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Nest stop on my costco binge eating: cranberry orange streusel muffins. Going to be 145 pounds by the end of 2015.

Nov 25 2015 10:16 PM

blue
Watch out for their salads since there's been a string of E. Coli cases connected to them.
Nov 26 2015 06:27 AM
Padme
@blue No salad purchased! Thanks for the heads up :D
Nov 26 2015 11:04 AM
sprockets
I'd be impressed if you could be 145. I tried my hardest to gain weight and all I could muster was 140.
Nov 26 2015 02:31 PM

I have 6 mini brownies in my pyjama pant pockets. #college

Nov 25 2015 07:16 PM

Padme
@Kord @Kass if only we lived closer, we could share a case and save some of the guilty I have for eating dozens alone haha
Nov 25 2015 08:11 PM
Grimley
Hell yeah, Padme!
Nov 25 2015 08:14 PM
Kass
Oh man that sounds great haha
Nov 25 2015 08:24 PM

Not wearing a bra for 72 hours. Thank u sweater weather. Helicoptering my bewbs is gr8

Nov 24 2015 11:23 PM

Can feel a migraine coming on... hello excruciating pain. >:|

Nov 23 2015 10:23 PM

masxed
Damn.. they suck.. I used to get them everyday until I found to use Lingzhi Mushrooms and/or Cannabis to cure mine. Goodluck! :)
Nov 24 2015 04:20 AM

My work is on the hook to pay me for 142.78 banked hours. Going to be taxed heavy but it'll be sweet if I get it before xmas :3

Nov 22 2015 05:33 PM

@Futurama and @rwmurrayVT just met. Hilarious snapchats have already ensued

Nov 19 2015 10:31 PM

When you rep people you never thought you'd rep.

Nov 18 2015 09:28 PM

ortin
represent!!!
Nov 18 2015 09:34 PM
Keil
Rep is like assholes... except one is completely full of shit and the other releases it.
Nov 18 2015 09:50 PM
Fikri
when you rep people at all.
Nov 18 2015 10:44 PM

Got a letter from my ISO on the behalf of disney saying they're gonna fine me 5000$ if I download Hocus Pocus again :'(

Nov 16 2015 03:07 AM

Padme
@Waser Lave TEACH ME HOW TO BE HIDDEN PLS
Nov 16 2015 05:52 PM
Waser Lave
Personally I use download sites or streaming instead of torrents. If you are going to use torrents you really need to use some flavour of proxy these days, and lots of camouflage face paint.
Nov 17 2015 12:14 AM
Swar
Or live in a country where laws aren't very effective
Nov 17 2015 11:19 AM

Listening to ENG students do homework and I realize that I truly know nothing.

Nov 08 2015 03:42 PM

Middle of the night text from the best friend: "HAVE YOU LISTENED TO THE NEW SAM SMITH? GO LISTEN NOW.' .... 'JESSICA WAKE UP AND LISTEN RIGHT NOW'

Nov 02 2015 11:04 PM

Waser Lave
I don't like Sam Smith's voice. Just saying. :/
Nov 03 2015 09:25 AM
Swar
You're not alone, badger.
Nov 03 2015 09:33 AM
Padme
@Scavi @Adam SO many ugly tears listening to it

@Waser Lave @Swarley WHY?!? Come to a listening party at my house. You'll fall in love
Nov 03 2015 09:42 AM

Only 365 days til next Halloween!!!

Oct 31 2015 11:57 PM

Swar
Mention Halloween a year early and no one bats an eye.

Mention Christmas 2 months early and everyone loses their minds!
Nov 01 2015 12:09 AM
shrouded
Walmart sign told me 56 days to Christmas.
Nov 01 2015 08:22 AM