05 May 2012 - 10:09 PM

I quit neopets because I was in it for the money. Ever since I focused more on my work lately, I really saw the value of neopets on a broader perspective; it has none except in the trading business, but even then, it's pocket change compared to investing your time into something more worthwhile; even working part time in a 7/11 is more worthwhile since trading stuff for other takes time with bumping boards and checking PM's.

Edit: Bad response. I forgot the topic when I wrote that ^

Neopets is lame. Once upon a time, avatars were being released every pet day and even more frequently with random theme days. They just don't cater to the instrinsic non-monetary value of the players.

#1565534 Altador Plot Autocompleter

Posted by Keil on 20 March 2012 - 11:41 AM

You Got Another Rock. You So Silly, JubJubs.

I love programs with an attitude. I finished the Water Part. Program is rockin' the gear-grindin'


#1564831 Neocodex Average Age?

Posted by Keil on 18 March 2012 - 08:12 AM

I am (follow as written, disregard PEMDAS):

[the sum of the 3 digits of the number code that appears when a page is broken or non-existent]

Multiple by

[number of fingers of Y U NO Guy]

Divide by

[number of pi orbitals in lead triphenyl hydroxide]

Raise to the power of

[the sum of the 3 digits of the number code that appears when a page is denied for]

Multiply by

[number of fucks given for Whitney Houston after 2 weeks of her death/ number of fucks given when SOPA/PIPA/ACTA was introduced]

Add with

[number of background fish in the first frame of the "Pushing Patrick Meme" multiplied by the number of background fish in the second frame]

Add with

[number of "bubbles" on Derpy's Cutie Mark]


[number of maximum number of Pokémon you can carry with you at any time]

= my age

Answer: Ask me in tinychat when I'm there.

#1561015 Faerie Quest Frequency Survey Year 2012

Posted by Keil on 28 February 2012 - 10:13 AM


Even you, that person who posted only once.

Use this information to price out FFQ's to whatever seems fair now that there's a deeper perspective on its rarity.

#1558794 Advanced Member Competition

Posted by Keil on 20 February 2012 - 01:00 PM

Those earphones would be perfect when my roommate is having sex two meters away from me. Fuck being sexiled. As long as they're both under the covers, I shall not need to utilize my energy to scavenge a fuck to present.

#1553769 Faerie Quest Frequency Survey Year 2012

Posted by Keil on 08 February 2012 - 06:39 AM

Thank you everyone who contributed to this mini-survey! The data below is the cumulative data for the entire site event. The spoiler below has the data separated into 3-6 day intervals. Words cannot express my gratitude for everyone's participation. Instead, enjoy this image.

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Number of Accounts That Participated: 1157
Fire: 12.88%
Water: 12.19%
Earth: 13.83%
Dark: 10.20%
Air: 15.99%
Light: 12.19%
Space: 1.99%
Battle: 8.99%
Faerie Queen: 4.75%
Crafting: 2.88%
Fountain: 2.07%

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#1553243 How lucky are you?

Posted by Keil on 06 February 2012 - 04:44 PM

I got someone else frozen, TNT froze them, or she felt cornered and had to self-freeze. I was just too annoyed of them. They ABed and SSed, but I honestly don't give a fuck about that. I was more bothered that she was just too obnoxious and really was a pain in the ass in both the guild I'm in, the AC, and the BDC. They spoke in r00d language (much worse than ch4t5p33K) which irks me so. So I reported something as simple as an impossible score. They got frozen the next day.

I consider this very lucky because of the following:
1. TNT gave a fuck about my report (or actually did their job, idgaf)
2. I was about to full on-curse via boards and neomail and her being frozen saved my 60+ month main from silencing.
3. They never spammed any boards and the world is now tolerable.

#1552115 How much time do you spend actually playing neopets?

Posted by Keil on 02 February 2012 - 08:22 PM

Time Lurking/NC Trading: 10 hours a week
Time Playing Neopets: >1 Hour
Time ABing: 168 Hours with circulated accounts
Time Feeling Awesome About Living Chilhood Dream: Timeless.

#1551753 How many people on neopets do you know in real life?

Posted by Keil on 01 February 2012 - 05:01 PM

I know two other people who played neopets and at least 10 people who used to play. Sadly, the two I know who currently play neopets, play legitimately. Such a tragedy.

When we're together talking about neopets in public, there is always a random straggler who joins in the conversation and pridefully stated that they used to play.

#1547739 [xkcd] Sloppier Than Fiction

Posted by Keil on 19 January 2012 - 11:47 PM

I wish that I knew that comeback when acquaintances keeps telling me about their love dramas and end with "If my life was a movie..." in the past when I honestly don't even care. Now I'm looking forward to the next opportunity

#1547368 [BIG REQUEST!!!] Seeking Custom Userlookup Layout Request. Applic...

Posted by Keil on 19 January 2012 - 03:38 AM

I had a very successful gallery layout request completed and I thought I'd go a bit higher.

Here's the story: I am looking for a fully coded custom userlookup with intentions to win the userlookup spotlight. I want the layout to be as grandiose and eye-appealing with the images and color theme I'll provide as possible without blinding the masses. If possible, I would like custom made graphics to be drawn. I will tell the theme to the person I find best to carry out my request. My expectations of the userlookup should be on the same, if not, on a higher level compared to these premade layouts:

Example 1


Example 2


Example 3

The layout should match the level of complexity with example #3 the most. The general trend is that they all must diverge from the default userlookup layout.

1. Ample Graphics Experience to make userlookups on par with past UL Spotlight contest winners. (Reference: http://www.neopets.c...spotlight.phtml)
2. Ample HTML/CSS to code a userlookup layout
Optional: Being able to create custom graphics by drawing and digital design.
1. Make a userlookup with equal or of greater caliber compared to the three SunnyNeo examples listed above.
2. Make the lookup within a 20 day period upon being hired using the layout blue print I'll provide that will include dimensions and placement of graphics.
3. Maintain communication at least every two days to keep me updated and to listen in for my input.
4. Being able to communicate well though PM's or mutually agreed method of messenger; ability to say opinions, bounce off ideas, state when you'll be taking a break, uninhibited to state any concerns, basically someone who isn't brain-dead and unresponsive. Talkative people preferred, but not mandatory.
1. At least 10 million NP PURE or in the form of ETS items of your choosing OR 6 Month NeoCodex Gold Advanced Subscription fully paid by me (to be discussed upon hiring). Bonuses are included if I'm truly impressed AND if I win the userlookup spotlight. Payment can be negotiated.
2. My word of mouth if you seek future graphics requests from the NeoCodex Community
3. My frozen, cracked heart. I'll even microwave it to a suitable temperature if it pleases you.

How to Apply:
1. PM me a screenshot of [1] userlookup layout completely of your own creation PLUS [1] example of any type of graphics which includes original art, comics, avatars, signatures, anything creative that shows me you're skills are perfect for this request. Both examples are preferred to be Neo-Related, but non-Neo-Related examples are acceptable. All components which includes modified graphics and coding must be yours. Original images from Neopets or art drawn by other digital artists does not count as a component. OPTIONAL: If you do so feel comfortable, you may PM me a link of your work in Neopets. I will not release any information sent to me. You have my word as a frequent trader and as a NeoCodexian.
2. Include the following information in your PM:
Preferred Name:
Estimated time to complete the project: (If you can finish it in less than 20 days, awesome, if not, no pressure )
Available Times: (state what times in Neopets Standard Time you would most likely be working on this request and most likely to respond to my messages)
Preferred form of payment: (pure, subscription, ETS, possibly NC items but that can difficult for me to obtain if not buyable).

Applications Due: January 28th, 2012 12:00 AM NST

If you have general questions, you may post it in this board. There may be others with the same question. If you have questions that you feel more comfortable being private, feel free to PM me.

Thank you and Good Luck!
Even if you are hesitant to apply, please apply! I may hire a 2nd person (with similar rewards) to make a permanent shop layout for me. Also, I'll be happy to critique any work with fine detail if you do so request me so even if you won't apply for my request.I wish you all the best with your future Neopets Endeavors!

-Keil Aveda

#1543672 Stat Increaser Tests and Results

Posted by Keil on 06 January 2012 - 01:13 AM

Energising Elixir

10 @ 99.9k = 999k

Increased: 2 HP

+0 HP - 8 times***
+1 HP - 2 times
+2 HP - 0 times

Approximately - 500K per Hit Point

***Possible Note: Test Subject had 268 HP initially. Is there a possible limit at 270 HP with Energizing Elixir?

#1543169 Scotty Nymhantino Presents: The Great Codex Scavenger Hunt

Posted by Keil on 04 January 2012 - 02:02 PM

  • Best Homoerotic User
  • Most Homoerotic Pose
  • Made Nymh Homoerotic
  • Most Homoerotic Picture
  • Least Homoerotic
  • Most Homoerotic Trollface
  • Homoerotic Real Picture
  • Trollface That Made Scot Homoerotic The Most
  • Totally Random Mystery Criteria (Homoerotic)
Did I get most of them right?

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#1543033 Top 5 movies

Posted by Keil on 04 January 2012 - 01:33 AM

Please don't judge my tastes

Movies are not in any specific order

Boondocks Saints
Finding Nemo
Lion King

One is not like the others. It's late and I can't find the energy to really think.

#1542921 New Color: Eventide

Posted by Keil on 03 January 2012 - 04:36 PM

okay. yes. you go first.

That color reminds me of the Space Faerie except the stars start on the head instead of the legs. I can see this being a popular color as the twilight portion of the color can be easily be covered with a dress and shoes.