Community Status Updates

Keil

For you, you'll first feel a lot of pain, enough to make you want to claw your eyes out, then it gets all numb. You don't feel any warmth or coldness unless you bleed out. For others, there would be at least one person crying uncontrollably at the news and it changed them forever. They are broken and irreparable and no matter what they or anyone can do, they cannot return to their previous state.
May 07 2016 09:48 PM

Junjie

@Kelvin continues to have the really, really good responses
May 07 2016 10:33 PM

Futurama

When you still fail at work and all of your projects aren't getting done.
Apr 06 2016 11:46 AM

Adam

When you join the air force but can't swim.
Apr 06 2016 01:57 PM

Artleyz

When you realize you should've told them to leave behind the other monitor so you can have dual screens.
Apr 06 2016 03:06 PM

shrouded

yes they take 10% from it. but i will probably just leave it on the account and do other contests. it is net30 pay out...
Mar 08 2016 09:55 PM

Guppie

Actually it's likely that the super delegates will switch if Bernie would be ahead without them. They tend to go with the popular vote. They went with Hillary in 2008 early on, and then switched to Obama. http://www.bloombergview.com/articles/2015-08-28/clinton-s-superdelegate-tipping-point
Mar 09 2016 07:05 AM

Kaddict

I know, but for bernie to catch up, he would have to really destroy clinton from here on out, not just win half.
Mar 09 2016 12:33 PM

Adam

I have faith!!

Mar 05 2016 12:01 PM

shrouded

I guess the PE would be on the hook more than I would. It wouldn't be Challenger disaster bad. Probably more around VW emission scandal bad.
Mar 05 2016 12:13 PM

Keil

heh. purple plebs.
Mar 05 2016 07:38 AM

shrouded

>Member Since 15 Apr 2011

noob
Mar 05 2016 08:08 AM

Keil

>Member Since 05 Jul 2005

whatever, grandpa.
Mar 05 2016 08:33 AM

Adam

You, like your father, are now mine.
Feb 27 2016 02:38 PM

Guppie

Left where? Codex?

Feb 27 2016 06:00 PM

shrouded

She left my house to go back to her house. @Waser :'( he's a pretty chill guy
Feb 27 2016 07:49 PM

Keil

Well you can say that... her arrival will be a /whirlwind of fun/.
Feb 24 2016 02:08 PM

blue

Sounds like an adventure!
Feb 24 2016 02:46 PM

shrouded

TOTAL WHIRLWIND THEN STRAIGHT TO THE NORVA
Feb 24 2016 02:47 PM

Wynd

i could make a rainbow and a bird sweater and sell it for $900? what a life
Feb 17 2016 07:23 PM

Wynd

http://puu.sh/nc1Fd/c4048c99c1.png
Feb 17 2016 07:27 PM

Chappy

If only I had a brand where people would buy stupid shit and have models who are constipated.
Feb 17 2016 09:46 PM

shrouded

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/f3/York_Capitals.png
Feb 11 2016 03:52 AM

Padme

Ugh so good ;3
Feb 10 2016 12:18 PM

shrouded

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIwFJNguQgY
Feb 10 2016 12:37 PM

shrouded

Pause at 1:41 eyy lmao
Feb 10 2016 12:39 PM

shrouded

I can never see your avatar. Maybe it is blocked by Ghostery/mublock.
Feb 08 2016 06:38 PM

Swar

@shrouded for some reason my avatar thing is bugged, so I have to use gravatar. maybe that blocks it
Feb 08 2016 06:39 PM

shrouded

100 emoji
Feb 08 2016 07:04 PM