My Very Bad Kinda V-Day Poems
valentines day v-day bad poetry fangirling star wars
So I got bored in class and decided to write a whole bunch of Star Wars themed really bad V-day poems. They're in the theme and poetic style of the classic "roses are red" poems but I wouldn't directly call them love poems. I'd give the names of who the poem is for, but I think it's pretty obvious.
My suit is Black
I'm on the attack
My Kids tried to kill me
At least my grandson is with me
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Lightsabers are Red My hair is Red My lightsaber is Red ------------ -------- ------ Lightsabers are red Some are blue I've got a scarred head I'm a creep too ----- I like little boys I take them for the Order One is a knight The others are fodder -------- My lasers are showcased As I hurtle through space I'm the Death Star recreation Kylo's Starkiller Base --------------- The fangirls love me My hair is fluffy I'm incredibly sexy So they all want to fuck me
Grandpa is dead
I talk to his helmet
While crying in bed
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Ren's a whiny bitch
I love my cat Millicent
So I bought her catnip.
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A jedi's is blue
I hate everything
Especially Luke
My armor is Chrome
Starkiller Base is my home
FN-2187 Deserted
So I need to hurt 'em.
My name is Matt
Kylo Ren has an 8 pack
He's totally shredded
So I molded myself after that
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Hi I'm Matt
Kylo Ren has an 8 pack
I saw him in the shower
He's got some great power
*coffee house snaps*