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cockblocked :(

Dec 22 2013 02:15 AM

Keil
It means a rooster holding up a stop sign in a congested highway
Dec 22 2013 01:10 PM
L33T
^lol
Dec 22 2013 01:12 PM
GhostMommy
I thought it meant when one rooster keeps another rooster from jumping on the back of a hen. I have chickens. What I don't understand is how you can be cockblocked if you don't have any cocks, Aunt Mishelle. Kittyblocked?
Dec 22 2013 02:32 PM

I met a guy named Chris Kringle. I still can't get over the fact that his parents did that to him.

Dec 15 2013 09:15 AM

Derriere
I knew a man called Toby, and yeah he was a slave.
Dec 15 2013 12:30 PM
Plunk
I know a kid named Robert Roberts.
Dec 15 2013 12:51 PM
Jam
My father's name is Robert Roberts lmao.
Dec 15 2013 01:30 PM

Beyonce's new album is everything

Dec 13 2013 01:12 AM

My boss got to meet beyonce. I'm so jealous,

Dec 03 2013 05:32 PM

Dec 01 2013 10:21 AM

Just accidentally dropped my food on the floor and burned the fuck out of my finger, ngl tears were shed.

Dec 01 2013 01:28 AM

Fuck you lab ray.

Dec 01 2013 12:40 AM

It's Thanksgiving and I'm already drunk.

Nov 28 2013 03:49 AM

Nov 25 2013 05:06 PM

It's going down TODAY

Nov 25 2013 01:30 PM

My mom is being a dick :(

Nov 24 2013 03:19 PM

KaibaSama
Don't give her your credit card then? Or buy something with her card and do the same thing.
Nov 24 2013 05:16 PM
Mishelle
She doesn't have it anymore. I took it from her but she still has the information on her computer. I'm going to have to get a new number. And she doesn't have a credit card because she has shit credit.
Nov 24 2013 07:30 PM
blue
Unfriend her on Facebook!
Nov 24 2013 07:31 PM