Community Status Updates
Jake
I know bragging online isn't cool but... my new girlfriend is a stripper. FUCK YEAH LAP DANCES
Jul 17 2011 03:29 AM
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Blackout
FUCK YEAH I COULD SNEAK IN THERE RIGHT NOW AND STICK A DOLLAR IN HER BREASTS.
Jul 17 2011 05:03 AM -
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mjcm
They apparently prohibit looking up or saluting the national flag of their country. They say that doing so is like idolatry which "God" doesn't want.
Jul 13 2011 07:02 AM -
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Jake
Yeah so long story. They asked me if I heard the voice of god, I then insisted I went on the can and heard him yell there. He is surprisingly brown. I'm so good
Jul 13 2011 11:37 AM
Jake
Fuck Brian Burke and his 'pride'. You can trade Kessel and a few first rounders and get us Stamkos. Throw Tim Connolly on the wing
Jul 11 2011 01:45 PM
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Paisley
Yeah, I'm really unoriginal just because the last letter in our names are the same -__-
Jul 06 2011 12:30 PM -
Jake
I don't know what he was thinking when he said this but my brother gave me 3 26ers to take up to the cottage. Here's the funny part, for the first 4 days I'll just be there with 'his' girlfriend.
Jun 30 2011 03:53 PM
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fxckyouguys
lol!!!!
Jun 30 2011 05:05 PM
Jake
So here I am having a peaceful smoke on my front yard with my shirt off when some hooligan runs by complaining about second hand smoke. She then smacks it out of my hand propelling the smoke onto my nipple, thus burning it and rendering it useless to milk feeding for a few days
Jun 20 2011 06:00 AM
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Jake
It's like 40x worse than a purple nurple. 2x worse than a purple nurple on a girl
Jun 20 2011 06:29 AM -
fxckyouguys
did you beat her up?
Jun 20 2011 11:13 AM -
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esskae
:p you'll have immaculate nipples! XD eh, i can't say i'm surprised, but it was worth suggesting x)
Jun 03 2011 02:00 PM -
Jake
lol sounds too time consuming. I was buzzing my head today to a 4, I didn't feel like doing the back so I decided to just do a 1
Jun 03 2011 02:10 PM -
Jake
Point of that was that I barely care enough for my head so nvm the nipples lmao
Jun 03 2011 02:11 PM
Jake
Flob on my knob. Corn on my cob. This site is depressing and my penis is aggressing.
Jun 02 2011 11:41 AM
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fxckyouguys
3 6 mafia song in a milk commercial? O__O even more LOL!
Jun 02 2011 12:22 PM
Jake
Going to work... when I get back. STANLEY CUP FINAL GAME 1 BABY. FUCK YEAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Jun 01 2011 07:00 AM
Jake
So I just ate a meat lovers pizza. Extra toppings were a bag of munchies ON THE FUCKING PIZZA. I said I was going to do it sometime last week... so fucking good.
May 30 2011 10:10 AM
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fxckyouguys
that sounds fucking fantastic.
May 30 2011 10:30 AM -
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Warriors
Papa Murphys! Take n Bake...
Stoners is a derogatory term..I prefer noble explorer of the high kind
Jun 01 2011 11:30 AM
