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So, is it safe to score send for the AC on a main account? In other words, what seems to be the freeze rate this year? Updated 08 Jun · 5 comments

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I am Clutch, and I am pretty damn awesome. First name's Major, Last name's Greatness.

Okay, no that was pretty lame. But by all means, please, send me a friend request or something. Or leave a comment, or feedback, or whatever it is you do when you visit someones profile. I don't really know, honestly. I also don't know what else to devote this lovely space to. So, I've got a GIF of the greatest shooter alive, if you're interested:

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Honestly, Steph Curry is pretty damn sweet. Just look at how he broke Chris Paul's ankles right there! Chris Paul is supposed to be the signature ankle breaker in the NBA, not my man Steph.

For the rest of this space, please enjoy a list of the world's finer quotes, by very inspiration men, women, robots, giants, and whatever, you get the picture:

"I’ve missed more than 9000 shots in my career. I’ve lost almost 300 games. 26 times I’ve been trusted to take the game winning shot and missed. I’ve failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed." - Michael Jordan, 6 time NBA Champion and Hall of Famer

"The mind is everything. What you think you become." - Buddha

"It was the best of days, it was the worst of days..." - Charles Dickens, "A Tale of Two Cities"

"Let he who is without sin cast the first stone." - Jesus Christ

"Every time a bell rings, an angel gets its wings." Clarence, "It's A Wonderful Life"

"I am a leaf on the wind; watch how I soar." - Hoban Washburne, "Serenity"

"God is love..." - Number Six, "Battlestar Galactica"

"Nothing but the rain." - Starbuck, "Battlestar Galactica"

"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist." - Verbal Kint, "The Usual Suspects"

"Why does it cry, Smeagol?" - Gollum, "The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers"

"Mama always said, 'Life was like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get.'" - Forrest Gump, "Forrest Gump"

"Fat, dumb and stupid is no way to go through life, son." - Dean Wormer, "Animal House"

"Lieutenant Dan got me invested in some kind of fruit company." - Forrest Gump, referring to Apple Computer Inc., "Forrest Gump"

"My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump." - Forrest Gump, "Forrest Gump"

"Lieutenant Dan, I got you some ice cream. Lieutenant Dan, ice cream!" - Forrest Gump, "Forrest Gump"

"[Have you found Jesus yet, Gump?] I didn't know I was supposed to be looking for him, sir." - Forrest Gump, "Forrest Gump"

"And that's all I have to say about that." - Forrest Gump, "Forrest Gump"

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