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Derriere

sry... ANALYZING IS THE BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD

May 07 2013 06:04 PM

Derriere

WTF? I just made a new neopets account: theblacknegger and upon creation it got frozen ...WOW. ok.

Mar 17 2013 09:23 PM

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Derriere
and ofc neopet's shitty excuse: Our Neopets Police cannot reveal why you were frozen. Please contact us by clicking here if you'd like more information.

sighh. just when I wanted to play again the site cockblocks me. it's a sign. :/
Mar 17 2013 09:28 PM
Ruri
lmfao
Mar 18 2013 12:53 AM
Gee
oh my.
Apr 17 2013 11:50 AM

Derriere

selling my virginity for NEOCASH ! Online prostitution. Don't worry I'm of age !

Mar 05 2013 11:12 PM

Derriere
no low ballers, i only play hard ball.
Mar 05 2013 11:14 PM
Merk
oh my GOD
Mar 05 2013 11:47 PM

Derriere

I'm engaged guys ! Just wanted to let you fuckers know. <3

Mar 04 2013 04:10 PM

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Derriere
my mentor to getting bitches: http://metro.co.uk/2010/03/09/man-marries-pillow-154906/
Mar 04 2013 04:56 PM
Pilot
elle oh elle
Mar 04 2013 04:56 PM
shrouded
I hope you make your dakimakura very happy.
Mar 04 2013 05:28 PM

Derriere

can anyone give me a shell? please I wanna get back into neopets any shell from 2 weeks old to w/e PLS THANKS

Feb 28 2013 05:48 PM

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Derriere
KAY fuck you guys im going back to playing League. i hate you all
Feb 28 2013 06:12 PM
Sweeney
Toodles ^_^
Feb 28 2013 06:15 PM
Brennon
I would give you one if I had one Der :3
Feb 28 2013 06:15 PM

Derriere

I was wondering if you were from Kenya? No? Kenya give me your # anyways?

Jan 03 2013 03:26 PM

Derriere

anyone have that christmas feeling and want to give me a shell for FREE cause like I wanna check the neopets forums : D

Nov 28 2012 12:21 PM

Waser Lave
It's not even December.
Nov 28 2012 12:48 PM

Derriere

I need a youtube converter for videos and mp3. Help a brother out ! PLEAASE

Nov 26 2012 03:42 PM

RitzWin
Zamzar used to work, I'd search google for zamzar alternative. There's also that firefox plugin that allows you to download the videos onto your computer (so you can process them into mp3 there if needed)
Nov 26 2012 03:53 PM
tri
http://www.youtube-mp3.org/
Nov 26 2012 04:01 PM

Today, on my way home I actually saw a zombie cat. Cutest little thing ever. It pretended to be dead on the sidewalk, pfft does that little shit actually think i'm stupid enough to get close to it so it can jump me? fck no ! still cute.

Nov 13 2012 12:49 PM