Community Status Updates

Your lack of profile comments make you look like such a sad sack.

That's always what people want, the snazzy shades and stache. :(

lol!!! Punky....im just THAT good ;)

You know you don't have to chat me up, etc, go through all this work. I'd let you suck my dick any time!

It also wouldn't be a problem if I auto-declined friend requests. So many people would be so sad.

I feel you, Joanna. I feel youuuuuu!
*ahem*
Those high notes are always the hardest.

Is that the Spanish Inquisition???
You are like, soulmate material. If I was lesbo.

You haven't configured your "About Me" page.
All we know about you is that you like to tie people up and have a chicken picture. WTF, KWEH?!

I'm just here for the sunglasses and mustache picture.

Don't be dead!
Goonies never say die!

It sucks we can't post animated gifs in eachother's comments. What shit!
Ah well.
Expect me when you least expect me!
http://i33.tinypic.com/b99a87.jpg

I'm watching you, Noit. And I like what I'm seeing.

Happy belated birthday!
You're only 22, but to me you're like a omniscient wizard of skill and wonder. Like the great Oz, except not as full of shit.

Wow, you have a lot of friends. This wouldn't be a problem if you weren't so fucking friendly.

I say! Your "About Me" page isn't very exciting, Craig.