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Boggart → Salamanda
Haha I don't know what to tell haha. Spending too much time with me? I mean...
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May 25 2011 06:42 PM
Salamanda → Boggart
My mind keeps placing 'tiny' in front of penis and I have no idea why. D:
May 25 2011 06:39 PM
Boggart → Salamanda
Thank you for understanding. Since dating 13 year old's is illegal, dating someone who looks and sounds 13 but has a developed penis is my second best.
Too much?
Too much?
May 25 2011 06:35 PM
Salamanda → Boggart
It's totally fine liking young boys.
Less hair, I get it Bog, I do. I'm glad you have no shame :)
Less hair, I get it Bog, I do. I'm glad you have no shame :)
May 25 2011 06:33 PM
Boggart → Salamanda
Haha I wasn't really, all of it's made up so I wasn't insinuating anything :P But yes, the fact that he's a boy that looks and acts like a girl is exactly what I want.
May 25 2011 06:30 PM
Salamanda → Boggart
You know, if it wasn't for you hinting Darren /Criss/ was gay, I'd be laughing. Now I'm just going to say something along the lines of, "I would have broken up with your ass too." Also, Colfer is ugly. He looks like a little boy...oh wait. Isn't that right up your alley?
May 25 2011 06:29 PM
Boggart → Salamanda
You figured me out. I was dating chris Colfer (our celerbtiy couple name was Chris) and I got angry that he was on glee with Darren Kris and he said they were just "friends", he called me clingy and we split up. Since then I've hated glee.
May 25 2011 06:24 PM
Salamanda
200 cards later...and I hardly win anything. Proof that scratchcards are for fools.
May 23 2011 09:42 PM
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Puppetmaster
Lol. Just your profile picture kinda reminded me... and she was alright, from what I remember. It's been a couple years
May 23 2011 10:49 PM -
Boggart → Salamanda
Wait, so according to you, you're a lesbian who's in love with a guy who plays a gay character on a TV show who is actually straight, but dating the only other gay guy in the show. Weirdo.
May 14 2011 01:32 PM
Boggart → Salamanda
I don't think I have actually... maybe I should try this panini. What kind of rice does it use? (i'm joking)
And I would audition for glee, but they already have 2 asians on it :/
And I would audition for glee, but they already have 2 asians on it :/
Apr 24 2011 11:41 AM
Salamanda → Boggart
Have you ever had a panini? They are amazing.
I've tried mastering rice, but it's always undercooked :(
Maybe you should audition for glee? Emmys and guys to kiss, cant lose!
I've tried mastering rice, but it's always undercooked :(
Maybe you should audition for glee? Emmys and guys to kiss, cant lose!
Apr 24 2011 11:38 AM
Boggart → Salamanda
Ahh okay. Then I`ll get you a panini press and one of our old rice cookers (we have like 9). Why do you want a panini press? O.o
Oh did he? I didn't really pay attention. If I had a golden globe everytime I kissed a guy.... xD
Oh did he? I didn't really pay attention. If I had a golden globe everytime I kissed a guy.... xD
Apr 24 2011 11:27 AM
