Waser Lave just told me the first step in becoming Linda Blair. And I AM trying what they said in Newbie chat, they said it was a real life Morphing Potion, and im gonna try my hand at being a real life Kauvara. It HAS to work the Newbie chatters swear by it! And I wouldn't mind waking up as Kate Blair, she's Magma worthy too. Screw what Worstest has to say, I am taking the NCers's word for it. I have all my faith in them. And that's why I have to be specific when saying that stupid ass chant they gave me, so I DONT wake up as some random ho off the streets named Linda Blair who's slept with at least 20 guys in her whole life. And, if quantum physics can prove death is not the end, then I CAN become Linda Blair in THIS life, ( not the next).
So why are you still here? Chop chop, you've only got so long to mix the perfect potion to become Linda Blair! What if you never find the right one??!!
However, I had a think, and I know a friend who knows some good magic spells and that sort of thing, and they work 100% of the time, and I went to see her and got one for you, because I really want this dream of yours to come true, and I know she is just so much more reliable than the Newbie Chat!
Here you go: