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→ Waser Lave
Well...that's the risk you take. I don't need protecting, I'm a girl, I just use boobs and noodz to my advantage with whatever pirates come my way. You should protect that sword of yours though.
Sep 19 2008 06:50 PM
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→ Waser Lave
I've told you, I can't protect you from sea dogs. I have no wench friends, I work...I mean...ermm...I live alone. Very antisocial.
Sep 19 2008 06:41 PM
→ Waser Lave
I'm just a poor useless woman though. :( I'd be no help against sea dogs intent on using their swords on you.
Sep 19 2008 06:38 PM
→ Waser Lave
Oh I wasn't worried...merely commenting. If anything I was worried for the wenches.
Sep 19 2008 06:20 PM
→ Waser Lave
One does so hope that your sword is big enough to protect you from all the wenches and scurvy sea dogs that are found at port...
Sep 19 2008 06:10 PM
→ Waser Lave
maybe you're incredibly safe while in every port? Rum doesn't automatically = stds.
OH ISN'T IT A SHAME I HAVE NO EMAIL/MSN FOR YOU, I GUESS I CAN'T SEND YOU NOODZ.
OH ISN'T IT A SHAME I HAVE NO EMAIL/MSN FOR YOU, I GUESS I CAN'T SEND YOU NOODZ.
Sep 19 2008 05:55 PM
→ Waser Lave
But i know that the thought is there at all times. Either that or im clearly just far too hideous these days. :( You probably have a girl in every port now you're a pirate.
Sep 19 2008 05:33 PM
→ Waser Lave
We both know it's the other way round...nobody is forcing you to visit, you choose to come take advantage of a poor tiny drunken girl.
Sep 19 2008 05:29 PM
→ Waser Lave
But neither of those words are true in relation to me. Northern-monkey-roster.
Sep 19 2008 05:15 PM
→ Waser Lave
sorry, was busy pouring rum and general grog down my throat.ermmm.. boo to flogging.
Sep 19 2008 04:41 PM
