Community Status Updates

yeeeh haaaw

You're my friend now. No other option.

You're right. I am cool.

Empty tinychat is empty :(

So my AB cleaned out the Furni shop this morning... 20+ items over 2 restocks... Feels good man.

Hi, im interested in buying your shells.

So long as we all have our socks off and we're in the same room I think we'll be good.

I'm all about it. Even if said orgy is just me watching from a closet with my dick in one hand and a camcorder in the other.

Orgy timez?

I appreciate the gesture, but I'm a lover. So we'll all just hafta get naked and make this thing happen.

I knew it!
Also, I'm sorry about your babysitter. If you need them kung-fued to the face, I'm your woman.

Almost, I'm secretly a 23 year old man-baby who is so incredibly awesome because their hot nubile babysitter touched them inappropriately when I was little so that the only real, emotional contact they can have is with a pixelated animal.

Soooo... secretly you're really a 13 year old preteen who is so incredibly awkward because their uncle touched them inappropriately when they were little that the only real, emotional contact they can have is with a pixelated animal?

NOOOOO!! Neopets is like, totally my life or whatever.

It's ok man. I'll let you in on a little sekrit...
Neopets. Not so srz bznz after all.