Community Status Updates

Katya

I've done my part.
Apr 11 2016 02:01 PM

Kaddict

If you made all true or all false statements, I have a 50% chance of winning. Just saying.
Apr 11 2016 02:57 PM

Rauul

@Kaddict you are so right.
Apr 11 2016 06:43 PM

Kaddict

That would be awesome if you did it @Rauul. You are the kontest King.
Apr 05 2016 04:05 PM

Rauul

Hahhahaa thanks, now i need a good theme :)
Apr 05 2016 04:22 PM

Chappy

poop thoughts
Apr 05 2016 04:33 PM

Artleyz

Just joined up. You guys don't stand a chance. You can go ahead and call me the Postinator.
Mar 29 2016 08:01 AM

Rauul

Postinator? that is not scary hahaha. Fuck i just realized i cant participate :(
Mar 29 2016 08:10 AM

Rauul

Nope, im looking for a wooden spoon first
Mar 28 2016 10:50 PM

Cass

Did you try sacrificing your firstborn? I heard that increases your chances
Mar 29 2016 02:36 AM

Rauul

My firstborn? Fuck, im gay, no childrens for me now
Mar 29 2016 07:09 AM

Karla

Nice! Good luck! :)
Mar 09 2016 04:41 PM

Michaelhex

LoL, me here got a job, but no where to live in yet. Pretty messed up
Mar 09 2016 09:48 PM

Romy

I ain't no bitch, hoe.
Mar 10 2016 10:57 AM

Coops

God that sucks so bad. And it hurts so bad. I've dislocated one side once. I hope you can get some rest tonight so you can figure out the other stuff. I'm sorry your day was such shit :/
Mar 02 2016 07:59 PM

Rauul

Thanks Coops, took a tramadol (has morphine) hope tomorrow will wake up with less pain
Mar 02 2016 08:10 PM

Kaddict

Sorry to hear Rauul. What I thought of when you said you broke your hip:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GP_0BhCw2rg
Mar 02 2016 11:50 PM

Drakonid

It is.
Feb 22 2016 12:06 PM

Rauul

My broken jaw ! hahah dont like too much south park. bueno, en realidad si, hijos de puta mataron a kenny.
Feb 22 2016 01:10 PM

Swar

South Park is big in third world countries too, man
Feb 22 2016 02:40 PM

Roger5

I can't do shit drunk... you didn't miss your plane?
Feb 19 2016 06:53 PM

DonValentino

Enjoy yourself my man
Feb 19 2016 08:18 PM

Rauul

didnt miss my fly ! but was delayed for HOURS ! FUCKING POWER OUTAGE. enjoyed it Val, im still hungover
Feb 20 2016 06:24 AM

Katya

Internet does not disappoint
http://tinyurl.com/jshysdb
Feb 17 2016 05:55 PM

Rauul

@Swarley LOL

Feb 17 2016 07:28 PM

Kaddict

@Katya... what the hell did I just read??? Which begs the question: is it grosser traversing the road less traveled with your index or your 11th finger?
Feb 17 2016 07:46 PM

NapisaurusRex

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btPJPFnesV4
Feb 14 2016 01:24 PM

Adam

It's a trap.
Feb 14 2016 02:40 PM

Rauul

i did it ! had a terrible bad luck. at least we are still friends for now... maybe in future i would have more luck with same person
Feb 15 2016 12:21 AM

Rauul

moto g 3rd gen. im feeling old :( only know how to shake my phone to turn on/off the flashlight

Feb 09 2016 05:46 PM

Maha

Haha @Rauul they're good phones! Almost stock android. Just tinker and play, its a great learning experience, what did you come from using?!
Feb 09 2016 06:52 PM

Rauul

was using iphone for the last 5 years... dont understand android

Feb 09 2016 07:06 PM

GetJinxed

LOL
Feb 07 2016 11:39 AM

Blanc

LOADSOKFPASFKOASPOFASPOKFA
Feb 07 2016 12:12 PM

HiMyNameIsNick

^stroke
Feb 07 2016 02:20 PM