Sweeney

Ah, the old "my cat jumped on the computer" defence.

Are you going to consummate your marriage on a subway train?

A perennial classic.

Congrats, @iargue, on either growing up to be less annoying or finding someone who finds you sufficiently well-off to ignore your personality

I'm not back. New school year and running a lot more programs at my school which keep me busy, that and girls take up a lot of time  .  Trying to get my favorite program that I want to run up and running, a Video Game Club with another teacher, he's older than me and has a lot of the old school systems. We were only expecting like 30 kids to be interested in the club and there's over 100... I also only responded, because I feel the use of the word Sweeney used is not needed and if it was anyone else they would have gotten warned for using it as it is considered an "insult" to call someone that, which is why I replied that that word isn't used anymore in the professional setting, but anyways, yea I just got lucky that I didn't have much to do today. that's why I'm on here.

This isn't a professional setting

Francis the muntjac deer:


Random chick:


Toby the kangaroo:


Rainbow the parrot:


Random leopard gecko:


Pumice the uromastyx:


Amanda the savannah monitor:


Random prarie dog:


Flying squirrel who, bless her heart, I have forgotten the name of:


Mitch the albino Burmese python (snoot only):

No spanking, maybe slaps and that's about it.

I think the solution is providing alternate means of disciplining children since violence is wrong and not the right option.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I'm in!

 

 

I have been expecting you.

Real talk, you can change your screen name.

Wait what?
 
My girlfriend doesn't use the forums

*squint*

I have a pink hallway

I've never heard someone call their vagina that before.

Here is my notes page, for anyone who cares for a peek into my arcane brain

Well the signs there all called them pedways.

You can't trust signs, man. Come on.

Spoiler

There are two important features to that clue - the scrap of paper that was in your dead hand and a specific detail in the story.

Heh, I thought I missed something there, but I had just found it by mistake

Okay, I figured out the killer as well

BACK OFF

A plushie and a mushroom

I smoked for YEARS. I still look like I'm 12.

You'd probably look eight if you'd abstained.